Completely Unreadable Band Logo of the Week 0 COMPLETELY UNREADABLE BAND LOGO OF THE WEEK: WIN A COPY OF METALOCALYPSE SEASON 3 ON DVD OR BLU-RAY! November 16th, 2010 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg Congrats to reader David Toohey, who correctly identified last week’s logo […]
Cinemetal 370 SOOOOOOOO? DID EVERYONE ENJOY THE RETURN OF METALOCALYPSE? September 27th, 2010 at 1:09am Axl Rosenberg So I know it’s unusual for us to post at […]
Cinemetal 140 METALOCALYPSE RETURNS ON SUNDAY! September 24th, 2010 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg Holy shit, I have no idea how I’m just finding […]
Cinemetal 160 SOUNDGARDEN RELEASE VIDEO FOR NEW OLD SONG WITH… DETHKLOK? September 20th, 2010 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg So in case the animation style didn’t immediately tip you […]
Cinemetal 140 WITNESS EXODUS’ “DOWNFALL” August 10th, 2010 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg I think Exodus are just swell. And Jon Schnepp, who […]
This Sucks 260 HOPE YOU WEREN’T TOO EXCITED ABOUT THAT METALOCALYPSE VIDEO GAME July 30th, 2010 at 10:40am Axl Rosenberg It’s been so long since Konami announced Metalocalypse: Dethgame that […]
Cinemetal 170 NATHAN EXPLOSION TAKES ON SHAKESPEARE July 16th, 2010 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg Remember the third season of Metalocalypse? ‘Cause I barely do. […]
Upcoming Bullsh*t 380 DETHKLOK’S BRENDON SMALL IS WORKING ON A SOLO ALBUM (BUT NOT REALLY) April 21st, 2010 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg Who the hell is that lady behind Brendon Small and […]
Worst Week Ever 130 IN WHICH WE WERE TOO METAL FOR PANTS March 5th, 2010 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg I’m really, really disappointed in you, male MetalSucksians. After reader […]
I Am The Blawg 490 I AM THE BLAWG: THE LAW OF METALOCALYPSE – “THE CURSE OF DETHKLOK” March 1st, 2010 at 4:00pm MetalSucks Season 1, Episode 1 “The Curse of Dethklok” In what […]
Metal Merch 130 ARE YOU A HUGE DETHKLOK FAN WITH $40,000 TO BURN? February 3rd, 2010 at 1:05pm Vince Neilstein Then why not piss it away on a pissing fountain? […]
Cinemetal 510 DETROIT METAL CITY: “THE JAPANESE EQUIVALENT OF DETHKLOK” December 24th, 2009 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg Or so reader Edgar Garcia tells us; I’ve never heard […]
Hair Metal Happy Hour 230 DEFKLOK December 21st, 2009 at 3:45pm Axl Rosenberg There are two kinds of people who watch cartoons: Kids. […]
Upcoming Bullsh*t 120 A SNEAK PEAK OF THE NEW SEASON OF METALOCALYPSE November 3rd, 2009 at 12:00pm Vince Neilstein When we interviewed Metalocalypse creator / Dethklok frontman Brendon Small […]
Cinemetal 320 SLAYER TO FANS: “ANYONE WANNA WATCH SOME PICTURES SORT OF MOVE?” November 2nd, 2009 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg So of course I’m loving Slayer’s latest, World Painted Blood. […]
\m/ 630 BRUTAL LEGEND‘S EDDIE RIGGS ROADIES FOR DETHKLOK October 20th, 2009 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg I haven’t gotten to write a review of Brutal Legend […]
Worst Week Ever 140 IN WHICH WE HAD THE UNIVERSE IN OUR BALLS October 16th, 2009 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Pretty big week here at the MetalSucks Mansion. We laughed, […]
Upcoming Bullsh*t 80 SLAYER PLAY WITH DOLLS October 14th, 2009 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg I’d love it if some kind of behind-the-scenes DVD came […]
Interviews 260 YOU ASKED, DETHKLOK’S BRENDON SMALL ANSWERED October 13th, 2009 at 12:00pm MetalSucks Last week we posted a call for questions to ask […]
Neilstein Soundscam 180 SOUNDSCAN: ALICE IN CHAINS, HATEBREED, DETHKLOK, AUSTRIAN DEATH MACHINE AND STEEL PANTHER DEBUTS October 7th, 2009 at 4:00pm Vince Neilstein Five heavy hitting heavy hitters — Alice in Chains, Hatebreed, […]