Metal Mysteries 0 Some of the Best Heavy Metal Conspiracy Theories October 19th, 2016 at 4:05pm MetalSucks Includes Motörhead, Mötley Crüe, and other bands that do not use umlauts.
Poetry In Motion 0 Mötley Crüe Were Mötley Crüe’s Favorite Lyrical Topic September 22nd, 2016 at 3:06pm Axl Rosenberg Maybe they should have been called ‘Mëta Crüe.’
Lolz 0 The NFL Singing “Home Sweet Home” Is Your New “Super Bowl Shuffle” August 15th, 2016 at 12:30pm Emperor Rhombus Are you pumped for football season yet? Because this won’t help.
Punishing Pictorials 0 Photos of Famous Metal Dudes on Vacation August 12th, 2016 at 3:20pm MetalSucks Hot fun in the summertime…
Metal Merch 0 Mötley Crüe Make Sex Toys Now, Sex Dolls on the Way? July 28th, 2016 at 1:40pm Axl Rosenberg Alas, they’re not selling a dildo modeled on Tommy Lee’s gargantuan dong.
Black Collar Workers 0 Vince Neil Pleads Not Guilty to Assault Charges, Trial Set for September July 28th, 2016 at 11:40am Emperor Rhombus This oughta be good.
Breaking the Law 0 Vince Neil Charged with Misdemeanor Battery for Assaulting That Nicolas Cage Fan July 6th, 2016 at 10:30am Emperor Rhombus At least he wasn’t driving?
F-F-F-Feudin' 0 Sixx:AM Continue War on YouTube, Trent Reznor Weighs In June 16th, 2016 at 2:30pm Emperor Rhombus Unsurprisingly, the NIN mastermind is also not a fan.
Punishing Pictorials 0 Happy National Best Friends Day! June 8th, 2016 at 1:00pm MetalSucks A celebration of friendship in metal!
Punishing Pictorials 0 Yeah, That’ll Be the Day April 25th, 2016 at 5:00pm MetalSucks These things will happen right around the time Hell freezes over.
Metal Legacies 0 Members of the Metal Community React to the Death of Prince April 21st, 2016 at 3:30pm MetalSucks Includes tributes from members of Guns N’ Roses, Slipknot, Anthrax, Killswitch Engage, and more.
Punishing Pictorials 0 Pie Charts of Metal Musicians’ Brains April 15th, 2016 at 12:30pm MetalSucks A completely scientific breakdown of how your favorite metal d00dz think.
F-F-F-Feudin' 0 Video: Mötley Crüe’s Vince Neil and Nicolas Cage Get Drunk and Fight April 8th, 2016 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg Evert time Nic Cage hangs out with a member of Mötley Crüe in Las Vegas, violence ensues. Why???
Not Quite Metal? 0 Sixx:A.M. are Good to You… Be Good to Them! April 4th, 2016 at 11:30am Vince Neilstein Sometimes we need a bit of well-written hard rock in our diet.
Viral Vomit 0 Clog Your Arteries with the Fat Vince Neil Meme March 22nd, 2016 at 4:30pm MetalSucks Meatloaf Crue.
Punishing Pictorials 0 Heavy Metal Face Swaps March 11th, 2016 at 3:30pm MetalSucks Man, it seems like everyone is obsessed with these face […]
New Stuff 0 Sixx: A.M.’s “Rise” Continues Metal’s War Against Matzo March 1st, 2016 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg Goys, goys, goys.
Laugh At Others' Misfortunes 0 Vince Neil To Sign On To, Be Fired From The Celebrity Apprentice January 26th, 2016 at 1:00pm Emperor Rhombus By the Governator, no less.
Friday 5 0 Friday 5: The Worst Instances of a Band Re-Recording Their Own Material January 22nd, 2016 at 4:30pm MetalSucks Happy Friday, MetalSucks reader! Welcome to MetalSucks Friday 5, our awesome […]
Black Collar Workers 0 Wanna Know How Much Money Mötley Crüe, Godflesh, Kamelot, and Others Earn to Play Shows? January 13th, 2016 at 4:30pm MetalSucks Get a general idea of the earning power of each of these bands, especially relative to one another.
