The Webernets 40 YEAH, BUT JEAN SIMMONS WAS MANLIER May 10th, 2011 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg -AR [via The Chive]
Worst Week Ever 70 IN WHICH WE HANDED OVER THE KEYS TO THE MANSION TO A PAIR OF GOLDEN GODS April 22nd, 2011 at 5:10pm Axl Rosenberg No, seriously — COREY AND ANSO FUCKING KILLED IT THIS […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 310 KISS: PAUL STANLEY IS PARTIALLY DEAF April 19th, 2011 at 4:00pm Anso DF I spend a sizable portion of my life thrashing the […]
...And F*ck You Too 270 OMG YOU GUYS I JUST THOUGHT OF THE SECOND-BEST TRIO EVER March 24th, 2011 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg I’m a little less excited about this one… but, still, […]
Cinemetal 300 COOL AS ICE: A CINEMETAL CLASSIC? March 14th, 2011 at 5:00pm MetalSucks There are a lot of metal and metal-related movies out […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 110 STEEL PANTHER FAIL March 4th, 2011 at 3:20pm Anso DF We’ve all seen a movie in which a monster or […]
Exclusive 710 “FIFTEEN THINGS YOU DIDN’T KNOW ABOUT KIRK WINDSTEIN,” BY KIRK WINDSTEIN February 7th, 2011 at 1:00pm MetalSucks Tomorrow sees the release of Crowbar’s new album, Sever the […]
Music Dorkery 420 METAL MAKES EVERYTHING BETTER January 24th, 2011 at 1:00pm MetalSucks Admit it: this picture makes you SO FUCKING HAPPY. Recently, […]
Worst Week Ever 20 IN WHICH WE HAD AN APPETITE FOR DECONSTRUCTION November 19th, 2010 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Allow me to shill for a beat before the weekend: […]
Vicious Vacation 130 TRAVELING IN THE NAME OF METAL [AND OTHER MUSIC] October 20th, 2010 at 3:20pm MetalSucks My family likes to travel. My first time on a […]
Hair Metal Happy Hour 40 DEE SNIDER GIVES HIS REGARDS TO BROADWAY October 1st, 2010 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg Sebastian Bach and, to a somewhat lesser extent, Corey Glover […]
Black Collar Workers 280 IN CASE THERE WAS ANY DOUBT, THESE PEOPLE MAKE MORE MONEY THAN YOU DO September 28th, 2010 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg The Smoking Gun has posted a list of the per-gig […]
Editorials 760 DOES KISS STILL MATTER? September 10th, 2010 at 3:30pm MetalSucks On Saturday night, I ventured deep into the heart of […]
Worst Week Ever 80 IN WHICH WE ARE GONNA BE ON WSOU TOMORROW August 13th, 2010 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg FRIENDLY REMINDER: Vince and I are taking over WSOU tomorrow […]
Show Reviews 240 KISS PUT THE “ASS” IN “MASSACHUSETTS” August 10th, 2010 at 2:40pm MetalSucks When you go to a KISS show, you expect certain […]
Br00tal-lists 300 METALSUCKS & BRING BACK GLAM! PRESENT THE TEN BEST MUST-HAVE GLAM METAL ALBUMS: DAY TWO July 21st, 2010 at 3:00pm Anso DF We now rejoin Allyson B. Crawford (Bring Back Glam!) and […]
Black Metal Brunch 160 BLACK METAL BRUNCH: THE BRING BACK GLAM EDITION July 18th, 2010 at 10:15am MetalSucks Axls ands Vince saids Is haves to dos this. Is […]
Black Collar Workers 210 REMEMBER THE KISS/PSYCHO CIRCUS VIDEO GAME? YEAH, ME NEITHER. July 9th, 2010 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg It’s entirely possible that I stayed up way past my […]
The Webernets 120 REJECTED VERSIONS OF ALBUM ART FOR METALLICA & GN’R May 27th, 2010 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg Well, no, not really. The reliably hilarious Cracked sometimes holds […]
Cinemetal 80 GENE SIMMONS TOO BUTCH FOR A&E? May 12th, 2010 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg As I understand it, Family Jewels, the show about Gene […]