Hipsters Out Of Metal! 100 WHITESNAKE IN CONCERT: A TUTORIAL FOR THE FUTURE August 24th, 2011 at 5:00pm Anso DF Photos by Brian Schroeter Though hard rock has arrived at […]
Everyone's Replaceable 320 RHAPSODY OF FIRE ARE NOW THE L.A. GUNS OF POWER METAL August 17th, 2011 at 2:00pm Vince Neilstein Look up “bad business” in the dictionary and you’ll find […]
Worst Week Ever 20 IN WHICH WE LISTENED TO ANARCHIST STUFF January 14th, 2011 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg So 2011 is officially underway! I mean, we’re two full […]
Hair Metal Happy Hour 210 MOTLEY CRUE AND POISON TOURING TOGETHER? WHATEVER DID WE DO TO BE SO LUCKY? November 15th, 2010 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg According to Metal Undergound, Bret Michaels announced during a Canadian […]
Everyone's Replaceable 190 KEVIN DUBROW IS ROLLING IN HIS GRAVE September 13th, 2010 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg Kevin Dubrow is dead, and I think that most of […]
Music Dorkery 100 THE TRACK LIST FOR AXL’S UNREADABLE BAND LOGO HAIR METAL MIX August 18th, 2010 at 2:40pm Axl Rosenberg During Hair Metal Week here on MetalSucks, the prize for […]
Question of the Week 450 QUESTION OF THE WEEK: WHICH HAIR METAL BAND FROM THE ’80S BEST STANDS THE TEST OF TIME IN 2010? July 23rd, 2010 at 4:30pm MetalSucks Banner Designed by Cysquatch Welcome to “Question of the Week,” […]
Br00tal-lists 110 METALSUCKS AND BRING BACK GLAM! PRESENT THE TEN BEST MUST-HAVE GLAM METAL ALBUMS: THE FINAL COUNTDOWN July 23rd, 2010 at 3:00pm Anso DF One day mankind will go extinct and the remains of […]
Cinemetal 230 THE SAD ATTEMPTS OF HAIR METAL BANDS TO BE MODERN AND RELEVANT July 23rd, 2010 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg After grunge got so popular that MTV’s 120 Minutes and […]
Hair Metal Happy Hour 160 CLEARLY, THIS IS GOING TO BE THE BEST BOOK EVER WRITTEN June 7th, 2010 at 11:45am Axl Rosenberg Tracii Guns is working on his autobiography. This is easily […]
\m/ 470 WHOLE LOTTA LOVE: AN ALL-STAR TRIBUTE TO FAT CHICKS! June 2nd, 2010 at 1:00pm Vince Neilstein A compilation that combines my love of metal with my […]
Scraping Genius Off The Wheel 370 CRO-MAGS FOUNDER COMPARES BAND TO BLACK SABBATH — “BUT ON A MUCH MUCH SMALLER LEVEL” May 19th, 2010 at 3:30pm Gary Suarez The thorny history of New York hardcore pioneers Cro-Mags can’t […]
Hair Metal Happy Hour 30 HEH HEH, HE SAID “JIZZY” April 5th, 2010 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg Of all the 654 singers L.A. Guns has had over […]
Hair Metal Happy Hour 50 NEW HAIR METAL FEST TO TAKE PLACE AT THE ZOO April 1st, 2010 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg So Rocklahoma, the once cock-rockalicious festival, may be a wash […]
Metal Jewery 380 YOUR ANNUAL REMINDER THAT METALLICA WROTE A SONG ABOUT THE PASSOVER STORY March 29th, 2010 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Passover starts at sundown tonight! If you’re like me and […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 180 THE BLABBERMOUTH HEADLINE GAME: TESTAMENT EDITION March 4th, 2010 at 3:30pm Anso DF I love Blabbermouth cuz it rules and it’s easier than […]
Hair Metal Happy Hour 150 OBVIOUS WARRANT PUN HERE March 3rd, 2010 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg Man oh man, Jani Lane’s life just keeps getting better […]
Book Reviews 120 SHERIFF McCOY SHOULD SURRENDER BADGE : HANOI ROCKS GUITARIST AUTOBIOGRAPHY A MESS February 17th, 2010 at 11:30am Corey Mitchell I really wanted to like this book. I really did. […]
Lick My Label 300 JIM FLORENTINE (OF THAT METAL SHOW) SIGNS WITH FAVORED NATIONS February 5th, 2010 at 3:20pm Vince Neilstein L.A. Guns (the Tracii Guns version) were just the first […]
Lick My Label 30 A LESS-THAN-FAVORED NATION February 3rd, 2010 at 11:28am Vince Neilstein Let’s play a little game. Which of the following does […]