Metal Gear 0 Kirk Hammett Releasing “Ghoul Screamer” Pedal On Halloween September 28th, 2015 at 2:30pm Emperor Rhombus What a dork. What an awesome, awesome dork.
Tweet Twat 0 Dave Mustaine Says He Wouldn’t Re-Join Metallica, is Clearly Full of Shit August 24th, 2015 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg It’s leakin’ out yer ears again, Davey boy.
Laugh At Others' Misfortunes 0 Today in Metallica: David Bowie Loves Lulu, Kirk Hammett Loses 250 Riffs, Band May Have Chosen a Producer April 20th, 2015 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg May have ACTUALLY chosen a producer, that is.
The Webernets 0 Today in Metallica: Kirk Hammett Plays with Meshuggah Live, Stone Sour Cover “Creeping Death” April 14th, 2015 at 2:30pm Vince Neilstein Because people love Metallica.
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Kirk Hammett Verifies That Metallica Will Allow Fans to Listen to Their New Album April 8th, 2015 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg Also, the album will contain songs!
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 And the Producer of the New Metallica Album is… April 1st, 2015 at 11:24am Axl Rosenberg WHOA! Nobody saw this coming.
Black Collar Workers 0 Metallica Release Free Live Recording of Corporate Gig Just as New Book Claims They’ve Made “Disastrous” Financial Investments March 20th, 2015 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg Authors assert that the band’s “over the past decade [Metallica’s profit] margins will undoubtedly have taken a hammering.”
The Criterion Contention 0 The Criterion Contention: Metallica’s Master of Puppets Vs. The Black Album March 3rd, 2015 at 3:00pm MetalSucks The inaugural edition of our new series kicks off with a debate as to which of these two classic Metallica albums is truly superior.
\m/ 0 Metallica Have a Touring Washing Machine March 2nd, 2015 at 1:30pm Vince Neilstein This is not a Photoshop.
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Metallica May Never Record Their New Album December 12th, 2014 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg JESUS CHRIST JUST BREAK UP ALREADY.
Cinemetal 0 Watch Three Minutes of Metallica’s Some Kind of Monster Retrospective Documentary, This Monster Lives November 21st, 2014 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg A documentary about a documentary.
The 25 Best Metal Bands of All Time! 0 The 25 Best Metal Bands of All Time, #4: Metallica November 11th, 2014 at 3:00pm Vince Neilstein Everyone assumed they’d be #1! Everyone was wrong! (But they still did really well.)
Cinemetal 0 Metallica’s Some Kind of Monster Coming to Blu-ray September 24th, 2014 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg So that’s a relief.
New Stuff 0 Stream the New Exodus Song “Salt the Wound,” featuring Special Guest Kirk Hammett and Returning Vocalist Steve “Zetro” Souza September 9th, 2014 at 11:30am Vince Neilstein Hammett gonna be Hammett!
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 The New Exodus Album Will Feature Guest Appearances by Members of Metallica, Testament… and Gorillaz! September 3rd, 2014 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg Unexpected, but definitely cool.
Worst Week Ever 0 In Which We Denied Playing Drums on the New Slipknot Album August 15th, 2014 at 5:10pm Vince Neilstein We recap the week’s top stories!
Moppet Metal 0 Babymetal Meet Unlocking the Truth, Universe Explodes August 11th, 2014 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg Also: Kirk Hammett from Metallica!
Worst Week Ever 0 In Which We Rode the Lightning August 1st, 2014 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg This week’s top stories include Dream Theater, Meshuggah, Dragonforce, and more.
Retrospective 0 Metallica’s Ride the Lightning 30th Anniversary: Our Entire Retrospective in One Place July 31st, 2014 at 10:00am MetalSucks Ride the retrospective.
Retrospective 0 Metallica’s Ride the Lightning, The 30th Anniversary: “Creeping Death” July 30th, 2014 at 4:00pm Vince Neilstein A story about the Jewish holiday of Passover that also has one of the most iconic intro riffs of all time.
