Breaking the Law 0 Ozzy’s Mistress Has Now Made Falsehood Allegations Against Ozzy October 3rd, 2016 at 11:06am Emperor Rhombus A man lied to his mistress? Fucking SHOCKER.
\m/ 0 Playlist: Heavy Metal Dance Party September 22nd, 2016 at 9:23am Axl Rosenberg Just because you love metal doesn’t mean you can’t cut a rug.
Metal Merch 0 Ozzy’s Family Snaps Up Black Sabbath Memorabilia Days Before it Hit the Auction Block September 15th, 2016 at 12:34pm Emperor Rhombus Better that than let it fall into the grubby cockbeaters of peasants like me.
Punishing Pictorials 0 Kids Dressed as Metal Celebrities: Friggin’ Adorable September 7th, 2016 at 5:00pm MetalSucks Awwwwwwwww!!!
Br00tal-lists 0 Ten Metal Musicians Who Could Write a Great New Ozzy Osbourne Album August 31st, 2016 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg It’s official: Ozzy Osbourne plans to record a new solo […]
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Ozzy Osbourne Confirms Plans to Make a New Solo Album August 30th, 2016 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg Vocalist “will be heading into the studio with my band” after completing Black Sabbath’s farewell tour.
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Ozzy Osbourne Wants to Make Another Solo Album August 24th, 2016 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg So says his keyboardist.
Punishing Pictorials 0 Photos of Famous Metal Dudes on Vacation August 12th, 2016 at 3:20pm MetalSucks Hot fun in the summertime…
F-F-F-Feudin' 0 Ozzy Osbourne Being Sued by Former Bassist Bob Daisley, Who He Claims is an Obsessive Troll August 10th, 2016 at 10:00am Emperor Rhombus To Ozzy’s credit, this isn’t the first time Daisley has gone after him legally.
F-F-F-Feudin' 0 Ozzy’s Mistress Says They’d Been Seeing Each Other Since 2012, is Suing Kelly Osbourne Over Those Tweets August 4th, 2016 at 10:00am Emperor Rhombus The plot thickens.
Metal Legacies 0 Ozzy Will Stay Sober, But He Doesn’t Have To Be Happy About It July 25th, 2016 at 11:30am Emperor Rhombus The metal god admits he doesn’t like sobriety, but doesn’t want to get drunk anymore.
Editorials 0 Editorial: What SINGLE Metal Band Will Someday Represent ALL of Metal? July 21st, 2016 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Pretend it’s a thousand years in the future, and to the general public, there is ONE band or person who ostensibly represents ALL of metal. Who will that artist be?
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Ozzy and Jack Osbourne’s New Reality Show Releases Another Trailer July 20th, 2016 at 12:30pm Vince Neilstein Ozzy Osbourne’s willingness to exploit his own old, fuddy-duddy-ness knows […]
Metal Legacies 0 Ozzy Attended an Alcoholics Anonymous Meeting in Sweden July 11th, 2016 at 12:00pm Emperor Rhombus How do you do the ‘anonymous’ part when you’re the prince of fucking darkness?
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Here’s the Trailer for Ozzy and Jack Osbourne’s New Show for The History Channel June 14th, 2016 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg This actually looks… good???
Punishing Pictorials 0 Happy National Best Friends Day! June 8th, 2016 at 1:00pm MetalSucks A celebration of friendship in metal!
Breaking the Law 0 Geezer Butler Finally Explains His Bar Brawl Arrest June 8th, 2016 at 10:30am Vince Neilstein Hint: it’s got to do with Jews and Nazis.
Tweet Twat 0 Ozzy’s Instagram Account Got Hacked June 6th, 2016 at 2:30pm Emperor Rhombus Kind of hilariously, too.
Worst Week Ever 0 The Top Ten Posts on MetalSucks This Week May 27th, 2016 at 5:30pm Axl Rosenberg This week’s top stories include Dethklok, Eagles of Death Metal, Manowar, and more.