Br00tal-lists 360 THE BEST METAL ALBUMS OF 2011, AS CHOSEN BY METAL MUSICIANS THEMSELVES — PART IX December 2nd, 2011 at 2:30pm MetalSucks FEATURING MEMBERS OF GWAR, DARKEST HOUR, REVOCATION, INTRONAUT, ABYSMAL DAWN, BRUTAL […]
Worst Week Ever 100 IN WHICH WE HAILED GENOCIDE October 28th, 2011 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg When I was fifteen years old, I had to sneak […]
Necessary Roughness 150 NECESSARY ROUGHNESS, WEEK 7: CAM TEBOW FOR PRESIDENT October 25th, 2011 at 10:00am MetalSucks It was a weekend of big changes at the quarterback […]
Worst Week Ever 70 IN WHICH REMINDED YOU THAT YOU COULD BE AT NEW YORK COMIC CON WITH RICHARD CHRISTY RIGHT NOW October 14th, 2011 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Friendly reminder: as of RIGHT THIS SECOND, the legendary Richard […]
Tweet Twat 960 THE METAL PEOPLE REMEMBER STEVE JOBS October 6th, 2011 at 10:00am Vince Neilstein The passing of Apple visionary Steve Jobs is not nearly […]
Ask Oderus 570 IT’S TIME FOR ANOTHER ROUND OF… ASK ODERUS!!! August 10th, 2011 at 3:30pm MetalSucks That’s right… he’s back! Oderus Urungus, the greatest singer in […]
\m/ 140 BIG BUSINESS GET \m/ ON FOX RED EYE August 5th, 2011 at 11:20am Vince Neilstein Word on that street is that longtime correspondent Oderus Urungus […]
...And F*ck You Too 830 25 THINGS I’D RATHER DO THAN LISTEN TO THE NEW FIVE FINGER DEATH PUNCH SONG July 27th, 2011 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg 1) Be nicer to Sebastian Bach 2) Compare penis sizes […]
Worst Week Ever 70 IN WHICH WE FRAKED OUR BRAINS OUT March 25th, 2011 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg So as it turns out, Periphery have a rather sizable […]
Ask Oderus 270 ASK ODERUS: ODERUS ANSWERS QUESTIONS ABOUT YOUR MOM, A GWAR VIDEO GAME AND THE HUMAN CENTIPEDE March 21st, 2011 at 5:00pm MetalSucks Greetings human filth, it is I, Oderus… no need for […]
Ask Oderus 530 ASK ODERUS RETURNS AGAIN! February 9th, 2011 at 12:00pm MetalSucks That’s right… he’s back! Oderus Urungus, the greatest singer in […]
The Webernets 190 GWAR TO HEADLINE GLENN BECK’S NEXT RALLY December 8th, 2010 at 12:40pm Axl Rosenberg I am, of course, totally kidding. Gwar clearly would not […]
\m/ 260 GWAR DISEMBOWELS SARAH PALIN December 1st, 2010 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg One of the best parts of any Gwar show is […]
Worst Week Ever 50 IN WHICH WE ASKED SOME QUESTIONS November 5th, 2010 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Why am I writing this week’s “Worst Week” entirely in […]
Ask Oderus 140 ASK ODERUS: “IT COULD NEVER BE AS BAD AS VINNIE PAUL’S COLUMN!” November 4th, 2010 at 5:00pm MetalSucks The Bloody Tour of Horror rocks on! City after city […]
Metal in the Media 280 FORMER ARKANSAS GOVERNOR MIKE HUCKABEE CALLS TORCHE “HEAVIER THAN SOMETHING REALLY HEAVY” October 27th, 2010 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg Torche are the latest metal band to be featured on […]
New Stuff 130 GWAR MAKE THE ZOMBIES MARCH September 27th, 2010 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg What can I tell you about a new Gwar song […]
Worst Week Ever 120 IN WHICH WE INTERRUPT YOUR REGULARLY SCHEDULED “WORST WEEK EVER” FOR ANOTHER DEVIN TOWNSEND VIDEO UPDATE September 24th, 2010 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg So this normally where we write some fairly meaningless bullshit […]
Ask Oderus 270 ASK ODERUS: ON LORDI, ANALLY CHAINSAWED JEWS, KILLING PERRY FARRELL, AND MOTHERF*CKING APE-RAPE September 23rd, 2010 at 4:30pm MetalSucks Gwar‘s new album, Gwar’s Bloody Pit of Horror, is scheduled […]
Worst Week Ever 250 IN WHICH WE TURNED 10,000 POSTS OLD September 17th, 2010 at 5:00pm Vince Neilstein There was something of a tornado here in Brooklyn yesterday, […]
