Question of the Week 450 QUESTION OF THE WEEK: WHICH HAIR METAL BAND FROM THE ’80S BEST STANDS THE TEST OF TIME IN 2010? July 23rd, 2010 at 4:30pm MetalSucks Banner Designed by Cysquatch Welcome to “Question of the Week,” […]
Br00tal-lists 110 METALSUCKS AND BRING BACK GLAM! PRESENT THE TEN BEST MUST-HAVE GLAM METAL ALBUMS: THE FINAL COUNTDOWN July 23rd, 2010 at 3:00pm Anso DF One day mankind will go extinct and the remains of […]
Green Eggs and Slam 90 SAMANTHA MALONEY TALKS TO SERGEANT D. ABOUT BROTHER CLYDE, SHIFT, MOTLEY CRUE AND MORE July 23rd, 2010 at 2:30pm Sergeant D Samantha Maloney is one of the unsung veterans of the […]
Cinemetal 230 THE SAD ATTEMPTS OF HAIR METAL BANDS TO BE MODERN AND RELEVANT July 23rd, 2010 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg After grunge got so popular that MTV’s 120 Minutes and […]
Br00tal-lists 170 THE TOP TEN BEST HAIR METAL BAND NAMES July 21st, 2010 at 2:00pm MetalSucks Read Leyla’s list of The Top Ten Worst Hair Metal […]
Laugh At Others' Misfortunes 120 JANI LANE CELEBRATES HAIR METAL WEEK ON METALSUCKS BY GOING TO PRISON July 20th, 2010 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg Not Sam Kinison Well, gee, Jani Lane! We know you’re […]
Cinemetal 70 YAHOO! FOR MOTLEY CRUE July 19th, 2010 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg I first saw this ad for Yahoo! on Bring Back […]
...And F*ck You Too 320 VINCE NEIL, UNREPENTANT PIECE OF SH*T July 6th, 2010 at 11:50am Axl Rosenberg In 1984 Vince Neil went driving while drunk and subsequently […]
Barbarous Book Club 310 SUMMER READING FOR METALHEADS June 28th, 2010 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg There just aren’t enough good books about metal in the […]
Heavy Metal Horrorscope 280 TERRORIST VINCE NEIL STILL TRYING TO KILL INNOCENT PEOPLE June 28th, 2010 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg So according to Radar Online, Vince Neil was arrested this […]
Worst Week Ever 1 IN WHICH DINO WON THE WAR June 18th, 2010 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg Can you imagine if everyone to whom we give endless […]
New Stuff 280 MURDERDOLLS MURDER MY INTEREST IN THEIR MUSIC June 18th, 2010 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg I’ve said before that Muderdolls were a guilty pleasure of […]
Cinemetal 620 SLAYER AIM FOR THE “WORST VIDEO EVER” AWARD WITH “WORLD PAINTED BLOOD” June 16th, 2010 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg I love Slayer with all my being, but there are […]
Worst Week Ever 50 IN WHICH WE BEAT-OFF LIKE EXTRAVAGANT CHIMPANZEES June 11th, 2010 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Kirk Windstein is a poet. Of this, there can be […]
...And F*ck You Too 860 METHODS OF MAYHEM’S “FIGHT SONG” MIGHT LITERALLY BE THE WORST THING EVER June 10th, 2010 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg Fuck you, Tommy Lee. You stupid, talentless hack. You waste […]
Hair Metal Happy Hour 160 CLEARLY, THIS IS GOING TO BE THE BEST BOOK EVER WRITTEN June 7th, 2010 at 11:45am Axl Rosenberg Tracii Guns is working on his autobiography. This is easily […]
Br00tal-lists 290 CRACKED NAMES OZZY OSBOURNE AND NIKKI SIXX TWO OF “THE SEVEN MOST IMPOSSIBLE ROCK STARS TO DEAL WITH” June 2nd, 2010 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg If you read MetalSucks regularly you know we’re huge fans […]
Tour de Force 360 OZZFEST 2010 LINE-UP ISN’T AS BAD AS WE THOUGHT IT WOULD BE May 3rd, 2010 at 9:30am Axl Rosenberg So unless you managed to stay away from a computer […]
Cinemetal 350 “PUNCH HER REALLY HARD RIGHT IN HER HEPATITIS” April 12th, 2010 at 9:30am Axl Rosenberg Oh, Family Guy. You so crazy. You already made a […]
Editorials 570 METAL FOR A BRIGHT, BRIGHT SUNSHINY DAY April 7th, 2010 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg It doesn’t feel like spring out today – it feels […]
