Hipsters Out Of Metal! 0 RECORD STORE DAY SLAY: WHAT POP-ISH JAMZ DO U WANT TO BE REMADE BY METAL BANDS? April 19th, 2012 at 10:00am Anso DF Saturday is Record Store Day, which is awesome cuz neat […]
Cinemetal 0 FOOTAGE FROM THE GOLDEN GODS: TRIVIUM COVERS METALLICA WITH MEMBERS OF SLIPKNOT AND MACHINE HEAD, MARILYN MANSON JAMS WITH JOHNNY DEPP AND TAYLOR MOMSEN April 12th, 2012 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg Speaking of the Golden Gods Awards: as part of the […]
Rampant Rumors 0 MISCELLANEOUS FESTIVAL NEWS: BLACK SABBATH POSSIBLY HEADLINING LOLLAPALOOZA, CHARRED WALLS OF THE DAMNED ADDED TO METALLICA’S ORION FEST April 10th, 2012 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg Wait a minute, I just had an idea… Someone get […]
Editorials 0 TRIVIUM COVERED METALLICA’S “CREEPING DEATH”… WITH MOTIONLESS IN WHITE April 9th, 2012 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg Trivium played a cover of Metallica’s “Creeping Death” in Louisville, […]
Worst Week Ever 0 IN WHICH OBAMA TOOK MUSTAINE DOWN A PEG OR TWO April 6th, 2012 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg By the time you read this, I will be at […]
Metal Merch 0 LOOK AT THIS CONCEPT ART FROM METALLICA’S ABANDONED VIDEO GAME April 4th, 2012 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg I’ve never heard this before, but apparently back in ’03, […]
F-F-F-Feudin' 0 PRESIDENT BARACK OBAMA: “I KNOW DAVE MUSTAINE DIDN’T WRITE ANY OF THOSE METALLICA RIFFS” April 4th, 2012 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg Sheesh, it sure is a bad time to be Dave […]
What the...?? 0 iTUNES CAN’T TELL THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN METALLICA AND JUSTIN BIEBER March 30th, 2012 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg Two separate readers sent us the below images over the […]
Worst Week Ever 0 IN WHICH WE TAUGHT YOU HOW TO SPELL “YAH-MUH-KUH” March 23rd, 2012 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Get the latest MetalSucks updates via email. Subscribe below. Yo! […]
Greatest Hits 0 Just in Time for Passover: Big Four Yarmulkes?!?! March 20th, 2012 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg Oy yoy yoy! And you thought the Zakk Wylde children’s book […]
Cinemetal 0 LARS ULRICH PREPARES HIS EMMY ACCEPTANCE SPEECH: TRAILER FOR HEMINGWAY & GELLHORN RELEASED March 16th, 2012 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg It was just about a year ago that we learned […]
Tour de Force 0 JAMES HETFIELD CURATING CAR SHOW FOR METALLICA’S “ORION MUSIC + MORE” FESTIVAL March 15th, 2012 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg In case my headline didn’t give it away, James Hetfield […]
The Webernets 0 YNGWIE MALMSTEEN HAS ALWAYS HAD GOOD TASTE March 13th, 2012 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg Well, this is kinda fun/funny. In 1994, Guitar World administered a […]
Cinemetal 0 METALLICA HIRE DIRECTOR OF PREDATORS TO HELM 3D MOVIE March 8th, 2012 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg My assertion that the Metallica 3D movie is going to […]
Tour de Force 0 SUICIDAL TENDENCIES, SEPULTURA, RED FANG, TORCHE, LANDMINE MARATHON ADDED TO METALLICA’S “ORION MUSIC + MORE” FESTIVAL March 8th, 2012 at 11:30am Vince Neilstein Metallica made big headlines last month when they announced Orion […]
Green Eggs and Slam 0 SERGEANT D’S GUIDE TO BEING AN ELITE-TIER THRASH FAN March 5th, 2012 at 4:30pm Sergeant D Many people here on MetalSucks think I don’t like metal, […]
\m/ 150 SOMEHOW, THIS STUDENT FAILED HIS SCIENCE EXAM February 17th, 2012 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg An anonymous reader sent us the below, self-explanatory image; it’s […]
Worst Week Ever 90 IN WHICH WE SUFFERED TRAUMATIC ANAL DEVASTATION February 10th, 2012 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg In case you’re wondering, I was lying when I said […]
Admin 470 CLIFF BURTON WOULD HAVE BEEN FIFTY TODAY February 10th, 2012 at 4:30pm MetalSucks Forget Axl Rose — the great Cliff Burton would have […]
Tour de Force 1080 BREAKING: METALLICA WILL HOST THEIR OWN “ORION” FESTIVAL IN ATLANTIC CITY THIS SUMMER February 7th, 2012 at 2:19pm Vince Neilstein metallica on livestream.com. Broadcast Live Free [This post is being […]
