Completely Unreadable Band Logo of the Week 0 COMPLETELY UNREADABLE BAND LOGO OF THE WEEK: WIN AN AWESOME PRIZE PACK FROM EARACHE RECORDS! August 24th, 2010 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg Congrats to MetalSucks Maniac Devin Garvin, who not only correctly […]
Tour de Force 590 WE ARE NOW OFFICIALLY OVER THE LIMIT OF SUMMER PACKAGE TOURS June 16th, 2010 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Just in case Ozzfest, Mayhem, Summer Slaughter, Thrash & Burn, […]
Scraping Genius Off The Wheel 80 MY OFFICIAL NEW ENGLAND METAL & HARDCORE FESTIVAL REPORT–IN TWEETS! May 17th, 2010 at 1:00pm Gary Suarez Originally, I had planned on livetweeting this year’s New England […]
Editorials 380 WOULD YOU LET THIS DUDE TEACH YOUR KIDS? May 7th, 2010 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg It’s good to know that Mike White’s character in School […]
Everyone's Replaceable 80 BLOOD IS THICKER THAN OCEANO March 22nd, 2010 at 1:30pm Gary Suarez The musical fate of former Oceano guitarist Andrew Mikhail has […]
Scraping Genius Off The Wheel 300 OCEANO TAKE THEIR BAND DRAMA TO NEW, UMM, DEPTHS ON MYSPACE February 8th, 2010 at 5:00pm Gary Suarez …..AS some of you may or may not have heard, […]
Worst Week Ever 180 IN WHICH WE LEARNED HOW TO SPEAK FRENCH February 5th, 2010 at 5:40pm Vince Neilstein My car just got towed and I’m pissed. Really fucking […]
Everyone's Replaceable 220 O-NO-CEANO! February 3rd, 2010 at 2:10pm Vince Neilstein Guitarist Andrew Mikhail (who spoke with our own Oceano-loving fiend, […]
Rampant Rumors 1200 UNINFORMED SPECULATION ON WHO WILL PLAY OZZFEST 2010 February 1st, 2010 at 12:14pm Axl Rosenberg So apparently Ozzfest is coming back this summer, and is […]
Editorials 1270 TEAR IT DOWN NOW: GOD FORBID’S DOC COYLE BREAKS DOWN THE BREAKDOWN January 21st, 2010 at 5:00pm MetalSucks We’ve all been there. Tensions are high in some packed, […]
Scraping Genius Off The Wheel 250 IT IS MY DUTY TO INFORM YOU THAT OCEANO WILL RECORD A NEW ALBUM IN 2010 January 21st, 2010 at 3:30pm Gary Suarez By now, everyone knows how I feel about Oceano. Many […]
Scraping Genius Off The Wheel 640 SLEEPING GIANT WANT YOU TO JOIN THEIR ARMY November 30th, 2009 at 3:30pm Gary Suarez I’ve really been digging some hardcore this year, thanks largely […]
Haterade 630 I WOULD HAVE LOVED TO HAVE BEEN THERE FOR THIS VIDEO SHOOT November 9th, 2009 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg Dear Oceano: congratulations! You are now only the second worst […]
Worst Week Ever 140 IN WHICH WE GOT FED THROUGH THE TEETH MACHINE October 23rd, 2009 at 5:30pm Axl Rosenberg There’s a lyric in the song “Hour of Rats” from […]
The Hard R 1570 THE HARD R: DALLAS ON THE EVOLUTION OF DEATHCORE, AND WHY IT’S SWEET AS HELL October 23rd, 2009 at 4:45pm MetalSucks Thanks to everyone who downloaded the package of Graphic Novel […]
Interviews 660 OCEANO’S ANDREW MIKHAIL GETS DEEP October 23rd, 2009 at 4:15pm Gary Suarez By now, it should be crystal clear to everyone just […]
Worst Week Ever 140 IN WHICH WE HAD THE UNIVERSE IN OUR BALLS October 16th, 2009 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Pretty big week here at the MetalSucks Mansion. We laughed, […]
Admin 2600 SCRAPED THAT GENIUS OFF OUR WHEEL October 16th, 2009 at 4:30pm MetalSucks We have fired Gary Suarez. There will be no more […]
Reviews 1350 Oceano Prove That Deathcore Has Depths October 12th, 2009 at 1:30pm Gary Suarez Philosopher and academic Paul Hegarty began his 2007 tome Noise/Music: […]
\m/ 190 A GROYSE METSIE FROM EARACHE RECORDS October 8th, 2009 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg First of all, for our non-Chosen readers: groyse metsie is […]
