Green Eggs and Slam 2330 POLL: IS THERE A PLACE FOR MELODY IN METAL???? July 6th, 2011 at 5:00pm Sergeant D I pride myself on being open minded, so it is […]
Not Quite Metal? 330 EAT THIS RECORD July 1st, 2011 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg This doesn’t really have anything to do with metal, but […]
Metal Merch 230 METALLICA MONOPOLY: JUST AS SILLY AS WE IMAGINED June 20th, 2011 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg What Amazon tells me is called Monopoly — The Classic […]
Worst Week Ever 50 IN WHICH OUR PANTS FROZE, AND FROZE HARD, SO TIGHT June 17th, 2011 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Best commercial ever? ANYWAY, here’s how we filled our time […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 340 SKID ROW: WHERE IS THE LOVE? TL;DR June 17th, 2011 at 4:00pm Anso DF Am I high or is it weird that in 2011 […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 330 NEW WARBRINGER > NEW SUICIDE SILENCE June 17th, 2011 at 2:00pm Anso DF Everywhere ya look, there’s an announcement of a new and […]
Upcoming Bullsh*t 710 METALLICA MADE A RECORD WITH LOU REED June 16th, 2011 at 12:23am Axl Rosenberg Sorry to post at such an odd hour, but this […]
Neilstein Soundscam 320 NEILSTEIN ROSENBERG SOUNDSCAM: DEF LEPPARD HAVE A POSSE June 15th, 2011 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg Vince isn’t here, so I guess it falls to me […]
Worst Week Ever 60 IN WHICH WE ACTUALLY AGREED WITH HITLER June 10th, 2011 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Maybe next week we’ll finally stop making fun of Morbid […]
Metal Merch 520 GET READY FOR THE MONOTONY OF METALLICA MONOPOLY June 8th, 2011 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg When I was a kid, Monopoly was always known as […]
The Top 25 Modern Metal Guitarists 1510 #1: KIRK HAMMETT (METALLICA) June 6th, 2011 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg MetalSucks recently polled its staff to determine who are The […]
The Webernets 170 METALLICA, SLAPPIN’ DEE BASS, MON June 6th, 2011 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg There’s a pretty legendary story about how a pre-Primus Les […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 620 A METALSUCKS EXCLUSIVE: DEVIN TOWNSEND TALKS GAY TELESCOPES, ZILTOID TV, AND TOTAL DECONSTRUCTION June 2nd, 2011 at 3:30pm Anso DF Devin Townsend has so much explaining to do. As a […]
Contests 1610 PHOTO CAPTION CONTEST: WIN A COPY OF THE METALLICA BIOGRAPHY ENTER NIGHT May 20th, 2011 at 4:00pm Vince Neilstein Last week we gave away a prize pack from Blackfield, the […]
Music Dorkery 550 METALLICA: …AND DEMOS FOR ALL May 19th, 2011 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg The demos for Metallica’s …And Justice for All have found […]
Neilstein Soundscam 290 NEILSTEIN SOUNDSCAM: GREEN DOLLAR BILL SOCIETY May 18th, 2011 at 12:00pm Vince Neilstein Foo Fighters fans fretting that Wasting Light would relinquish its […]
Worst Week Ever 190 IN WHICH, HEY, WE WARNED YOU WERE GONNA BE ANGRY May 6th, 2011 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg So we’re now five axe slingers deep into out list […]
Green Eggs and Slam 660 METAL + HIGH SCHOOL TALENT SHOWS = LULZ May 4th, 2011 at 4:00pm Sergeant D Teenagers are always doing stupid, embarrassing shit in public, especially […]
...And F*ck You Too 670 BIG FOURTUNE: HAVE METALLICA & FRIENDS GONE TOO FAR? May 4th, 2011 at 11:00am Anso DF Few of us are so naive as to expect the […]
Tour de Force 30 LEYLA GETS READY FOR SONISPHERE May 3rd, 2011 at 2:30pm MetalSucks Since summer and, thus, summer festivals are almost upon us, […]
