Hipsters Out Of Metal! 60 ATHEIST DRUMMER RIPS, WOULD LIKE TO SELL YOU A POOL October 5th, 2010 at 10:00am Anso DF It bugs the shit out of me when sly show-off […]
Editorials 630 ‘METAL(LIBLOG) SUCKS’ August 27th, 2010 at 11:00am MetalSucks A while ago I got linked, I’m pretty sure it […]
Metal in the Media 410 METAL MADDOW’S REPUBLICAN NATIONAL DEATH METAL CONVENTION May 13th, 2010 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg I don’t watch Rachel Maddow’s MSNBC program on a regular […]
Worst Week Ever 80 IN WHICH WE SHOT OUR UNBORN CHILD IN THE FOOT January 15th, 2010 at 5:20pm Axl Rosenberg Alright! After an initial slow news week, 2010 is finally […]
Interviews 450 EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW: OBITUARY (AND ANDREW W.K.) DRUMMER DONALD TARDY SPEAKS OUT ABOUT THE ANDREW W.K. CONSPIRACY THEORIES January 14th, 2010 at 5:30pm Vince Neilstein Boy oh boy have we got something good for you […]
Tour de Force 200 D.R.I. DO DEATHFEST December 15th, 2009 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg I barely remember the lost weekend I once spent in […]
Contests 880 HELLBENT FOR COOKING CONTEST: WIN A COPY OF THE HEAVY METAL COOKBOOK! December 7th, 2009 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Did you know that if you eat before you start […]
\m/ 360 THE BEST WAY TO GET THE NON-METAL PERSON IN YOUR LIFE TO LISTEN TO MASTODON December 7th, 2009 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg I seem to recall an interview with Howard Jones from […]
\m/ 390 PORTAL: GLORIOUS, HIDEOUS NOISE FROM THE LAND DOWN UNDER October 22nd, 2009 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg Shame on me for having never heard of Australia’s Portal […]
Interviews 350 JACOB BANNON OF CONVERGE: THE METALSUCKS INTERVIEW October 15th, 2009 at 12:00pm Sammy O'Hagar Axe to Fall, Converge’s once-again excellent new album, is yet […]
Reviews 120 DEAD FROM THE BACK: JOHN TARDY, SANTOLLA DELIVER OBITUARY’S DARKEST July 7th, 2009 at 3:00pm Anso DF Up to this point, the Obituary that reunited in 2003 […]
New Stuff 530 A BIG TUESDAY FOR NEW RELEASES: KILLSWITCH ENGAGE, SUICIDE SILENCE AND MORE June 30th, 2009 at 4:01pm Vince Neilstein Haven’t done one of these posts in a while because, […]
New Stuff 80 NEW OBITUARY SONG SOUNDS LIKE OBITUARY June 1st, 2009 at 11:32am Axl Rosenberg Obviously that’s not a bad thing. Honestly, for whatever reason […]
Br00tal-lists 350 ANOTHER LIST TO ARGUE ABOUT May 19th, 2009 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg Noisecreep have unveiled their list of the Top 10 Death […]
Rampant Rumors 250 IF CANNIBAL CORPSE TOUR WITH SIX FEET UNDER, WON’T THE UNIVERSE IMPLODE? March 16th, 2009 at 11:43am Axl Rosenberg Alright. Last week one of you e-mailed me to tell […]
Exclusive 270 LAZARUS A.D. – THE ONSLAUGHT; METALSUCKS EXCLUSIVE FULL ALBUM STREAM! February 27th, 2009 at 3:00pm Vince Neilstein A full 4 days before the March 3rd release of […]
Tour de Force 140 HEY! DIDJA KNOW OPETH AND ENSLAVED ARE TOURING TOGETHER? DIDJA? DIDJA? HUH? DIDJA? January 30th, 2009 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg So many of you have e-mailed us this week to […]
90 METAL INQUISTION’S FREE ULTIMATE FLORIDA DEATH METAL MIX October 3rd, 2008 at 3:53pm Axl Rosenberg Those uproarious chaps over at Metal Inquisition have compiled what […]
Completely Unreadable Band Logo of the Week 20 COMPLETELY UNREADABLE BAND LOGO OF THE WEEK, BROUGHT TO YOU BY ROADRUNNER RECORDS – WIN A COPY OF THE BEST OF OBITUARY September 15th, 2008 at 5:05pm Axl Rosenberg The following MetalSucks Maniacs all correctly identified last week’s logo […]
Completely Unreadable Band Logo of the Week 1 COMPLETELY UNREADABLE BAND LOGO OF THE WEEK, BROUGHT TO YOU BY ROADRUNNER RECORDS – WIN A COPY OF DREAM THEATER’S SYSTEMATIC CHAOS May 27th, 2008 at 5:02pm Axl Rosenberg First thing’s first: let’s all take a sec to pat […]
