New Stuff 0 “Endless Slaughter”: Limp Bizkit Find Innovative New Ways to be Terrible August 1st, 2014 at 11:20am Axl Rosenberg So… good for them?
What the...?? 0 THIS is the eHarmony Commercial Fred Durst Directed?!?! July 21st, 2014 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg ?!?!?!
Please Kill Me 0 Great, Now Anthrax Have Cooties June 25th, 2014 at 12:40pm Axl Rosenberg Thanks a lot, Limp Bizkit.
Cinemetal 0 “Your Tumor is Malignant” No Longer the Four Words You Least Want to Hear or Read June 24th, 2014 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg This affliction is 100% untreatable.
Cinemetal 0 Fred Durst is Directing Commercials for eHarmony Now May 5th, 2014 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg He does it all so YOU can get some nookie.
\m/ 0 Indonesian Presidental Candidate Joko Widodo is a Metalhead March 21st, 2014 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg In case the fact that he’s wearing a friggin’ Napalm Death shirt didn’t give it away.
Editorials 0 The Lounge Kittens Manage the Impossible, Make Limp Bizkit’s “Rollin'” Listenable February 28th, 2014 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg Back da fuck up while they fuck this track up.
Please Kill Me 0 The Nu-Metal Revival Apocalypse Grows More Dire, Overtakes Metal Hammer Magazine January 16th, 2014 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg You can’t kill me ’cause I’ve already unsubscribed you.
\m/ 0 Alice in Chains’ Jerry Cantrell Values His MTV Video Music Award Moonman Statuette Exactly as Much as He Ought To January 15th, 2014 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg He thinks about it every time he wipes his ass.
Worst Week Ever 0 In Which We Didn’t Wanna Risk Our Relationship with God November 8th, 2013 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg The theme of this week’s playlist: SATAN! SATAN! SATAN!!!
New Stuff 0 Limp Bizkit Ruin Guns N’ Roses, Ministry November 5th, 2013 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg You’ve never wanted to escape the jungle so bad in your life.
Cinemetal 0 Now Fred Durst is Trying to Turn his Life Into a TV Drama October 31st, 2013 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg Welcome to prime time, bitch.
...And F*ck You Too 0 Someone Stole DJ Lethal’s MTV VMA Moonman Statue October 7th, 2013 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg Was it Blake Judd?
What the...?? 0 Fred Durst and Billy Ray Cyrus Performed on Arsenio Hall October 4th, 2013 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg What year is it?!?!?!
Noisey Vs. MetalSucks 0 Noisey Vs. MetalSucks: Sepultura’s Roots Belongs in the Ground August 14th, 2013 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg Sepultura made multiple classic albums. Roots is not one of them.
Greatest Hits 0 If You Like Bass Dogs, You’ll LOVE Drum Fish August 7th, 2013 at 2:00pm MetalSucks Time for some more silly ‘Shop jobs!!!
Worst Week Ever 0 In Which We Humiliated Fred Durst July 12th, 2013 at 5:30pm Axl Rosenberg Here’s our first Needlessly Shat Upon Band Bracket playlist!
Most Needlessly Shat Upon Band Reader Bracket 0 Rounds 9-12: Megadeth Vs. All That Remains, Limp Bizkit Vs. Dope, In Flames Vs. Cryptopsy, Asking Alexandria Vs. Abigail Williams July 10th, 2013 at 5:00pm MetalSucks The theme of today’s match-ups: “Whoever wins, we all lose!!!”
Greatest Hits 0 Ministry’s Al Jourgensen: “I Got Paid to Humiliate Fred Durst” July 8th, 2013 at 2:40pm Axl Rosenberg Do you believe this story?
Most Needlessly Shat Upon Band Reader Bracket 0 Starting Monday: MetalSucks Presents The Most Needlessly Shat Upon Band Reader Bracket! July 3rd, 2013 at 1:20pm MetalSucks Which one of these bands doesn’t deserve all the crap they take? YOU decide!
