Greatest Hits 0 What if Black and Death Metal Albums Were Children’s Books? November 22nd, 2013 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg The work of Helena Zmatlíková, re-imagined for the extreme music world.
\m/ 0 Support the Troops: Listen to the MetalSucks Veterans Day Spotify Playlist November 11th, 2013 at 12:00pm MetalSucks War is (heavy as) hell.
Munsters Mash 0 October or Bust: The Extreme Halloween Playlist October 31st, 2013 at 10:00am Emperor Rhombus Do the monster mosh.
Worst Week Ever 0 In Which Creationists Drank Jizz March 29th, 2013 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Check out this week’s top stories, as well as a video of a naked fat dude attacking a member of the Westboro County Church.
Interviews 0 March is Metal Month: Marduk’s Morgan “Evil” Håkansson Discusses All Things Black Metal with MetalSucks, and Shares His Personal Spotify Black Metal Playlist! March 25th, 2013 at 3:00pm MetalSucks Sweden’s most blasphemous guitarist gives you a lesson in all things black metal!!!
Scraping Genius Off The Wheel 0 Suck It and See November 20th, 2012 at 2:00pm Gary Suarez Opinions are like assholes, and yours probably could use a refreshing Wet Wipe.
Shit That Comes Out Today 0 SH*T THAT COMES OUT TODAY: OCTOBER 9, 2012 October 9th, 2012 at 10:00am MetalSucks Hey MetalSucks awesomes it’s me Anso DF! What’s up! lol […]
Question of the Week 0 QUESTION OF THE WEEK: SET A COURSE FOR MISADVENTURE August 10th, 2012 at 4:30pm MetalSucks Banner by Cysquatch Ahoy there MetalSucks readers! Have u ever […]
Neilstein Soundscam 0 NEILSTEIN SOUNDSCAM: SHLOCK OF AGES June 14th, 2012 at 12:00pm Vince Neilstein UPDATE, 6/14, 5:23pm: A representative from Rush’s camp tells MetalSucks […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 0 MARDUK NEWS: PIECES OF DEAD’S BRAIN, NEW MARDUK OUT TODAY, PANTS TO BE SHAT June 5th, 2012 at 3:00pm Anso DF It was reported Monday that Marduk guitarist Morgan Steinmeyer Håkansson […]
Shit That Comes Out Today 0 SH*T THAT COMES OUT TODAY: JUNE 5, 2012 June 5th, 2012 at 10:30am Vic Vaughn We get that metal people are not a target audience […]
New Stuff 0 SWEDISH COMIC-STRIP THEMED BLACK METAL BAND PENS PRETTY GOOD SONG ABOUT SATAN April 17th, 2012 at 3:30pm MetalSucks So Axl and Vince send me this link and they’re […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 0 MARDUK NEWS: NEW MARDUK! NEW MARDUK!! NEW MARDUK!!! March 21st, 2012 at 12:00pm Anso DF There’s this awesome novel The Kindly Ones told from the […]
Tour de Force 0 A SWEET BLACK METAL TOUR THIS JUNE: MARDUK, 1349, WITHERED AND WEAPON March 8th, 2012 at 10:30am Vince Neilstein Am I allowed to use the word “sweet” as a […]
The Webernets 530 BREAKFAST AT SULIMAY’S: THIS 80-YEAR OLD WOMAN LOVES THE BLACK DAHLIA MURDER! August 29th, 2011 at 4:30pm Vince Neilstein This is how I know I’ve officially become completely desensitized […]
Shit That Comes Out Today 60 SH*T THAT CAME OUT YESTERDAY – THE MAY 31, 2011 EDITION June 1st, 2011 at 11:30am Vic Vaughn Lotsa stuff happened over the long weekend while we were […]
New Stuff 220 PUT UP YER MARDUKS May 12th, 2011 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg One black metal band I really can’t ever imagine eating […]
Friggin' Danzig 580 “THIS STAGE ISN’T BIG ENOUGH FOR GLENN DANZIG’S EGO!” November 11th, 2010 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg On Tuesday night we got an e-mail from reader Taylor […]
New Stuff 50 WITCHERY GO “FROM DEAD TO WORSE” June 11th, 2010 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg Describing Swedish melodeath supergroup Witchery back in May, Vince wrote […]
What the...?? 270 A FAN I THINK WE CAN ALL ACTUALLY AGREE DESERVED TO BE PUNCHED March 8th, 2010 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg What the hell, dude? First Marduk front dude Mortuus hit […]
