Question of the Week 0 Question Of The Week: WWTAMD? (What Would The Atlas Moth Do?) April 19th, 2013 at 4:30pm MetalSucks Welcome to this week’s QOTW discussion! All pain is desire :)
Tour de Force 0 Gigantour 2013 is Off to a Horrible Start April 19th, 2013 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg FFFFFFUUUUCCCCCKKKKK YYYYYOOOOOOOUUUUU!!!!!!!
Question of the Week 0 Question Of The Week: “Lead Singer’s Disease (Instrumental)” April 12th, 2013 at 4:30pm MetalSucks Which vocal-less albums are instrumental to your existence?
New Stuff 0 Actual Album Art + New Song Snippet from Megadeth’s Super Collider April 11th, 2013 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg I know this is gonna break your heart, but it’s not the song with David Draiman on it.
This Sucks 0 Season of Mist’s Office Was Robbed April 9th, 2013 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg But the thieves didn’t get anything of substantial value — PHEW!
Tour de Force 0 Iron Maiden Announce U.S. Shows with Megadeth April 8th, 2013 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg But don’t get too excited because a) there are only seven dates and b) it’s not 1992.
Worst Week Ever 0 In Which Slayer Fans Were Extremely Gullible April 5th, 2013 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Also, people on the internet continue to be completely reasonable!
Noisey Vs. MetalSucks 0 Noisey Vs. MetalSucks: Why Megadeth is Now a Total Joke April 3rd, 2013 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg Our new bi-weekly debate column with Noisey.com begins with a heated discussion regarding how Dave Mustaine’s douchery may or may not have had an effect on Megadeth’s work.
Megadick 0 So I Guess This Crazy Russian Dude Really Loves Dave Mustaine April 2nd, 2013 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg That is an actual translation in that image, by the way.
Megadick 0 This Time Mustaine Has Gone Too Far April 1st, 2013 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg David Draiman to help ruin new Megadeth album.
Worst Week Ever 0 In Which Creationists Drank Jizz March 29th, 2013 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Check out this week’s top stories, as well as a video of a naked fat dude attacking a member of the Westboro County Church.
Megadick 0 When Dave Met Willie… March 29th, 2013 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg Dave Mustaine hounds Willie Nelson to do a guest appearance on the new Megadeth album, Willie Nelson asks, “Who is Dave Mustaine?”
Megadick 0 Dave Mustaine is NOT Descended from Monkeys, Y’All March 27th, 2013 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg Short version of what he said: “Creationism is where it’s at, brah. Science is fun and I love all the little gadgets scientists use, though!”
Tour de Force 0 Heavy MTL Line-Up Announced March 26th, 2013 at 12:19pm Axl Rosenberg This year’s fest will include Avenged Sevenfold, Rob Zombie, Megadeth, and more.
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 This May or May Not Be the Cover for Megadeth’s Supercollider March 25th, 2013 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg But it probably is.
Megadick 0 Dave Mustaine Celebrates the Return of Twinkies March 21st, 2013 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg The evil commie President Obama fails to undermine the American way of life again!!!
What the...?? 0 Dave Mustaine is Going to be a Featured Soloist with the San Diego Symphony March 18th, 2013 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg Insert your own “Symphony of Destruction” joke here.
The Webernets 0 Metal Musicians Remember Former Iron Maiden Drummer Clive Burr March 14th, 2013 at 10:00am MetalSucks Past and present members of Slayer, Anthrax, Megadeth, Machine Head, Judas Priest, Guns N’ Roses, Rage Against the Machine and more react to the loss of a titan.
Greatest Hits 0 Give a Heavy Metal Valentine’s Day Card to Someone You Love February 13th, 2013 at 2:00pm MetalSucks These are 110% guaranteed to enhance your lovemaking!
Lick My Label 0 Megadeth Reveal New Album Title and Label Home February 12th, 2013 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg Both are anticlimatic.
