What the...?? 0 By the Time Mötley Crüe Retire, 40% of Their Releases Will Be Greatest Hits Collections May 16th, 2014 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg Funny, sad, or both?
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Mötley Crüe Coüntry Tribute Will Feature Staind’s Aaron Lewis, LeAnn Rimes, Hootie, and More May 14th, 2014 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Oh, don’t pretend you don’t know who I mean when I say “Hootie.”
Worst Week Ever 0 In Which We Went from Being Cool to Uncool to Cool Again May 9th, 2014 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg This week’s top stories include Killer Be Killed, Winger, Falling in Reverse, and more.
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Tommy Lee is Going to Play Drums on the New Smashing Pumpkins Album May 8th, 2014 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg Can you imagine this happening in 1995? Yeah, me neither.
The Webernets 0 Mötley Crüe & The Beatles Present “A Hard Day’s Night, Night, Night” May 7th, 2014 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg Mötley mash-up is Fab.
Br00tal-lists 0 The Ten Most Embarrassing Attempts by a Formerly Cool Metal Band to be Hip Again May 7th, 2014 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg Some bands age gracefully. Others… not so much.
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 0 Analysis: Inquisition’s Weak Denial and You May 2nd, 2014 at 11:30am Anso DF We can’t rush to conclude that Inquisition subscribes to extreme racist doctrine. But their rebuttal sucks.
Cinemetal 0 Mick Mars Fantasy Casts Himself for The Dirt Movie March 10th, 2014 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg Old man wants Oldman.
Question of the Week 0 Question Of The Week: Crue To Be Kind February 7th, 2014 at 4:30pm MetalSucks Opinions don’t enter into personal interactions. So you’d totally give them a high-five and a pat on the bum.
Editorials 0 Mötley Crüe Reneging on Retirement Already February 5th, 2014 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg That was (too) fast (for love).
Tour de Force 0 Mötley Crüe Announce Farewell Tour, Plan to Sue Themselves if They Don’t Retire January 29th, 2014 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg Yeah I don’t quite get it, either.
Cinemetal 0 Here’s a Coldwell Banker Ad Featuring Mötley Crüe’s “Home Sweet Home” January 24th, 2014 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg Come find a nice place with a pool where your child’s friend can drown because you weren’t supervising him!
Tour de Force 0 Alice Cooper to Play Support on Mötley Crüe’s Farewell Tour? January 17th, 2014 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg I mean, why else would his name be on the poster?
Worst Week Ever 0 In Which We Joined the AARP January 10th, 2014 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg This week’s top stories and playlist includes Brutal Truth, Opeth, Earth Crisis, and more.
Metal Mysteries 0 Mötley Crüe Subtly Hinting That They May Be Retiring January 10th, 2014 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg Dunno, we could be misinterpreting the clues.
Hair Metal Happy Hour 0 Get Ready for the Re-Re-Merger of L.A. Guns December 20th, 2013 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg Yay!
Metal Merch 0 MetalSucks’ 2013 Holiday Gift Guide for Metalheads November 25th, 2013 at 3:30pm MetalSucks If you want metal-friendly and creative gifts, look no further!
A Game of Thrones 0 What Kind of Metal Would Each House on Game of Thrones Most Enjoy? November 11th, 2013 at 2:00pm MetalSucks Winter is here.
Cinemetal 0 Jackass/Bad Grandpa Director Jeff Tremaine to Helm Film Adaptation of Mötley Crüe’s The Dirt November 4th, 2013 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg Dunno how I feel about this yet, but he’s saying lots of the right things!
