Lolz 0 Dude Booted From Trump Rally for “Trump Likes Nickelback” Sign January 13th, 2016 at 10:00am Emperor Rhombus Muckraking has reached new heights.
Biggest Putz in Metal Reader Bracket 0 Rounds 29-32: Vince Neil vs. Tommy Lee, Chad Kroeger vs. Scott Stapp, Chris Fronzak vs. David Gunn, Danny Leal vs. Matty K. August 26th, 2015 at 3:00pm MetalSucks Run from the putz… run for your lives!
Please Kill Me 0 New Study Shows That Rock is Dumber Than Other Genres of Music May 21st, 2015 at 10:00am Emperor Rhombus According to a decade-long lyrics study, we belong in the slow kid classes.
Black Collar Workers 0 Wanna Know How Much Money Mastodon, Machine Head, Asking Alexandria, Foo Fighters and Others Earn to Play Shows? February 26th, 2015 at 12:00pm MetalSucks All of these bands earn more money than you :(
\m/ 0 Man Makes Ultimate Sacrifice for Charity, Listens to Nickelback on Repeat for One Week February 19th, 2015 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg He is braver than most, that’s for sure!
Worst Week Ever 0 Ten Posts You May Have Missed on MetalSucks This Week January 30th, 2015 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg This week’s top stories include Devin Townsend, Protest the Hero, and, er, Kanye West.
Br00tal-lists 0 For What are Metal Musicians Thankful? November 24th, 2014 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Totally speculating here, but if I had to guess…
Worst Week Ever 0 Ten Posts You May Have Missed on MetalSucks This Week November 21st, 2014 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg This week’s top stories include Lamb of God, Death, and… William Shakespeare?!?
Friday 5 0 Friday 5: What Are We Thankful For? November 21st, 2014 at 3:30pm MetalSucks Thanksgiving 2014 is days away. For what will we express our gratitude?
Poll 0 Does Anyone REALLY Hate James Hetfield as Much as they Hate Chad Kroeger? November 20th, 2014 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg I did not know this, but Nickelsuck’s Chad Kroeger has […]
Worst Week Ever 0 In Which We Started Counting Down The 25 Best Metal Bands of All Time October 17th, 2014 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg This week’s top stories include Slipknot, Cannibal Corpse, Slipknot, Dio, Slipknot, Virgin Steele, and Slipknot.
Cinemetal 0 The Hell Manage the Impossible, Make Nickelback Sound Good October 13th, 2014 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg A cover that works on multiple levels.
New Stuff 0 Black Veil Brides: Still Garbage September 8th, 2014 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg Have I mentioned fuck this band?
Editorials 0 Doc Coyle’s State of the Metal Union July 25th, 2014 at 1:20pm MetalSucks The former God Forbid guitarist muses on the current condition of the music we all love.
Worst Week Ever 0 In Which We Were Missing July 3rd, 2014 at 5:30pm Axl Rosenberg This week’s top stories include Upon a Burning Body, Emmure, and Nickelback. There’s some not-shitty bands in here, too, we promise!!!
Breaking the Law 0 Police in Coeur d’Alene, Idaho Detain Men for Saying “Nickelback,” Establish Selves as World’s Preeminent Law Enforcement Agency July 1st, 2014 at 12:40pm Axl Rosenberg Actually, it was all a misunderstanding relating to weed.
Worst Week Ever 0 In Which We Said “Hello Kitty” April 25th, 2014 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg This week’s top stories include Lamb of God, Slayer, Slipknot, and more.
Cinemetal 0 Chad Kroeger and Avril Lavigne Finally Wrote a Song So Awful that the Internet Has Collectively Rejected It April 23rd, 2014 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg “Hello Kitty,” a song they co-wrote, is being yanked from the internet left n’ right.
Metal in the Media 0 Comedian Patton Oswalt Defends Nickelback and Creed April 7th, 2014 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg And he makes a pretty decent point!
Cinemetal 0 All That Remains Release Video for Nickelback Cover October 21st, 2013 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg Oh, wait, you mean this ISN’T a Nickelback cover???
