Exclusive 0 Video: Westboro Baptist Church Member Sings Christian Version of “Crazy Train” by Ozzy Osbourne June 2nd, 2015 at 1:00pm MetalSucks Spokesperson Shirley Phelps-Roper also has some choice words for Slayer and Lamb of God.
...And F*ck You Too 0 Ten Musicians Who Should Be Suspended May 13th, 2015 at 2:00pm Emperor Rhombus As long as the NFL is scapegoating Tom Brady, we have some suggestions of our own.
\m/ 0 Ozzy Donates $10K to Student Percussionists Who Performed “Crazy Train” May 8th, 2015 at 1:00pm Emperor Rhombus What a mensch.
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Black Sabbath: Final Album and Tour Coming in 2016 April 28th, 2015 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg So sayeth The Ozzman.
F-F-F-Feudin' 0 Ozzy Osbourne and Bill Ward are Publicly Fighting About Stuff (groan) April 17th, 2015 at 10:00am Vince Neilstein The Ozzman fires back at Ward for the accusations lofted his way by the ex-Sabbath drummer earlier this week.
Rampant Rumors 0 Tony Iommi’s Health is NOT the Reason for Black Sabbath Cancelation at Ozzfest Japan April 10th, 2015 at 1:00pm Vince Neilstein We still don’t know why Black Sabbath pulled out of Ozzfest Japan, but at least Iommi’s health isn’t the reason.
Rampant Rumors 0 Black Sabbath: Not Dunzo After All? April 9th, 2015 at 10:30am Vince Neilstein Band won’t be playing their previously scheduled “farewell” concert in Japan.
Friday 5 0 Friday 5: Leggo My Super-ego April 3rd, 2015 at 4:30pm MetalSucks What are the best metal songs about feeling guilty and beating yourself up over something?
Metal in the Media 0 Video: Justin Bieber Lip Syncs to Ozzy Osbourne’s “Crazy Train” April 3rd, 2015 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg While Deon Sanders watches, no less.
Cinemetal 0 FINALLY, We’ll All Be Able to Watch Chris Holmes Embarrass His Mother in Hi-Def March 26th, 2015 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg The Decline of Western Civilization films come to Blu-ray.
Tour de Force 0 Ozzy Osbourne Needs Surgery; Ozzfiesta Cancelled March 26th, 2015 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg But what KIND of surgery?
...And F*ck You Too 0 Cronos from Venom Has His Finger on the Pulse of Modern Music, Feminism March 18th, 2015 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg Dumb dumb dumb dumb.
Friday 5 0 Friday 5: What Metal Songs Would You Make Longer? Much Longer! March 13th, 2015 at 4:30pm MetalSucks Many, many songs stay too long. But a few songs leave the party before the dip is warm.
Friday 5 0 Friday 5: What Full Metal Albums Should Be Performed In Concert? February 13th, 2015 at 4:30pm MetalSucks This Summer, the Deftones will perform their perfect second album in concert. Who should do the same?
Cinemetal 0 Must Watch Music Video of the Day: Shredhead’s “Walk with the Dead” February 10th, 2015 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg Animated video features “cameos” from a cavalcade of metal stars.
Editorials 0 Bats Avenge Fallen Brother, Invade Ozzy Osbourne’s Home February 9th, 2015 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg The Bat State of England and Ireland — more commonly known as “BSEI” — has claimed credit for the attack
Metal Merch 0 Give a Heavy Metal Heroes Valentine’s Day Card to Someone You Love February 5th, 2015 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg If these don’t make instill your partner with the uncontrollable desire to jump your bones, nuthin’ will.
New Stuff 0 Listen: Chuck Billy and Alexei Laiho Cover Ozzy Osbourne’s “Mr. Crowley” February 4th, 2015 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg It’s okay.
Metal Merch 0 $70 Black Metal Doggie Vest Will Make Your Pet the Scariest Poser at the Park January 27th, 2015 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg There’s also a thrash one if you prefer to spend a ridiculous amount of money on that instead.
New Stuff 0 Listen: Tom Morello and Serj Tankian Cover Ozzy Osbourne’s “Crazy Train” January 21st, 2015 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg It’s not just a rote, inferior recreation of the original!