Metal Etiquette 200 HEAVY METAL BLUNDERS: VINCE GETS SLAMMER, ALICE BASSIST CHAINED, LARSUIT + MORE INSANITY/INANITY February 21st, 2011 at 10:00am Corey Mitchell Round Two of Heavy Metal Blunders brings us, who else? […]
Saturday Song to Get Stoned To 290 SATURDAY SONG TO BLACKEN CAJUN CATFISH FILET TO February 12th, 2011 at 5:17pm Kip Wingerschmidt BLACKENED CATFISH (CAJUN STYLE) 1 tsp. lemon-pepper seasoning 1 tsp. […]
Tour de Force 1060 LARS ULRICH EXPLAINS WHY WE’RE ONLY GETTING ONE BIG 4 SHOW IN THE U.S. January 26th, 2011 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg So yesterday The Big 4 finally announced a U.S. show, […]
Reunion Mania 480 WHY I DON’T CARE ABOUT THE NIRVANA MINI-REUNION October 28th, 2010 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg The interwebs are all aflutter today because Dave Grohl has […]
Viral Vomit 470 SLOW RIDE THE LIGHTNING October 13th, 2010 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg Remember how that slowed-down Justin Bieber track inspired our very […]
Question of the Week 1290 QUESTION OF THE WEEK: IF YOU COULD HAVE BEEN PRESENT FOR THE CREATION OF ANY SINGLE METAL ALBUM, WHICH ONE WOULD IT BE AND WHY? October 8th, 2010 at 3:30pm MetalSucks Banner Designed by Cysquatch Welcome to “Question of the Week,” […]
...And F*ck You Too 610 LIMP BIZKIT DETERMINED TO COVER, RUIN EVERY SONG EVER October 6th, 2010 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg In 1997 there was this girl that I was really […]
Barbarous Book Club 320 KIRK HAMMETT WRITING DICTATING AUTOBIOGRAPHY October 6th, 2010 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg The reason all the hair-metal autobiographies have been disappointing is […]
...And F*ck You Too 540 JASON NEWSTED IS GONNA BE ALRIGHT September 22nd, 2010 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg During a recent interview, Lars Ulrich stated that Metallica “did […]
\m/ 400 MY DAD LIKES BURZUM September 13th, 2010 at 12:20pm Axl Rosenberg If my father had utilized reverse psychology when I was […]
Cinemetal 270 THE ACACIA STRAIN WERE ONLY GOING TO MAKE YOU A SALAD September 1st, 2010 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Yesterday I praised whomever came up with the moniker for […]
What the...?? 560 MY, HOW THE TIMES HAVE CHANGED: NEW LIMP BIZKIT SONG HAS A GUITAR SOLO August 9th, 2010 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg People sometimes ask me why I spend so much time […]
Cinemetal 500 THE METALLICATS ARE PUSSIES, REGRET SOME KIND OF MONSTER July 21st, 2010 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg MetalSucks Uber-Tipster Hetal Bhatt sent us a link to this […]
Cinemetal 490 SO APPARENTLY BRENT HINDS IS ACTUALLY IN JONAH HEX June 21st, 2010 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg In case ya didn’t hear, Jonah Hex shit the bed […]
Editorials 560 WHAT’S WRONG WITH THIS (BIG FOUR) PICTURE? June 17th, 2010 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg So we had a lot of fun laughing about that […]
Editorials 660 SIXTEEN MEMBERS OF THE BIG FOUR ALL PRETENDED THEY LIKED ONE ANOTHER LONG ENOUGH TO TAKE THIS PHOTO June 16th, 2010 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg Tonight is the first of the European Big Four shows, […]
Cinemetal 600 MARILYN MANSON IS PLAYING A DEATH METAL SINGER June 11th, 2010 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg Last month is was announced that Marilyn Manson and the […]
Editorials 570 JAMES HETFIELD IS “A REBORN STRAIGHT EDGE” May 26th, 2010 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg I’ve always wanted to ask Brian “Head” Welch if the […]
Cinemetal 180 GET HIM TO THE DANE May 19th, 2010 at 9:30am Axl Rosenberg This clip, from the forthcoming Judd Apatow-produced comedy Get Him […]
Metal in the Media 410 METAL MADDOW’S REPUBLICAN NATIONAL DEATH METAL CONVENTION May 13th, 2010 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg I don’t watch Rachel Maddow’s MSNBC program on a regular […]
