Metal in the Media 0 We Appreciate Your Fandom, Lady Gaga, But You’re Not “The Next Iron Maiden” August 21st, 2015 at 10:40am Emperor Rhombus I mean, no offense. Neither am I.
Not Quite Metal? 0 Today in Non-Metal Celebs Doing Metal Things: Madonna Plays Led Zeppelin on Guitar, Lady Gaga Sings Van Halen’s “Panama” June 24th, 2015 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg Shoulda changed the words to “Gagama.”
Green Eggs and Slam 0 Which is more important, writing good songs or being rly good at ur instrument??? May 27th, 2015 at 3:00pm Sergeant D Sergeant D. wonders: why do metal fans seemingly fetishize technique over everything else, including good songwriting?
Worst Week Ever 0 In Which We Sent a Twerking Telegram October 3rd, 2014 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg This week’s top stories include Slipknot, Mastodon, Lady Gaga, and more.
Not Quite Metal? 0 Lady Gaga’s Favorite Metal Song is… October 3rd, 2014 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg SPOILER ALERT: It’s not a Maiden song (or a Babymetal song).
\m/ 0 Here’s a Photo of Babymetal with Lady Gaga (Wearing an Iron Maiden Shirt!) August 7th, 2014 at 2:30pm Vince Neilstein SO METAL!!!! GRRRRR!!!!
Question of the Week 0 Question Of The Week: Antichrist Supercar June 28th, 2013 at 4:30pm MetalSucks What’s your jam that pushes a car stereo to the point of explosion?
...And F*ck You Too 0 ALICE COOPER’S TRANSITION INTO A POST-MENOPAUSAL DRAG QUEEN IS COMPLETE! June 11th, 2012 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg I know what you’re asking: “What the fuck is a […]
Worst Week Ever 60 IN WHICH WE ACTUALLY AGREED WITH HITLER June 10th, 2011 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Maybe next week we’ll finally stop making fun of Morbid […]
Viral Vomit 860 Lady Gaga + Judas Priest = Lots of Angry Internet Nerds June 9th, 2011 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg Last month our own Leyla Ford admitted to being a […]
Worst Week Ever 140 IN WHICH WE CLOSED SHOP EARLY FOR MEMORIAL DAY WEEKEND May 27th, 2011 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg If you’re American, you already know it’s Memorial Day weekend, […]
Not Quite Metal? 1730 “HEAVY METAL LOVER”: LADY GAGA IS ONE OF US May 24th, 2011 at 12:00pm MetalSucks Every once in a while, I listen to, and enjoy, […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 130 IDOL REMAINS LIVE 9: VAN HALEN IS TRUTH, IDOL IS LIES May 6th, 2011 at 4:00pm Anso DF Don’t you love classic Van Halen? It’s amazing how that […]
Worst Week Ever 70 IN WHICH WE HANDED OVER THE KEYS TO THE MANSION TO A PAIR OF GOLDEN GODS April 22nd, 2011 at 5:10pm Axl Rosenberg No, seriously — COREY AND ANSO FUCKING KILLED IT THIS […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 230 IRON MAIDEN DRUMMER’S SPANK-BANK IS NOW FULL April 19th, 2011 at 10:00am Anso DF When word reached Lady Gaga last year that she’d been […]
Exclusive 710 “FIFTEEN THINGS YOU DIDN’T KNOW ABOUT KIRK WINDSTEIN,” BY KIRK WINDSTEIN February 7th, 2011 at 1:00pm MetalSucks Tomorrow sees the release of Crowbar’s new album, Sever the […]
What the...?? 370 THE WORST THING EVER OF THE EVER: CHRISTINA AGUILERA COVERS MARILYN MANSON November 29th, 2010 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg Actually, I don’t know if you could call this a […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 300 TRUST YOUR MASTERMIND: THE MONSTER MAGNET INTERVIEW November 4th, 2010 at 3:30pm Anso DF No one thinks of Monster Magnet music as overtly inspirational, […]
Worst Week Ever 80 IN WHICH WE ARE GONNA BE ON WSOU TOMORROW August 13th, 2010 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg FRIENDLY REMINDER: Vince and I are taking over WSOU tomorrow […]
Metal in the Media 770 LADY GAGA DANCES (BADLY) TO METALLICA’S “METAL MILITIA” August 10th, 2010 at 3:20pm Axl Rosenberg A very intelligent friend of mine tells me I’m wrong […]
