Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Mastodon Will Release a Cover of Led Zeppelin’s “Stairway to Heaven” in Honor of Late Manager Nick John February 28th, 2019 at 2:06pm Axl Rosenberg The 10″ will come out this April for Record Store Day.
What the...?? 0 Woman Accuses the Wrong Mastodon of Scamming Her Son: “You Damn Mother Fuchers” February 25th, 2019 at 11:23am Vince Neilstein “You Dirty Cum Bags You Should Be A Shamed of Your Selved.”
Worst Week Ever 0 Static-X and Emmure Beef, Business Advice from Misha Mansoor, and More Stories You May Have Missed This Week February 15th, 2019 at 4:53pm Axl Rosenberg Also includes Static-X, Marilyn Manson, Machine Head, and more.
Tour de Force 0 Coheed and Cambria, Mastodon, and Every Time I Die Announce U.S. Tour February 12th, 2019 at 11:28am Axl Rosenberg Support will come from Claudio Sanchez’s luscious, luscious mane.
New Stuff 0 Meet Tronos, the New Band Featuring Members of Megadeth and Napalm Death February 11th, 2019 at 4:10pm Axl Rosenberg Shane Embury continues his war on free time.
Apocalyptic Anniversaries 0 Mastodon’s Crack the Skye Turns 10 Years Old January 22nd, 2019 at 12:55pm MetalSucks We celebrate the 10th anniversary of what is perhaps Mastodon’s proggiest album.
Viral Vomit 0 Guy First Hand-Farts Mastodon’s “Blood and Thunder” January 10th, 2019 at 11:03am Vince Neilstein Mastodon music has never sounded so flatulent.
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Brann Dailor on New Mastodon Song: “It’s as Heavy as I’ve Heard Us in a While” January 7th, 2019 at 3:12pm Axl Rosenberg Mastodon have a new song — and it should be out within the next week!
...And F*ck You Too 0 40 Metal Predictions for 2019 January 4th, 2019 at 11:50am Axl Rosenberg Look into our crystal ball and see what 2019 holds for Metallica, Slipknot, Slayer, Megadeth, Ghost, Ozzy Osbourne, Rob Zombie, and many more.
Apocalyptic Anniversaries 0 Notable Metal Albums Celebrating Big Anniversaries in 2019 January 2nd, 2019 at 10:00am MetalSucks Includes Korn, Slipknot, Pantera, Slayer, Megadeth, Cannibal Corpse, and many more.
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Mastodon are Working on New Music! December 6th, 2018 at 10:13am Vince Neilstein Brann Dailor, Brent Hinds and Bill Kelliher are jamming together.
Editorials 0 Mastodon Make Even More Beer Now November 26th, 2018 at 11:55am MetalSucks A Czech pilsner dubbed “Ancient Kingdom.”
Symphonies of Sickness 0 Mastodon’s Brent Hinds Missed the Grammys Because He Was the Victim of a Hit and Run November 9th, 2018 at 9:31am Axl Rosenberg The guitarist has also shared gruesome photos taken immediately following the accident.
Lolz 0 I Don’t Know It for a Fact… I Just Know It’s True: Metal Edition November 6th, 2018 at 11:17am MetalSucks We give the metal treatment to the recurring segment from HBO’s Real Time with Bill Maher. Includes Slipknot, Megadeth, Mastodon, and more.
The Webernets 0 Mastodon’s Brent Hinds Makes a Cameo in New Orange Amps Commercial October 11th, 2018 at 9:32am Vince Neilstein Some fine southern gentlemen go on a fishing expedition for the elusive terror bass.
This Sucks 0 Longtime Mastodon Manager Nick John Has Passed Away September 8th, 2018 at 4:07pm MetalSucks Nick had handled the careers of many other influential metal bands.
Worst Week Ever 0 The (Hed) p.e./Sound Dude Fight, Mastodon’s Brent Hinds Needs a Vacation, and More Stories You May Have Missed This Week September 7th, 2018 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Also includes Metallica, Devin Townsend, Revocation, and more.
Tweet Twat 0 Devin Townsend Responds to Brent Hinds’ Comments About Needing a Break September 7th, 2018 at 9:57am Vince Neilstein Some comments Mastodon guitarist Brent Hinds recently made about the […]
Symphonies of Sickness 0 Mastodon’s Longtime Manager Nick John Has Been Diagnosed with Pancreatic Cancer September 4th, 2018 at 10:51am MetalSucks Brent Hinds and Brann Dailor have both offered very kind words.
The Webernets 0 Mastodon’s Brent Hinds: Being in a Band is “The Most Brutal Job I’ve Ever Had” September 3rd, 2018 at 12:22pm Vince Neilstein “I would definitely rather frame houses again.”
