New Stuff 0 Pastors of Muppets Offer Brass Band Covers of Metallica, Iron Maiden, Pantera, Machine Head, and More November 26th, 2014 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg And its pretty good, too!
Punishing Pictorials 0 More Motivational Posters Based on Metal Lyrics November 13th, 2014 at 12:00pm Vince Neilstein Lyrics by Opeth, Behemoth, Death, Rage Against the Machine and more never felt so inspiring!
Friday 5 0 Friday 5: Five Bassists That Matter in 2014 October 24th, 2014 at 4:30pm MetalSucks Bassists useless? Pfft, everybody knows that like .05% are not :)
Worst Week Ever 0 In Which We Defended Nu-Metal September 26th, 2014 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg This week’s top stories include At the Gates, Korn, AC/DC, and more.
Overground 0 In Defense of Nu-Metal September 23rd, 2014 at 4:30pm MetalSucks Our new columnist takes Axl and Vince to task for their ongoing treatment of metal’s most maligned subgenre.
Tour de Force 0 Twenty Years Later, Remembering a Tragedy: Korn to Perform Entire Debut Album at Festivals September 22nd, 2014 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg The PRP reports that a new interview with radio station WMMR, […]
Friday 5 0 Friday 5: Five Korn Jams You Can Love (Secretly) September 19th, 2014 at 4:30pm MetalSucks It’s not the song’s fault that its performers suck.
Music Dorkery 0 Isolated Bass Tracks Help Us Further Ponder the Question: “Do Bassists Matter?” September 12th, 2014 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg Slappin’ da bass.
Br00tal-lists 0 Today’s List Over Which to Argue: Revolver‘s Ten Nu-Metal Albums You Need to Own September 10th, 2014 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg My list is considerably different from theirs. What about yours?
Punishing Pictorials 0 If Everything Goes Well, We Might Be Showin’ You Our Metal O Face August 29th, 2014 at 3:20pm MetalSucks Also known as “heavy metal vinegar strokes.”
Cinemetal 0 Korn Take on “Haters” in New Crowd-Sourced Music Video About Bullying August 21st, 2014 at 3:30pm Vince Neilstein In which Vince attempts not to bad-mouth the band.
\m/ 0 The Korniest Marriage Proposal of All Time August 5th, 2014 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg Dude proposes to his lady on-stage at a Korn concert.
...And F*ck You Too 0 Simon Le Bon Hears Asking Alexandria/Korn Cover of Duran Duran, Offs Himself July 23rd, 2014 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg Tragic
Haterade 0 “Hater”: You Won’t Ever Bring Korn Down, But You May Inspire Them to Write a Horrible Song June 23rd, 2014 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg Korn’s mommies says all the mean kids are just jealous because they’re so handsome.
Worst Week Ever 0 In Which We Beat Ourselves Up May 23rd, 2014 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg This week’s top stories include Behemoth, Wovenwar, Cynic, The Black Dahlia Murder, and more.
Tim Lambesis Trial 0 Korn’s Brian “Head” Welch Has Some Thoughts About As I Lay Dying’s Tim Lambesis May 22nd, 2014 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg Includes the abbreviation “LOL.”
Tour de Force 0 Korn Chicken Out of Playing Ukraine May 15th, 2014 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg Oh, you’re just gonna let a little international conflict stop you? Pussies!
The Webernets 0 What if Skymall Sold Metal Merch? May 14th, 2014 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg I will take one Cannibal Corpse 2014 Kia Sedona, please.
This Sucks 0 R.I.P. H.R. Giger May 13th, 2014 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg The legendary artist has died at age 74.
