Metal Tech 0 There’s Going to be a Motörhead Video Game August 6th, 2015 at 10:00am Emperor Rhombus Press ‘X’ to do a shot of Jack and bang a Finnish college student.
Cinemetal 0 Lemmy and Tom Araya to Star in Silent Film Co-Written by Henry Rollins August 4th, 2015 at 1:00pm Emperor Rhombus Whatever it is, it’ll be better than Through the Never.
Metal Merch 0 The Venom Black Metal Mask isn’t as Good as the Motörhead Mask August 4th, 2015 at 10:00am Emperor Rhombus But hey, Venom aren’t as good as Motörhead.
New Stuff 0 Here’s a New Motörhead Track to Electrocute Your Friday July 31st, 2015 at 10:40am Emperor Rhombus Enjoy a lyric video for a new track from the band’s upcoming umpteenth album.
Tour de Force 0 Motorhead Announce Summer U.S. Tour! Lemmy Lives! June 23rd, 2015 at 1:30pm Vince Neilstein Catch Motorhead live before it’s too late! Get dates in here.
New Stuff 0 Listen to the New Motörhead Song “Thunder & Lightning” Right Now! June 10th, 2015 at 10:00am Vince Neilstein The first single from Motorhead’s 22nd album, Bad Magic.
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 We’re Getting A New Motörhead Record In August June 4th, 2015 at 12:30pm Emperor Rhombus Oh, hell yes.
Tweet Twat 0 Watch Huntress’ Jill Janus Motörboat A Woman May 4th, 2015 at 1:30pm Emperor Rhombus The singer promotes the Motörhead Motörboat Cruise the way we all expect her to.
Metal Merch 0 Motörhead Help Fans Look Even Uglier, Unveil Official Warpig Mask April 10th, 2015 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg It’s fifty bucks, but for two, I will take a sharpie and draw a Lemmy mole on your face, so…
Tour de Force 0 God Damn! Slayer, Anthrax, Exodus, Hatebreed, Suicidal Tendencies and More Scheduled For Motörhead’s Motörboat Cruise! March 18th, 2015 at 4:30pm Emperor Rhombus Easily the biggest-name cruise line-up we’ve ever seen.
Studio Stuff 0 Tool are in the Studio… Maybe… Probably Not February 16th, 2015 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg FFFFFFFFFFFAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHCCCCCCKKKKKKK
The Webernets 0 Best Craigslist Ad Ever of the Day: “If Your Favorite Band is Black Sabbath, I Can’t Sell this Guitar to You” February 12th, 2015 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg “THIS GUITAR WILL NOT PLAY DOOM METAL.”
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 0 Analysis: Tenacious D’s Grammy Win Makes Perfect Sense February 10th, 2015 at 10:30am Anso DF It seems stupid. It’s just business.
...And F*ck You Too 0 The Grammys: Still F*cking Bullsh*t February 9th, 2015 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg Comedians covering Dio trump Mastodon, Mastodon trump everyone.
Metal Merch 0 Give a Heavy Metal Heroes Valentine’s Day Card to Someone You Love February 5th, 2015 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg If these don’t make instill your partner with the uncontrollable desire to jump your bones, nuthin’ will.
Shit That Comes Out Today 0 Sh*t That Comes Out Today: January 20, 2015 January 20th, 2015 at 12:00pm David Lee Rothmund Alright now look. Several dorky bands have albums out today, and I don’t want anybody shoving them around just cuz they’re different! Theirs and a bunch of awesome heavy new releases in here.
Br00tal-lists 0 Everything I Need to Know I Learned from Heavy Metal January 16th, 2015 at 2:40pm Axl Rosenberg TRUTH.
Punishing Pictorials 0 Thirty-Three Metal and Hard Rock Albums That Will Be Twenty-Years-Old in 2015 December 17th, 2014 at 3:00pm MetalSucks Get ready to feel either really old or really young.
...And F*ck You Too 0 And the Nominees for This Year’s Bullsh*t “Best Metal Performance” Grammy Are… December 5th, 2014 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg Nominees include Slipknot, Anthrax, Mastodon, Motörhead, and, uh, Tenacious D.
The 25 Best Metal Bands of All Time! 0 The 25 Best Metal Bands of All Time: The Entire List in One Place November 21st, 2014 at 10:00am MetalSucks Whether you missed our countdown or you’d just like to review the results again, we’ve made life a little easier for you by gathering the entire list in one place.
