Editorials 1750 COUNTDOWN TO EXTINCTION: GOD FORBID’S DOC COYLE ON COPING WITH AGING IN A YOUTH-DRIVEN HEAVY MUSIC SCENE May 13th, 2010 at 5:00pm MetalSucks In the last few years, something seemed to happen and […]
Readers' Choice 220 VORTICE: THE SPANISH MESHUGGAH? May 6th, 2010 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg So claims reader “46andTool,” who insists that Barcelona’s (or, more […]
Black Collar Workers 90 AC/DC FANS ARE REALLY EXCITED ABOUT IRON MAN 2 April 22nd, 2010 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg It’s good to be in the AC/DC business. This week, […]
Levi/Werstler Sucks 460 GREAT MUSICIANS THAT COULD GIVE A DAMN ABOUT YOUR DEFINITION OF GENRE (AND ARE MORE SUCCESSFUL FOR IT) April 20th, 2010 at 3:30pm MetalSucks Musicians are strange creatures. Their work hours and habits are […]
Cinemetal 340 NEUROTHING STILL WISH THEY WERE MESHUGGAH March 30th, 2010 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg I don’t know why it bothers me so much when […]
Editorials 880 The Looks That Kill: God Forbid’s Doc Coyle on the Role of Image in Music March 17th, 2010 at 4:30pm MetalSucks I am going to assume that a decent portion of […]
Hardcore Super Starr 3110 Hardcore Super Starr: Adult Film Actress Bobbi Starr on the Top Ten Metal Bands She Wishes Would Gangbang Her March 11th, 2010 at 5:00pm MetalSucks Hello MetalSucks readers! I realize that most of you don’t […]
Viral Vomit 330 WHY THIS ACAPELLA VERSION OF MESHUGGAH’S “BLEED” IS SUPERIOR TO ANYTHING BY VAN CANTO February 16th, 2010 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg I once declared the acepella metal group Van Canto to […]
The Webernets 80 FREE MESHUGGAH IS EVEN BETTER THAN $5 MESHUGGAH! February 10th, 2010 at 10:35am Vince Neilstein The other day Reign in Blonde reported that Meshuggah’s ObZen […]
Editorials 1270 TEAR IT DOWN NOW: GOD FORBID’S DOC COYLE BREAKS DOWN THE BREAKDOWN January 21st, 2010 at 5:00pm MetalSucks We’ve all been there. Tensions are high in some packed, […]
Viral Vomit 640 MESHU-GA-GA January 14th, 2010 at 11:46am Vince Neilstein OK so like mash-ups are SO totally 2008 (or even […]
Metal Jewery 130 MESHUGGA(H) BEACH PARTY!! December 9th, 2009 at 10:00am Vince Neilstein Do these three words inspire you with shock, awe and […]
Upcoming Bullsh*t 260 MESHUGGAH’S ALIVE DVD: SURE TO BE BETTER THAN ANYTHING EVER MADE BY KISS December 8th, 2009 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg Since Kiss have already released, like, eighty-seven “live” (we know […]
Devin Townsend Sucks 830 HERE’S A BUNCH OF MUSIC SUGGESTIONS November 17th, 2009 at 4:30pm MetalSucks In no particular order…
Devin Townsend Sucks 610 AWESOME PRODUCERS AND MIXERS! November 17th, 2009 at 3:30pm MetalSucks These are some of my favorite producers and mixers for […]
Upcoming Bullsh*t 120 PULLING DVDs AT RANDOM WITH MESHUGGAH October 19th, 2009 at 10:00am Vince Neilstein MetalUnderground.com is reporting that Meshuggah will release a live DVD […]
Cinemetal 500 FELLSILENT SHOULD FALL SILENT July 7th, 2009 at 11:45am Vince Neilstein The UK’s Fellsilent — a Sumeriancore band who are on, […]
Editorials 420 MESHUGGAH, IF YOU NEED THE NAME OF A GOOD LAWYER, GIMME A CALL June 15th, 2009 at 10:35am Axl Rosenberg Holy shit, does this band wish it were Meshuggah or […]
New Stuff 50 NEW HACRIDE IS THE CURE FOR WHAT AILS YOU April 2nd, 2009 at 10:50am Vince Neilstein Round about the time this site was jocking the wares […]
Worst Week Ever 0 IN WHICH WE SAVED DAYLIGHT March 13th, 2009 at 6:20pm Vince Neilstein You bitched and moaned about daylight savings time, even though […]
