Metal Merch 520 GET READY FOR THE MONOTONY OF METALLICA MONOPOLY June 8th, 2011 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg When I was a kid, Monopoly was always known as […]
The Top 25 Modern Metal Guitarists 1510 #1: KIRK HAMMETT (METALLICA) June 6th, 2011 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg MetalSucks recently polled its staff to determine who are The […]
Music Dorkery 60 WAH-CHICKA-WAH-WAH March 14th, 2011 at 2:30pm Vince Neilstein No guitar pedal is more well-known and widely used (or […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 320 PLAY GUITAR OKAY GET LAID TODAY March 3rd, 2011 at 2:00pm Anso DF Not you after today In the past few years, my […]
Worst Week Ever 20 IN WHICH WE HAD AN APPETITE FOR DECONSTRUCTION November 19th, 2010 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Allow me to shill for a beat before the weekend: […]
F-F-F-Feudin' 400 AND SO HAMMETTGATE COMES TO A CONCLUSION November 18th, 2010 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg We’ve all had a good laugh at the expense of […]
Viral Vomit 120 THE KIRK HAMMETT BABY KICKING REMIX IS HERE! November 17th, 2010 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg When I wrote about the recent Kirk Hammett kid-kicking incident […]
Laugh At Others' Misfortunes 430 KIRK HAMMETT KICKED A LITTLE KID November 15th, 2010 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg I haven’t seen Metallica live since 2006 (and after watching […]
Viral Vomit 470 SLOW RIDE THE LIGHTNING October 13th, 2010 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg Remember how that slowed-down Justin Bieber track inspired our very […]
Question of the Week 1290 QUESTION OF THE WEEK: IF YOU COULD HAVE BEEN PRESENT FOR THE CREATION OF ANY SINGLE METAL ALBUM, WHICH ONE WOULD IT BE AND WHY? October 8th, 2010 at 3:30pm MetalSucks Banner Designed by Cysquatch Welcome to “Question of the Week,” […]
...And F*ck You Too 610 LIMP BIZKIT DETERMINED TO COVER, RUIN EVERY SONG EVER October 6th, 2010 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg In 1997 there was this girl that I was really […]
Barbarous Book Club 320 KIRK HAMMETT WRITING DICTATING AUTOBIOGRAPHY October 6th, 2010 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg The reason all the hair-metal autobiographies have been disappointing is […]
Cinemetal 370 SOOOOOOOO? DID EVERYONE ENJOY THE RETURN OF METALOCALYPSE? September 27th, 2010 at 1:09am Axl Rosenberg So I know it’s unusual for us to post at […]
Cinemetal 270 THE ACACIA STRAIN WERE ONLY GOING TO MAKE YOU A SALAD September 1st, 2010 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Yesterday I praised whomever came up with the moniker for […]
What the...?? 560 MY, HOW THE TIMES HAVE CHANGED: NEW LIMP BIZKIT SONG HAS A GUITAR SOLO August 9th, 2010 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg People sometimes ask me why I spend so much time […]
Cinemetal 370 ENCORE PERFORMANCES: A GUIDE TO THE BIG FOUR LIVE BY SATELLITE June 23rd, 2010 at 12:20pm Anso DF Hey Suckfaces, the Big Four live in Sofia, Bulgaria concert/movie […]
Editorials 660 SIXTEEN MEMBERS OF THE BIG FOUR ALL PRETENDED THEY LIKED ONE ANOTHER LONG ENOUGH TO TAKE THIS PHOTO June 16th, 2010 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg Tonight is the first of the European Big Four shows, […]
Music Dorkery 80 JEFF LOOMIS RECOMMENDS MASTERTRACKS18 April 28th, 2010 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg So we had a lot of fun hanging out Nevermore’s […]
What the...?? 160 ENTER SOCKMAN April 22nd, 2010 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg Is it possible that Lars Ulrich is such a douche […]
F-F-F-Feudin' 820 REB BEACH VS. KIRK HAMMETT: LET THE INTERNET MESSAGE BOARD FIGHTS COMMENCE! April 5th, 2010 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg Do people really compare Reb Beach’s guitar playing to that […]
