Worst Week Ever 30 IN WHICH WE REDISCOVERED THE JOY OF PAINTING June 25th, 2010 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg I had completely forgotten about Vince’s love of Bob Ross […]
Question of the Week 590 QUESTION OF THE WEEK: IS THE BIG FOUR MINI-TOUR AWESOME, OR JUST SAD? June 25th, 2010 at 4:30pm MetalSucks Welcome to “Question of the Week,” a (sometimes) weekly debate […]
Editorials 470 IDIOTS IN ILLINOIS MAKE US ALL LOOK BAD June 25th, 2010 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg The original slogan for MetalSucks back when we first started […]
Cinemetal 370 ENCORE PERFORMANCES: A GUIDE TO THE BIG FOUR LIVE BY SATELLITE June 23rd, 2010 at 12:20pm Anso DF Hey Suckfaces, the Big Four live in Sofia, Bulgaria concert/movie […]
Cinemetal 490 SPEAKING OF THE BIG FOUR: HERE THEY ARE, ALL OF ‘EM, PERFORMING “AM I EVIL” TOGETHER June 23rd, 2010 at 11:40am Vince Neilstein Am I the only one who’s not like totally gaga […]
Editorials 260 VIDEO OF THE BIG FOUR PHOTO SHOOT IS EVEN FUNNIER THAN THE PIC ITSELF June 23rd, 2010 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg So I’m still in Atlanta observing Daath as they make […]
Editorials 160 NOT QUITE THE BIG FOUR JAM WE WERE ALL HOPING FOR June 21st, 2010 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg Fuck taking a photo together. What we all really wanna […]
Cinemetal 490 SO APPARENTLY BRENT HINDS IS ACTUALLY IN JONAH HEX June 21st, 2010 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg In case ya didn’t hear, Jonah Hex shit the bed […]
Question of the Week 450 QUESTION OF THE WEEK: SHOULD BANDS PLAY THEIR ALBUMS LIVE IN THEIR ENTIRETY? June 18th, 2010 at 3:30pm MetalSucks Welcome to “Question of the Week,” a (sometimes) weekly debate […]
The Webernets 200 THE BEST BIG FOUR PICS YET June 18th, 2010 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg These come from the Facebook page of Joel McIver, author […]
Editorials 560 WHAT’S WRONG WITH THIS (BIG FOUR) PICTURE? June 17th, 2010 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg So we had a lot of fun laughing about that […]
Editorials 660 SIXTEEN MEMBERS OF THE BIG FOUR ALL PRETENDED THEY LIKED ONE ANOTHER LONG ENOUGH TO TAKE THIS PHOTO June 16th, 2010 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg Tonight is the first of the European Big Four shows, […]
The Webernets 990 SHOULD BANDS STOP PLAYING THEIR ALBUMS LIVE IN THEIR ENTIRETY? June 15th, 2010 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg How are we feeling about this current trend of bands […]
Viral Vomit 1280 THE MOST ANNOYING LITTLE KID IN THE WORLD June 15th, 2010 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg I saw the below video this morning at RiB. I’m […]
Viral Vomit 350 GIMME FUE, GIMME FAI, GIMME DABAJABAZA June 11th, 2010 at 2:30pm Vince Neilstein Nothing could ever be as fun as the DLR “Runnin’ […]
Cinemetal 600 MARILYN MANSON IS PLAYING A DEATH METAL SINGER June 11th, 2010 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg Last month is was announced that Marilyn Manson and the […]
Viral Vomit 280 MORE INFO ON YOUR NEW FAVORITE DRUMMER June 10th, 2010 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg Last week this guy became an interwebz sensation, when everyone […]
Green Eggs and Slam 2080 The History of Metalcore/Screamo June 7th, 2010 at 12:15pm Sergeant D First things first: screamo is literally worse than the Holocaust […]
The Webernets 120 REJECTED VERSIONS OF ALBUM ART FOR METALLICA & GN’R May 27th, 2010 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg Well, no, not really. The reliably hilarious Cracked sometimes holds […]
\m/ 120 THERE ACTUALLY IS A SWING VERSION OF “ENTER SANDMAN!” May 27th, 2010 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg Yesterday, we wrote about a .WAV algorithm that can (allegedly) […]