Metal in the Media 0 CANADA ACTUALLY DID SOMETHING COOL (SORT OF ALMOST NOT REALLY) June 12th, 2012 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg As we’ve correctly asserted many times here on MetalSucks before, Michael […]
New Stuff 0 GET THE NEW LITA FORD SONG “BRANDED” ON YOUR ASS May 11th, 2012 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg Pictured: Lita Ford’s actual ass. Update, 1:16 pm: Now there’s […]
Music Dorkery 140 MOST RIDICULOUS VIDEO EVER OF THE DAY: MICHAEL ANGELO BATIO’S TRIBUTE TO METALLICA ON FOUR GUITARS September 29th, 2011 at 2:30pm Vince Neilstein I love Michael Angelo Batio, and I do so without […]
Worst Week Ever 60 IN WHICH WE ACTUALLY AGREED WITH HITLER June 10th, 2011 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Maybe next week we’ll finally stop making fun of Morbid […]
Reviews 70 NITRO AND WILDESTARR: TURKISH HARDCORE VS. CALIFORNIAN POWER METAL June 9th, 2011 at 1:00pm MetalSucks I like reading bad reviews. (I enjoy a crucifixion. I […]
Question of the Week 1270 QUESTION OF THE WEEK: WHICH MODEL OF GUITAR IS THE MOST METAL? February 25th, 2011 at 4:30pm MetalSucks Banner Designed by Cysquatch Welcome to “Question of the Week,” […]
This Sucks 110 LITA FORD AND JIM GILLETTE DON’T LOVE EACH OTHER ANYMORE :( February 3rd, 2011 at 12:06am Axl Rosenberg …and no MetalSucks reader ever got an erection again. It […]
Hair Metal Happy Hour 90 BEST DISCOVERY EVER OF THE WEEK: LIVE VIDEO OF NITRO FROM 1989 May 18th, 2010 at 11:30am Vince Neilstein Oh man this is so great I don’t even know […]
...And F*ck You Too 670 TEN THINGS I’D RATHER DO THAN LISTEN TO THE NEW ATTACK ATTACK! SONG May 18th, 2010 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg 1. Endure a political lecture from Blackie Lawless. 2. Take […]
Music Dorkery 360 YOU’RE SO WRONG, JEFF WATERS March 23rd, 2010 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg I just saw this video on SMN of Annihilator’s Jeff […]
Hair Metal Happy Hour 340 LITA FORD WANTS YOU TO KNOW THAT JIM GILLETTE STILL GIVES HER HIS NITRO December 1st, 2009 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg Before I begin telling you this story, I need to […]
Br00tal-lists 240 ANOTHER USELESS LIST: THE TOP TEN HIGH-PITCH METAL SINGERS OF ALL TIME June 11th, 2009 at 1:32pm Vince Neilstein Our friend and 21 Best Metal Albums of the 21st […]
Cinemetal 120 TOP 12 REASONS WE LOVE MICHAEL ANGELO BATIO December 1st, 2008 at 10:45am Vince Neilstein His refusal to acknowledge that it’s 2008. The reverse-mullet hairstyle […]
Hair Metal Happy Hour 140 OUR LOVE OF NITRO / MICHAEL ANGELO BATIO IS NOT IRONIC September 5th, 2008 at 1:59pm Vince Neilstein And thankfully, Sergeant D of MetalInquisition is inclined to agree: […]
Cinemetal 150 THE METALSUCKS TRIBUTE TO JIM GILLETTE April 4th, 2008 at 1:26pm Vince Neilstein By popular demand — inspired by the one, the only, […]
What the...?? 100 MICHAEL ANGELO BATIO’S HAIRCUT CAN PLAY GUITAR FASTER THAN YOU March 4th, 2008 at 2:04pm Vince Neilstein We’re huge fans of Michael Angelo Batio / Nitro here […]
