Book Reviews 600 VINCE NEIL HAD SEX WITH SQUIRRELS… WHAT THE…?!? January 18th, 2011 at 2:00pm Corey Mitchell Life’s kinda getting’ out of control. I think. I don’t […]
Editorials 310 F*CK, MARRY, KILL: HOT METAL D00DZ EDITION January 13th, 2011 at 4:00pm MetalSucks Yesterday, Sergeant D. posted a Metal Edition of the classic […]
Black Metal Bowel Movement 240 ALBUMS THAT WILL F*CK YOUR FACE OFF IN 2011: HORNED ALMIGHTY, NECRO SPIRITUALS January 10th, 2011 at 10:00am Corey Mitchell Horned Almighty Necro Spirituals Label – Candlelight Release date – […]
Hair Metal Happy Hour 170 VINCE NEIL IS DRIVING DRUNK AGAIN December 10th, 2010 at 11:20am Axl Rosenberg So MetalSucks Maniac Shane Gillis sent us a link to […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 240 TOMMY LEE TO SEAWORLD: ‘STOP JACKING OFF HOMOCIDAL WHALE’ December 9th, 2010 at 3:20pm Anso DF If MetalSucks had a GQ-style 2010 Men of the Year […]
Hair Metal Happy Hour 210 This Is the Most Embarrassing Thing Vince Neil Has Ever Done November 23rd, 2010 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg And that’s saying something. I didn’t realize that Skating with […]
Hair Metal Happy Hour 70 TOMMY LEE SHOOTS DOWN MOTLEY CRUE/POISON TOUR RUMORS, RUINS MY BUZZ (AGAIN) November 17th, 2010 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg Does Tommy Lee WANT me to hate him? When rumors […]
Hair Metal Happy Hour 210 MOTLEY CRUE AND POISON TOURING TOGETHER? WHATEVER DID WE DO TO BE SO LUCKY? November 15th, 2010 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg According to Metal Undergound, Bret Michaels announced during a Canadian […]
Cinemetal 90 FAT ALCOHOLIC FROM MOTLEY CRUE TO SKATE, FALL ON HIS ASS FOR YOUR AMUSEMENT November 3rd, 2010 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg And you thought Steven Tyler becoming a judge on American […]
...And F*ck You Too 220 TOMMY LEE IS A GENIUS October 28th, 2010 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg Man oh man, do I feel bad for the poor […]
Neilstein Soundscam 280 SOUNDSCAN: MUSHROOMHEAD AND TWIZTID BE SELLIN’ RECKIDS, YO October 6th, 2010 at 2:30pm Vince Neilstein Believe it or not, folks still buy CDs. I know… […]
Barbarous Book Club 320 KIRK HAMMETT WRITING DICTATING AUTOBIOGRAPHY October 6th, 2010 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg The reason all the hair-metal autobiographies have been disappointing is […]
Music Dorkery 600 FUN WITH MISHEARD SONG LYRICS October 5th, 2010 at 12:30pm MetalSucks At the Accept show I went to last week, I […]
Greatest Hits 3220 What is UR Favorite Classic Nu-Metal Band?? September 29th, 2010 at 3:00pm Sergeant D Unless you count current metalcore bands with a wiggerish slant […]
Hair Metal Happy Hour 100 VINCE NEIL GIVES THE FANS WHAT THEY WANT September 28th, 2010 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg I saw Vince Neil’s solo band live once… I think […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 80 I KINDA CO-WROTE VINCE NEIL’S AUTOBIOGRAPHY September 13th, 2010 at 4:00pm Anso DF In Hollywood, it’s important to be a good collaborator. By […]
...And F*ck You Too 120 SO MAYBE VINCE NEIL DIDN’T PUSH A LADY IN AN ELEVATOR September 10th, 2010 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg So now TMZ has spoken to a rep for the […]
...And F*ck You Too 300 THE VINCE NEIL ALL-CLASS TRAIN KEEPS ROLLIN’ ON: MOTLEY CRUE FRONTMAN ASSAULTS WOMAN FOR NOT RECOGNIZING HIM September 9th, 2010 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg Whether he’s being too winded to sing the lyrics to […]
Cinemetal 60 SLASH’S “BACK TO CALI” VIDEO INVOKES GNR’S “PARADISE CITY” VIDEO August 12th, 2010 at 12:40pm Axl Rosenberg I think Motley Crue’s “Home Sweet Home” was actually the […]
Worst Week Ever 160 IN WHICH WE HATED KISSING HAIR METAL WEEK GOOD-BYE July 23rd, 2010 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Here we had this entire week devoted to hair metal, […]
