Br00tal-lists 510 ANALYSIS: ROLLING STONE NAMES 100 GREATEST GUITARISTS December 5th, 2011 at 2:30pm Anso DF We at MetalSucks have dealt with the paradoxes involved with […]
Cinemetal 200 DARREN ARONOFSKY MADE A TERRIBLE VIDEO FOR LOUTALLICA’S “THE VIEW” December 5th, 2011 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg After it was announced that director visionary director Darren Aronofsky […]
Question of the Week 1230 QUESTION OF THE WEEK: WHAT WAS THE WORST METAL ALBUM OF 2011? December 2nd, 2011 at 3:30pm MetalSucks Banner Designed by Cysquatch Welcome to “Question of the Week,” […]
\m/ 370 DEFINE “TRUTH IN ADVERTISING” November 28th, 2011 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg -AR [via… thanks to Brendan Collins for the tip!]
New Stuff 160 Rihanna Samples Metallica November 21st, 2011 at 10:40am Axl Rosenberg One of the bonus tracks on Rihanna’s new album, Talk That […]
\m/ 240 METALLICA ACTUALLY DO SOMETHING COOL FOR ONCE November 16th, 2011 at 12:00pm Vince Neilstein We give Metallica a lot of shit ’round these parts. […]
Neilstein Soundscam 460 NEILSTEIN SOUNDSCAM: ANIMALS LAY DYING AS LEADERS November 16th, 2011 at 11:30am Vince Neilstein It was a week of polar opposites: on one hand, […]
Worst Week Ever 0 IN WHICH WE RESPONDED TO THE RESPONSE TO THE RESPONSE November 11th, 2011 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Maybe we shoulda called it MetaSucks? ANYWAY, here’s some shit […]
Scraping Genius Off The Wheel 720 LOU REED IS MORE METAL THAN YOU THINK November 11th, 2011 at 4:00pm Gary Suarez The way metalheads describe him, Lou Reed is some sort […]
Tour de Force 250 METALLICA WILL PLAY THE BLACK ALBUM IN ITS ENTIRETY AT THE DOWNLOAD FEST 2012 November 11th, 2011 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg In 2006, Vince and I got on a plane and […]
Neilstein Soundscam 330 NEILSTEIN SOUNDSCAM: MEGADETH FINALLY BEATS METALLICA November 9th, 2011 at 12:30pm Vince Neilstein That sound you hear is the echo of corks popping […]
Metal in the Media 710 WHAT’S WORSE THAN LULU? LULU LIVE! November 9th, 2011 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg Lulu was originally announced as a “secret recording project,” and […]
Cinemetal 240 OH MY GOD WHY?!?!: DARREN ARONOFSKY TO DIRECT LULU VIDEO November 4th, 2011 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg Vince and I are both massive fans of Oscar nominated […]
Viral Vomit 290 CAT REACTS TO LOUTALLICA’S “THE VIEW” November 4th, 2011 at 10:00am Vince Neilstein -VN [via Gothamist]
Fear Emptiness Decibel 200 FEAR, EMPTINESS, DECIBEL: SPECIAL ONE-OFF THRASH ISSUE IS COOLER THAN A SHARK EATING A SKELETON EATING A PIZZA November 3rd, 2011 at 4:00pm MetalSucks Before there were blogs there were these things called magazines, […]
Greatest Hits 1230 Loutallica’s LuLu: The MetalSucks Reviews October 31st, 2011 at 5:00pm MetalSucks Thanks to HunterMC for the LULZy pic. Three years ago […]
Worst Week Ever 100 IN WHICH WE HAILED GENOCIDE October 28th, 2011 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg When I was fifteen years old, I had to sneak […]
...And F*ck You Too 880 JUST BECAUSE JASON NEWSTED ISN’T IN METALLICA ANYMORE DOESN’T MEAN HE CAN’T CONTINUE TO MAKE TERRIBLE MUSIC October 26th, 2011 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg When Some Kind of Monster came out, Jason Newsted suddenly […]
Laugh At Others' Misfortunes 210 AT LEAST JAMES HETFIELD STILL HAS A SENSE OF HUMOR October 26th, 2011 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg Is Lulu just the world’s greatest troll? Even if it […]
F-F-F-Feudin' 290 DANKO JONES TO OPEN FOR LOUTALLICA ON UPCOMING LULU TOUR October 25th, 2011 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg No I’m totally kidding. I don’t even know if there […]
