What the...?? 0 Fake H&M/Strong Scene Productions Bands Announced for Tuska Open Air Festival March 30th, 2015 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg And Tuska’s organizers are the ones who did the announcing. Really.
Viral Vomit 0 Metallized Versions of Classic TV Commercial Jingles for Juicy Fruit, Connect Four and More October 17th, 2014 at 12:00pm Vince Neilstein Never before have My Buddy and Kid Sister been this metal.
Viral Vomit 0 College Student Makes Death Metal Video about Heart Disease and Stroke for Class Project April 7th, 2014 at 1:30pm Vince Neilstein Never has education been so metal.
Editorials 0 Why There Will Never Be Another Metal Band as Big as Metallica March 20th, 2014 at 12:00pm Vince Neilstein Because I said so.
Events 0 The MetalSucks Guide to SXSW 2014: The Metal Panels March 5th, 2014 at 1:30pm MetalSucks Chuck and Godless from the MetalSucks Podcast and Grim Kim will all appear on panels this year, as will members of Melvins, Woe and Animals as Leaders, metal writers from Noisey and Pitchfork and the managers of Red Fang and Periphery.
The Webernets 0 100 Years of Rock Visualized in Less Than One Minute January 8th, 2014 at 4:30pm Vince Neilstein Fun with infographics.
\m/ 0 The MetalSucks Totally Gay DOMA / Prop 8 Celebratory Metal Playlist! June 27th, 2013 at 12:00pm MetalSucks Rock out with yer cock out and jam out with yer clam out (whatever suits your fancy!) to this playlist of openly LGB or T metal musicians.
Metal in the Media 0 Scientific Proof: New Study Shows Being a Guitarist Will Get Men Laid June 10th, 2013 at 1:30pm Vince Neilstein A newly released study conducted in France (where else?) concludes […]
...And F*ck You Too 90 IDOL REMAINS LIVE 4: METAL VS. IDOL March 25th, 2011 at 4:00pm Anso DF American Idol week 10 Wed The final 11 perform the […]
\m/ 170 HEAVY METAL FOR THE WIN February 17th, 2011 at 1:00pm Vince Neilstein Kudos to longtime reader Kuranes for picking up on this […]
Question of the Week 1210 QUESTION OF THE WEEK: WHAT’S THE ULTIMATE HEAVY METAL BBQ MUSIC? September 3rd, 2010 at 1:30pm MetalSucks Banner Designed by Cysquatch Welcome to “Question of the Week,” […]
Viral Vomit 190 METAL + COOKING = GAY? August 16th, 2010 at 2:01pm Vince Neilstein Most of the time metalheads seem to inadvertently make fun […]
Metalcal Marijuana 700 BESIDE GOING TO A SHOW, WHAT ARE THE BEST WAYS TO COMBINE WEED AND METAL? January 11th, 2010 at 4:20pm Axl Rosenberg MS Maniac King Cheezit just sent us the following e-mail: […]
Music Dorkery 220 METAL IS THE NEW JAZZ January 6th, 2010 at 10:44am Vince Neilstein I’ve spent plenty of time in this space discussing the […]
The Webernets 1100 THE BEST WEBSITE EVER OF THE DAY December 3rd, 2009 at 11:00am Vince Neilstein Ladies and gentlemen, I give you… MetalForJesus.org I could list […]
What the...?? 540 TEGAN & SARA GO METAL? March 17th, 2009 at 4:24pm Vince Neilstein No, not really… but you’d think so based on the […]
Music Dorkery 70 NINTENDO METAL; DR. ZILOG HAVE YOUR 8-BIT FIX October 3rd, 2008 at 2:49pm Vince Neilstein Of all the vintage videogame systems, the original Nintendo always […]
Editorials 130 METAL COUNCIL CONVENES TO DISCUSS ‘METAL HAND SIGN’ ABUSE September 18th, 2008 at 11:34am Vince Neilstein An oldie but a goodie from The Onion: “I remember […]
Editorials 460 THE RETURN OF THE WHITE T-SHIRT TO METAL August 11th, 2008 at 1:00pm Vince Neilstein Black t-shirts are as metal as it gets. Since the […]
Poll 380 POLL: WHAT’S YOUR DRUG OF CHOICE AT LIVE SHOWS? August 7th, 2008 at 12:01pm Vince Neilstein Hey, it ain’t no secret — metalheads are a bunch […]
