Worst Week Ever 40 IN WHICH WE WERE COOL AS ICE March 18th, 2011 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Oh my fuck, you guys, IT IS 71 DEGREES OUTSIDE. […]
...And F*ck You Too 760 KID ROCK IS A TRUE CONFEDERATE March 15th, 2011 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg Kid Rock (his real name is fucking “Bob”) is, once […]
Black Collar Workers 310 BECAUSE KID ROCK FANS WOULD GET THEIR PIZZA FROM LITTLE CAESAR’S November 30th, 2010 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg Pizza pizza. The best description of Domino’s pizza I’ve ever […]
Necessary Roughness 290 UNNECESSARY ROUGHNESS WITH THE RED CHORD’S GREG WEEKS: HOW THE NFL’S BIGGEST LOSERS CAN CLAW THEIR WAY BACK TO THE TOP October 4th, 2010 at 5:00pm MetalSucks So, the regular season is a quarter of the way […]
Greatest Hits 3220 What is UR Favorite Classic Nu-Metal Band?? September 29th, 2010 at 3:00pm Sergeant D Unless you count current metalcore bands with a wiggerish slant […]
New Stuff 80 HEARD A THIRD OF SLASH’S SLASH? March 24th, 2010 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg There are now six songs* available online from Slash’s Slash, […]
New Stuff 150 SNAP JUDGMENTS OF SLASH’S NEW ALBUM BASED ON THIRTY SECOND SONG SAMPLES March 17th, 2010 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg So the Australian branch of iTunes has apparently uploaded thirty-second […]
Upcoming Bullsh*t 310 DAVE GROHL, CHRIS CORNELL TO HELP SLASH MOUTH RAPE HIS LEGACY November 11th, 2009 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg The Starbucks Incident Yes, I am going to continue to […]
Br00tal-lists 340 35 OTHER CRAZY FISTS October 2nd, 2009 at 12:00pm MetalSucks In honor of Alaskan metalcore band 36 Crazyfists’ new DVD, […]
What the...?? 380 HOW THE F*CK IS UNCLE KRACKER NOT IN PRISON RIGHT NOW? July 28th, 2009 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg I just got a press release that Kid Rock’s boyfriend, […]
...And F*ck You Too 560 IF KID ROCK WENT TO IRAQ, WHY DIDN’T WE MAKE HIM STAY THERE? March 24th, 2009 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg Let me begin this post by saying I am not […]
Editorials 690 FAILED EXPERIMENTS IN HUMAN CREATIVITY: THE INSANE CLOWN POSSE EDITION February 2nd, 2009 at 10:00am Vince Neilstein Readers of this site with a fine attention to detail […]
Tour de Force 420 AT LEAST YOU CAN LEAVE BEFORE DISTURBED GO ON January 15th, 2009 at 11:08am Axl Rosenberg When it was announced last month that Killswitch Engage would […]
Reviews 480 Chinese Democracy: The MetalSucks Review November 26th, 2008 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg HOLY FUCKING SHIT, have you guys read the liner notes […]
Neilstein Soundscam 210 BIG SALES WEEK FOR THE FACELESS, DIR EN GREY, BEHEMOTH November 19th, 2008 at 4:49pm Vince Neilstein All is not lost in the world of metal; in […]
Neilstein Soundscam 230 METALLICA IS LAUGHING ALL THE WAY TO THE BANK October 1st, 2008 at 4:14pm Vince Neilstein Lord knows we are completely sick of talking about Metallica […]
Neilstein Soundscam 1110 THE GAME ROBS SLIPKNOT OF THE #1 ALBUM SPOT… BY 13 COPIES! September 3rd, 2008 at 11:49am Vince Neilstein It seemed as if Slipknot was destined for their first-ever […]
Cinemetal 370 IF YOU STAB YOURSELF IN THE EYES AND EARS, THE NEW METALLICA VIDEO IS ACTUALLY PRETTY ENJOYABLE September 2nd, 2008 at 11:12am Axl Rosenberg Back when the video for “One” came out, it seemed […]
Worst Week Ever 60 IN WHICH DISTURBED AND DILLINGER ESCAPE PLAN ADDED YET MORE FUEL TO THE FIRE July 2nd, 2008 at 9:47pm Vince Neilstein Happy July 4th, everyone. Axl and I are closing down […]
Neilstein Soundscam 120 HOLY SH*T! SOME ROCK RECORDS ACTUALLY SOLD THIS WEEK! July 2nd, 2008 at 7:56pm Vince Neilstein Maybe the CD isn’t a dying format after all. Actually, […]
