Rampant Rumors 0 METALLICA TO PLAY WWE SUMMER SLAM? June 27th, 2012 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg So as my headline clever suggests, word around the campfire […]
Barbarous Book Club 0 KIRK HAMMETT HIRED SOMEONE TO TAKE PHOTOGRAPHS OF STUFF HE OWNS SO HE COULD SELL YOU A BOOK June 20th, 2012 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg Kirk Hammett has more money than you do, and one […]
Greatest Hits 0 50 Metal and Hard Rock Musicians’ Yearbook Photos May 30th, 2012 at 4:00pm MetalSucks DIMEBAG 0 Metal and Hard Rock Musicians’ Yearbook Photos” width=”321″ […]
Black Collar Workers 0 POOR METALLICA CAN’T LIVE OFF OF ALBUM ROYALTIES ALONE ANYMORE May 22nd, 2012 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg So you think your favorite underground bands are the only […]
...And F*ck You Too 0 METALLICA BUTCHER “STRUGGLE WITHIN” LIVE FOR THE FIRST TIME May 9th, 2012 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg Metallica performed The Black Album in-full in Prague last week, […]
Metal Merch 0 LOOK AT THIS CONCEPT ART FROM METALLICA’S ABANDONED VIDEO GAME April 4th, 2012 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg I’ve never heard this before, but apparently back in ’03, […]
The Webernets 0 YNGWIE MALMSTEEN HAS ALWAYS HAD GOOD TASTE March 13th, 2012 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg Well, this is kinda fun/funny. In 1994, Guitar World administered a […]
Reunion Mania 80 KIRK HAMMETT RE-JOINED EXODUS (FOR ONE SONG) February 6th, 2012 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg Hard to believe, but Paul Baloff, who many still consider […]
New Stuff 630 GET ON THE METALLICA “HATE TRAIN” December 6th, 2011 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg Hate is a train That thunders aimless through my head […]
Br00tal-lists 510 ANALYSIS: ROLLING STONE NAMES 100 GREATEST GUITARISTS December 5th, 2011 at 2:30pm Anso DF We at MetalSucks have dealt with the paradoxes involved with […]
Greatest Hits 1230 Loutallica’s LuLu: The MetalSucks Reviews October 31st, 2011 at 5:00pm MetalSucks Thanks to HunterMC for the LULZy pic. Three years ago […]
Laugh At Others' Misfortunes 210 AT LEAST JAMES HETFIELD STILL HAS A SENSE OF HUMOR October 26th, 2011 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg Is Lulu just the world’s greatest troll? Even if it […]
\m/ 240 VINTAGE INTERVIEWS WITH JAMES HETFIELD, SCOTT IAN, KIRK HAMMETT, AND METAL FANS PROVIDE EPIC LULZ October 13th, 2011 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg Holy shit, this is at least the second funniest thing […]
...And F*ck You Too 420 Lars Ulrich’s Mouth Is Still Writing Checks His Music Can’t Cash October 3rd, 2011 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg I don’t know why anyone would trust anything Metallica has […]
New Stuff 1000 OBLIGATORY POST ABOUT LOUTALLICA’S “THE VIEW” (FULL SONG) September 26th, 2011 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg Loutallica, left to right: Rob Trujillo, Lars Ulrich, James Hetfield, […]
Tour de Force 200 MORE CHIMAIRA TOUR DATES; ALSO, ROB ARNOLD > KIRK HAMMETT September 21st, 2011 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg My fellow Chimairicans: I’ve got good news and really good […]
Greatest Hits 3520 RIGHT NOW: MetalSucks & Metal Injection Live Snark The Big Four!!! September 14th, 2011 at 3:47pm MetalSucks We have successfully arrived at Yankee Stadium and are sitting […]
The Webernets 560 HOW IS LOU REED THE SECOND YOUNGEST LOOKING DUDE IN THIS PHOTO? August 18th, 2011 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg The official website for the upcoming Metallica/Lou Reed collaboration has […]
Album of the Day 460 ALBUM OF THE DAY — SPAWN: THE ALBUM July 25th, 2011 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg If memory serves, the Spawn movie which came out in […]
Upcoming Bullsh*t 710 METALLICA MADE A RECORD WITH LOU REED June 16th, 2011 at 12:23am Axl Rosenberg Sorry to post at such an odd hour, but this […]
