Worst Week Ever 170 IN WHICH WE WERE 25% OWNED BY EPITAPH RECORDS September 3rd, 2010 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg Yesterday Sergeant D. made a joke about MetalSucks being 25% […]
Editorials 1130 AND NOW A MESSAGE FROM NERGAL September 1st, 2010 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg I didn’t read the comments under our story “Nergal Has […]
Admin 320 BEHEMOTH’S NERGAL BRINGS AWARENESS TO THE NEED FOR BONE MARROW DONORS August 26th, 2010 at 9:30am MetalSucks As regular readers of this site are aware, we rarely […]
This Sucks 2060 NERGAL HAS LEUKEMIA August 24th, 2010 at 10:40am Axl Rosenberg Earlier this month, Behemoth announced that Nergal is “seriously ill […]
Worst Week Ever 80 IN WHICH WE ARE GONNA BE ON WSOU TOMORROW August 13th, 2010 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg FRIENDLY REMINDER: Vince and I are taking over WSOU tomorrow […]
Cinemetal 360 “ALAS, THE LORD IS UPON” BEHEMOTH August 11th, 2010 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg Just in time to make you that much more hopeful […]
This Sucks 530 NERGAL IS “SERIOUSLY ILL,” CANCELS ALL BEHEMOTH DATES August 8th, 2010 at 11:58pm MetalSucks The metal world has taken some serious hits this year […]
\m/ 260 NERGAL FREE TO DEFACE BIBLES AGAIN! June 29th, 2010 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg I know I’m a cynical bastard, but can you blame […]
Worst Week Ever 0 IN WHICH WE SHAVED BELLADONNA’S BUSH May 14th, 2010 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Yep, we talked a lot of smack on Joey Belladonna […]
This Sucks 910 NERGAL ISN’T THE ONLY ONE IN THE DARSKI HOUSEHOLD WHO LOVES BLASPHEMY May 10th, 2010 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg Maybe Bible-bashing is sexually transmitted. Offending someone’s religious beliefs is […]
I Am The Blawg 130 I AM THE BLAWG: NERGAL, RELIGION, AND THE LAW April 7th, 2010 at 1:00pm MetalSucks Last month, Nergal found himself in a lot of trouble […]
Worst Week Ever 30 IN WHICH WE HIT A NEW LOW March 12th, 2010 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg So Vince is now out of town. Again. Luckily, we […]
What the...?? 1450 BEHEMOTH’S NERGAL FACES UP TO TWO YEARS IN PRISON FOR DESTRUCTION OF A BIBLE March 9th, 2010 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg Somebody call Antonin Skullia. Nergal has been formally charged with […]
Readers' Choice 300 HOUR OF PENANCE: THE ITALIAN BEHEMOTH? February 11th, 2010 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg MetalSucks Maniac Dan Wolfson tipped us off to the existence […]
Cinemetal 540 WANNA SEE NERGAL’S FIANCEE’S HOT NEW MUSIC VIDEO? January 11th, 2010 at 11:30am Vince Neilstein I gotta hand it to Behemoth front-growler/guitarist Nergal… for a […]
What the...?? 350 NERGAL’S GOT RED HOT MORNING WOOD November 13th, 2009 at 4:00pm Vince Neilstein Not only is Behemoth’s Nergal a country singer with no […]
What the...?? 260 NERGAL JOINS THE SEBASTIAN BACH CLUB November 5th, 2009 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg A reader known only as “Fersas” sent us the below […]
Laugh At Others' Misfortunes 650 WHAT DO YOU CALL A POLACK WITH NO SENSE OF HUMOR? NERGAL. October 30th, 2009 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg Full props to our bestest buds at Metal Injection for […]
Worst Week Ever 200 IN WHICH EYAL DID A SH*TLOAD OF BLOGGING August 14th, 2009 at 6:38pm Axl Rosenberg I listened to the new Skeletonwitch album, Breathing the Fire, […]
Interviews 460 BEHEMOTH’S NERGAL IS STALKIN’ ON SUNSHINE: THE METALSUCKS INTERVIEW August 11th, 2009 at 1:00pm Anso DF You can really tell that Nergal loves his job. During […]
