Everyone's Replaceable 0 Ozzy And Sharon Osbourne Are Splitting Up May 8th, 2016 at 11:14am Emperor Rhombus Apparently over an affair between Ozzy and a celebrity hairstylist.
A Game of Thrones 0 A Song of Ice and Firewind: Gus G. Covers the Game of Thrones Theme May 3rd, 2016 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg Da-da-da da da-da-da da daaaaaaaaaa! Da-da-da-da da da daaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!
Punishing Pictorials 0 Pie Charts of Metal Musicians’ Brains April 15th, 2016 at 12:30pm MetalSucks A completely scientific breakdown of how your favorite metal d00dz think.
Viral Vomit 0 Here’s a Ska Version of Ozzy’s “Over the Mountain” March 21st, 2016 at 4:30pm Emperor Rhombus First-wave ska, not Mustard Plug ska.
Punishing Pictorials 0 Heavy Metal Face Swaps March 11th, 2016 at 3:30pm MetalSucks Man, it seems like everyone is obsessed with these face […]
Reunion Mania 0 Tony Martin’s Fan Very Excited About Possible Reunion with Tony Iommi March 8th, 2016 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg Having already made the dreams of millions of fans around […]
Friday 5 0 Friday 5: Songs That No One Knows (But They Should) February 26th, 2016 at 4:30pm MetalSucks Let’s stump our know-it-all friends with five lost gems!
Worst Week Ever 0 The Top Ten Posts on MetalSucks This Week February 19th, 2016 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg This week’s top stories include Ghost, Metallica, Black Sabbath, and more.
Music Dorkery 0 Listen: Classic Metal Songs by Metallica, Sabbath, Ozzy, Slayer, and Pantera Tuned WAYYYYY Down February 17th, 2016 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg Heavy songs made even heavier.
Contests 0 Contest: Win a Black Sabbath Prize Pack from Rhino Records! February 9th, 2016 at 2:30pm MetalSucks Includes deluxe and expanded double CD editions of four classic Sabbath albums, PLUS an exclusive Black Sabbath logo flocked print!
Lolz 0 YouTuber Hums “Bark At The Moon” to Avoid Copyright Infringement on Guitar Hero Video January 27th, 2016 at 10:30am Emperor Rhombus Beavis and Butthead be proud.
This Sucks 0 Bill Ward Has Allegedly Declined to Play the Last-Ever U.S. Black Sabbath Show January 25th, 2016 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg “He wants to do the whole tour or nothing,” says Geezer Butler.
Friday 5 0 Friday 5: The Worst Instances of a Band Re-Recording Their Own Material January 22nd, 2016 at 4:30pm MetalSucks Happy Friday, MetalSucks reader! Welcome to MetalSucks Friday 5, our awesome […]
Reunion Mania 0 Tony Iommi Says Geezer Butler Didn’t Want to Make a Farewell Album November 30th, 2015 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg Since when does anyone give a shit what the bass player thinks?
MSTV 0 The Smart Metal Show, with The Elitist, Episode 1: Justin Bieber Ruins Metal November 20th, 2015 at 1:00pm MetalSucks The inaugural episode of The Smart Metal Show, the first and only metal show exclusively for smart fans!
Metal Legacies 0 Delores Rhoads, Mother of Randy Rhoads, Dead at 95 November 12th, 2015 at 1:56pm Emperor Rhombus R.I.P.
Metal Etiquette 0 Ozzy to Formally Apologize for Pissing on The Alamo November 5th, 2015 at 11:30am Emperor Rhombus The prince of darkness makes it official.
Cinemetal 0 Ozzy and Jack Osbourne are Making a Show for… The History Channel November 2nd, 2015 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg Don’t worry, it’s a spoof.
New Stuff 0 Listen: Ozzy Osbourne Teams Up with The Cult’s Billy Morrison for “Gods” October 26th, 2015 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg Not altogether unpleasant.
