\m/ 0 Check Out These Adorable Photos of Babymetal Posing with Slayer, Anthrax, Deftones, Dragonforce and More! July 10th, 2014 at 2:00pm Vince Neilstein NEVER HAS BRUTALITY BEEN SO CUTE!
Worst Week Ever 0 In Which We Were Missing July 3rd, 2014 at 5:30pm Axl Rosenberg This week’s top stories include Upon a Burning Body, Emmure, and Nickelback. There’s some not-shitty bands in here, too, we promise!!!
Metal Merch 0 New “It Should Have Been Lars” Shirt Available on Etsy July 2nd, 2014 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Some of you will find this to be in bad taste. Some of you should go suck an egg.
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 0 Exclusive Premiere: He Is Legend Through The “Never” July 2nd, 2014 at 1:00pm Anso DF From the band’s fourth album, Heavy Fruit, out August 19.
F-F-F-Feudin' 0 Ride the Laughter: Metallica Bring the Yucks to Glastonbury June 30th, 2014 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg On purpose, I mean! Not just from, like, Lars’ drumming or whatever.
Worst Week Ever 0 In Which We Were The Best Metal Drummer June 27th, 2014 at 3:23pm Axl Rosenberg This week’s top stories include Metallica, Judas Priest, Anthrax, Ministry, and more.
...And F*ck You Too 0 This is the Funniest Thing You Will Read All Week June 26th, 2014 at 10:40am Axl Rosenberg LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Friday 5 0 Friday 5: Here’s To Beginnings! June 20th, 2014 at 4:30pm MetalSucks Our new Friday afternoon jam! C’mon in!
New Stuff 0 Metallica Release “Lords of Summer (First Pass Version)” to iTunes June 20th, 2014 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg It’s basically the same as the two versions you’ve already heard, just better produced.
F-F-F-Feudin' 0 Metallica’s Lars Ulrich Accepts Drum-Off Challenge from Will Ferrell and Chad Smith June 13th, 2014 at 12:40pm Axl Rosenberg “Bring it on!!!” says skinsman.
Cinemetal 0 Today in Metallica News: Will Ferrell and Chad Smith Challenge Lars Ulrich to a Drum Off, Watch the First Episode of James Hetfield-Narrated The Hunt June 12th, 2014 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg Can you imagine if Will Ferrell out-drummed Lars Ulrich?!?
What the...?? 0 Who the Sweet F*cking F*ck Asked Metallica to Play “St. Anger” Live?!?! June 6th, 2014 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg The Danes, that’s who.
F-F-F-Feudin' 0 People Are Really Upset That James Hetfield Kills Bears June 4th, 2014 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg More than 15,000 fans want Metallica removed from the bill of the upcoming Glastonbury Festival.
\m/ 0 Kerry King Turns Fifty Today June 3rd, 2014 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg HAPPY BIRTHDAY, YOU BIG BOY YOU!!!
Worst Week Ever 0 In Which Lie Was Short May 30th, 2014 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg This week’s top stories include Fallujah, Faith No More, Crowbar, and more.
Cinemetal 0 Video: Metallica Perform “The Frayed Ends of Sanity” Live for the First Time Ever May 29th, 2014 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg Oh-wee-oh! Ohhhhh! Oh-wee-oh! Ohhhhh!
Neilstein Soundscam 0 Metallica Makes History (Again): Black Album First Release of the Nielsen SoundScan Era to Sell 16 Million Copies May 28th, 2014 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg Maybe this will help soften the blow of their recent […]
Metal in the Media 0 James Hetfield is the David Attenborough of Bear Killing May 21st, 2014 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg He’ll narrate a new series called The Hunt, which is not, alas, about the search for Lars Ulrich’s talent.
Editorials 0 Five Finger Death Punch Bassist Chris Kael Lacks Self-Awareness May 19th, 2014 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg “If you put out garbage, no one’s gonna buy it,” says guy who got his job because he had the right look.
The Webernets 0 I Will Settle for These Polka Covers of Metallica and Rammstein May 16th, 2014 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg Of COURSE these already existed.
