\m/ 150 SOMEHOW, THIS STUDENT FAILED HIS SCIENCE EXAM February 17th, 2012 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg An anonymous reader sent us the below, self-explanatory image; it’s […]
Worst Week Ever 90 IN WHICH WE SUFFERED TRAUMATIC ANAL DEVASTATION February 10th, 2012 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg In case you’re wondering, I was lying when I said […]
Admin 470 CLIFF BURTON WOULD HAVE BEEN FIFTY TODAY February 10th, 2012 at 4:30pm MetalSucks Forget Axl Rose — the great Cliff Burton would have […]
Tour de Force 1080 BREAKING: METALLICA WILL HOST THEIR OWN “ORION” FESTIVAL IN ATLANTIC CITY THIS SUMMER February 7th, 2012 at 2:19pm Vince Neilstein metallica on livestream.com. Broadcast Live Free [This post is being […]
Reunion Mania 80 KIRK HAMMETT RE-JOINED EXODUS (FOR ONE SONG) February 6th, 2012 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg Hard to believe, but Paul Baloff, who many still consider […]
What the...?? 230 METALLICA GET PHILOSOPHICAL, TEASE KAZOOS-ONLY TOUR? February 6th, 2012 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg Over the weekend, Metallica’s publicists sent out the below message […]
Shit That Comes Out Today 100 SH*T THAT COMES OUT TODAY – THE JANUARY 31, 2012 EDITION January 31st, 2012 at 3:00pm Vic Vaughn Records by Alcest, Bleeding Through, Liberteer and Riotgod top this […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 140 HULK HOGAN: I WAS ASKED TO JOIN METALLICA January 27th, 2012 at 11:20am Anso DF It’s occasionally hard to tell whether we should cheer superstar […]
Viral Vomit 190 EIGHT YEAR OLD GIRLS PLAYING METAL ARE LIKE TOTALLY THE NEW “IT” THING January 25th, 2012 at 11:30am Vince Neilstein Remember last week when eight year old Juliet released her […]
Question of the Week 770 QUESTION OF THE WEEK: WHAT ALBUM WILL HIT YOU IN THE FACE WITH A LIMP DICK IN 2012? (or, WHAT IS YOUR LEAST ANTICIPATED ALBUM OF 2012?) January 20th, 2012 at 4:30pm MetalSucks Banner Designed by Cysquatch Welcome to “Question of the Week,” […]
Worst Week Ever 110 IN WHICH WE WERE DTRAP January 13th, 2012 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Get the latest MetalSucks updates via email. Subscribe below. Yo! […]
Editorials 750 NO, REALLY GUYS, THIS NEXT METALLICA ALBUM IS GONNA BE THE SH*T January 10th, 2012 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg Oh, Lars Ulrich, when will you ever learn? Metallica’s drummer […]
Cinemetal 190 THE METALLICA 3D MOVIE COMING IN 2013 January 6th, 2012 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg So, hey, remember when that rumor started back in October […]
Worst Week Ever 250 IN WHICH WE SHUTTERED UP THE MANSION FOR THE REST OF 2011 December 16th, 2011 at 5:30pm Axl Rosenberg video via Metal Insider Today is the last day of […]
Neilstein Soundscam 240 NEILSTEIN SOUNDSCAM: BUTT-ROCK STILL REIGNS SUPREME December 14th, 2011 at 4:00pm Vince Neilstein UPDATED: Hey, so you what did you guys think of […]
New Stuff 140 THOSE FOUR SORTA-NEW METALLICA SONGS ARE AVAILABLE FOR PURCHASE NOW December 13th, 2011 at 11:20am Axl Rosenberg So as everyone and their mother is aware by now, […]
New Stuff 680 METALLICA PLAYED TWO MORE NEW SONGS FROM THE DEATH MAGNETIC SESSIONS: “HELL AND BACK” AND “REBEL OF BABYLON” December 12th, 2011 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg UPDATE: I know the links keep getting pulled. I’ll try […]
The Webernets 220 FUN WITH WIKIPEDIA: JAMES HETFIELD IS NOW LITERALLY A TABLE December 9th, 2011 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg Alas, this has already been taken down, but here’s a […]
New Stuff 650 THE END OF METALLICA MISERY IS “JUST A BULLET AWAY” December 8th, 2011 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg Earlier this week, Metallica performed a previously unreleased song from […]
New Stuff 630 GET ON THE METALLICA “HATE TRAIN” December 6th, 2011 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg Hate is a train That thunders aimless through my head […]
