Hipsters Out Of Metal! 0 Analysis: Inquisition’s Weak Denial and You May 2nd, 2014 at 11:30am Anso DF We can’t rush to conclude that Inquisition subscribes to extreme racist doctrine. But their rebuttal sucks.
Question of the Week 0 Question Of The Week: Crue To Be Kind February 7th, 2014 at 4:30pm MetalSucks Opinions don’t enter into personal interactions. So you’d totally give them a high-five and a pat on the bum.
Editorials 0 Mötley Crüe Reneging on Retirement Already February 5th, 2014 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg That was (too) fast (for love).
Tour de Force 0 Mötley Crüe Announce Farewell Tour, Plan to Sue Themselves if They Don’t Retire January 29th, 2014 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg Yeah I don’t quite get it, either.
Metal Mysteries 0 Mötley Crüe Subtly Hinting That They May Be Retiring January 10th, 2014 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg Dunno, we could be misinterpreting the clues.
Hair Metal Happy Hour 0 Get Ready for the Re-Re-Merger of L.A. Guns December 20th, 2013 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg Yay!
Cinemetal 0 Jackass/Bad Grandpa Director Jeff Tremaine to Helm Film Adaptation of Mötley Crüe’s The Dirt November 4th, 2013 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg Dunno how I feel about this yet, but he’s saying lots of the right things!
Metal in the Media 0 If Jeopardy Contestants are So Smart, How Come They’ve Never Heard of Mötley Crüe??? October 8th, 2013 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg Dummies.
Retrospective 0 Mötley Crüe’s Shout at the Devil Was Released Thirty Years Ago Today September 26th, 2013 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg SHOUT! SHOUT! LET IT ALL OUT! THESE ARE THE THINGS WE CAN DO WITH… oh, wait. Wrong album. Sorry.
F-F-F-Feudin' 0 Sebastian Bach and Nikki Sixx: The Old Lady Fight Continues! September 16th, 2013 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg Sixx says Baz just needs to sell some books, Baz says Sixx’s brain has been rotted by heroin.
F-F-F-Feudin' 0 Nikki Sixx: “We Never Asked Sebastian Bach to Join Mötley Crüe.” Sebastian Bach: “Liar liar pants on fire!” September 13th, 2013 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg OLD LADY FIGHT!!!
Tour de Force 0 Mötley Crüe Planning Farewell Tour, Sort Of August 23rd, 2013 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg Citing Mick Mars’ ongoing health issues and a desire to […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 0 Dee Snider Beefin’ Again July 26th, 2013 at 3:20pm Anso DF Calling out Tommy Lee: unnecessary, mean
Editorials 0 Nikki Sixx is Also Unhappy That Dzhokhar Tsarnaev is on the Cover of Rolling Stone July 18th, 2013 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg FINALLY, Nikki Sixx weighs in on the most pressing national issue of our time.
What the...?? 0 Nikki Sixx’s The Heroin Diaries is Coming to Broadway November 16th, 2012 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg I’ll believe it when I see it. Or someone else sees it. I really would not want to actually sit through it.
This Sucks 0 THE END OF AN ERA July 18th, 2012 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg It’s over — but we’re grateful for every moment of […]
Reviews 0 FLY BY NIGHT: METALSUCKS GETS INTO SOILWORK SINGER’S AFFAIRS June 27th, 2012 at 1:30pm MetalSucks Sometimes a new oddball record makes better sense with the […]
Reviews 0 LIVING LIKE A RUNAWAY IS LITA FORD’S BEST ALBUM TO DATE June 18th, 2012 at 3:30pm MetalSucks UPDATE, 6/18, 4:30pm EDT: Stream Lita’s new album in full […]
Metal Merch 0 MÖTLEY CRÜE CHECKS ALLOW YOU TO TELL YOUR LANDLORD AND OTHER RANDOMS THAT YOU SUPPORT FAT DRUNKS AND RETARDED WIGGERS June 15th, 2012 at 11:20am Axl Rosenberg In an effort to compete with Kiss Koffins (and urns) […]
