Br00tal-lists 300 METALSUCKS & BRING BACK GLAM! PRESENT THE TEN BEST MUST-HAVE GLAM METAL ALBUMS: DAY TWO July 21st, 2010 at 3:00pm Anso DF We now rejoin Allyson B. Crawford (Bring Back Glam!) and […]
Black Metal Brunch 160 BLACK METAL BRUNCH: THE BRING BACK GLAM EDITION July 18th, 2010 at 10:15am MetalSucks Axls ands Vince saids Is haves to dos this. Is […]
Black Collar Workers 210 REMEMBER THE KISS/PSYCHO CIRCUS VIDEO GAME? YEAH, ME NEITHER. July 9th, 2010 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg It’s entirely possible that I stayed up way past my […]
The Webernets 120 REJECTED VERSIONS OF ALBUM ART FOR METALLICA & GN’R May 27th, 2010 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg Well, no, not really. The reliably hilarious Cracked sometimes holds […]
Cinemetal 80 GENE SIMMONS TOO BUTCH FOR A&E? May 12th, 2010 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg As I understand it, Family Jewels, the show about Gene […]
Interviews 230 BUZZ OSBORNE: THE METALSUCKS INTERVIEW (PART TWO) May 10th, 2010 at 4:00pm Gary Suarez If you haven’t read Part One of my interview with […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 190 JOHN 5: THE METALSUCKS INTERVIEW April 21st, 2010 at 2:30pm Anso DF There are two reasons that a John 5 interview could […]
Black Collar Workers 100 ALL TOO EASY April 12th, 2010 at 10:30am MetalSucks The Wall Street Journal is reporting that Gene Simmons has […]
The Webernets 490 VAPID POP STAR DEEMS HORSE THE BAND “TOO EMO,” MEGADETH “DOPE” March 22nd, 2010 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg Full confession: until about an hour ago, I had no […]
Br00tal-lists 530 BOB COCK MULLS OVER METAL’S ROOTS, SOUNDS LIKE AN OLD MAN March 19th, 2010 at 2:30pm MetalSucks Nowadays, classic metal seems all the rage — some cool […]
Editorials 880 The Looks That Kill: God Forbid’s Doc Coyle on the Role of Image in Music March 17th, 2010 at 4:30pm MetalSucks I am going to assume that a decent portion of […]
Hair Metal Happy Hour 240 STRYPER BETRAY THEIR LORD AND SAVIOR, COVER SONGS BY JEWS AND HOMOSEXUALS March 10th, 2010 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg If the you young ‘uns don’t know Stryper, well, they […]
Laugh At Others' Misfortunes 150 (THE REAL) NICK SIMMONS COMMENTS ON PLAGIARISM ACCUSATIONS March 2nd, 2010 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg Last week the publication of Nick “Son of Gene” Simmons’ […]
Laugh At Others' Misfortunes 310 GENE SIMMONS’ APPLE DIDN’T FALL VERY FAR FROM THE TREE February 26th, 2010 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg SHOCKER! Gene Simmons’ son, Nick, is a total prick! I […]
What the...?? 180 A PRODUCT SO USELESS YOU’D SWEAR GENE SIMMONS WAS BEHIND IT February 25th, 2010 at 4:15pm Vince Neilstein Gene Simmons is the lowest of the low when it […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 570 I WAS MADE FOR LOATHING KISS, BABY January 29th, 2010 at 10:14am Anso DF I don’t want to jinx it, but lately it seems […]
Reunion Mania 60 GO GO GODFLESH! November 30th, 2009 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg How the fuck did I completely miss the news that […]
\m/ 130 MINI KISS > REAL KISS November 13th, 2009 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg I don’t think we’ve ever talked about Mini Kiss on […]
Laugh At Others' Misfortunes 710 WHO SAID ANYTHING ABOUT BEING A DECENT HUMAN BEING? October 22nd, 2009 at 12:00pm Vince Neilstein Q: What’s even more tasteless than making fun of cancer? […]
\m/ 320 JONAH ROCKS: EVEN MORE ADORABLE THAN HATRED September 25th, 2009 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg If I had a biological clock, I’d worry that’s it’s […]