Tour de Force 0 Nickelback and Kid Rock Co-Headlining Tour Will Be the Biggest Gathering of Divorced Dads Ever November 12th, 2024 at 4:14pm Hesher Keenan With enough alimony payments to feed the homeless, for sure.
F-F-F-Feudin' 0 Kid Rock Got Real Butthurt Over a Stephen King Tweet October 9th, 2024 at 3:18pm Hesher Keenan This is a real contender for most 2024 headline ever.
Pummeling Politics 0 Kid Rock Attends College Football Game With Donald Trump October 1st, 2024 at 12:07pm Haela Huntress American Dumbass
Pummeling Politics 0 Kid Rock Says He’s a Trump Supporter Because He Already “Had the Money in the Bank” September 23rd, 2024 at 9:37am Haela Huntress From ‘Devil Without a Cause’ to Dipshit With a Stupid Cause
Pummeling Politics 0 Kid Rock to Bring His Grift to the RNC’s Final Night with Scheduled Performance July 18th, 2024 at 4:07pm Hesher Keenan Natch.
News 0 Kid Rock Admits in New Interview: “I’m Part of the Problem” May 21st, 2024 at 11:13am Haela Huntress Kid Rock admits he’s adding to the political divide
Laugh At Others' Misfortunes 0 Tucker Carlson Opening for Kid Rock is as Cringey as You’d Expect April 8th, 2024 at 11:36am Hesher Keenan Because nothing says “rock show” like Tucker Carlson.
...And F*ck You Too 0 Kid Rock Gives Up the Grift, Says His Bullsh*t Bud Light Boycott is Over December 12th, 2023 at 11:55am Hesher Keenan What a joke.
...And F*ck You Too 0 Kid Rock Forgets the Meaning of Hypocrisy By Enjoying a Cold Bud Light August 18th, 2023 at 1:56pm Hesher Keenan The grift goes on.
...And F*ck You Too 0 Kid Rock’s Hilariously Dumb Anti-Trans Tweet Proves He’s a Massive Snowflake April 4th, 2023 at 1:55pm Hesher Keenan Those cans must have had it comin’.
New Stuff 0 Kid Rock Still Loves Jesus, America and Guns in Terrible New Music Video September 13th, 2022 at 3:49pm Em Shadows He’s not getting any more likable.
Laugh At Others' Misfortunes 0 Watch: Kid Rock Fan Takes the Stage, Gets Tackled By Security After Set Gets Canceled Due to Weather July 24th, 2022 at 8:07am Emperor Rhombus Now it’s a party!
...And F*ck You Too 0 Kid Rock Posts Meme Insulting LGBTQ+ Military Personnel on July 4th July 5th, 2022 at 9:57am Emperor Rhombus The author of “Don’t Tell Me How to Live” tells people how to live on a holiday celebrating American freedom.
...And F*ck You Too 0 Kid Rock and Prince Were Apparently Huge Dicks to Steve-O April 29th, 2022 at 1:46pm Emperor Rhombus One kicked him, the other just turned up his nose.
What the...?? 0 Watch: Kid Rock Opens Show With Video Announcement from Trump: “All of You Are Truly the Backbone Our Great Country” April 9th, 2022 at 7:58am Emperor Rhombus The Great Pumpkin looks like he’s never been to a concert in his life.
Pummeling Politics 0 Kid Rock: Donald Trump Asked Me for Advice on North Korea and ISIS March 22nd, 2022 at 2:09pm Phil Boozeman “It’s simple, Mr. President. We merely bawitdaba da bang da bang diggy diggy diggy.”
Crush You 0 Ted Nugent Thinks Kid Rock Is an “Entrepreneur” Who’s “Unbelievably Creative In His Art” and “Surrounds Himself with Virtuosos” March 13th, 2022 at 9:27am Emperor Rhombus He ignores Kid Rock’s blatant history of drinking and weed-smoking.
Lolz 0 Kid Rock Is So Unoriginal, He Made the Same Bad Music Video All Over Again March 11th, 2022 at 1:30pm Emperor Rhombus Like an ever-flowing shart.
Br00tal-lists 0 12 Embarrassing Albums That Everyone Owned Back In The Day February 14th, 2022 at 12:30pm Emperor Rhombus Here are 12 albums you owned but always felt the need to explain when someone found them.
...And F*ck You Too 0 Tucker Carlson Will Send a Documentary Crew Along With Kid Rock on Tour January 30th, 2022 at 9:28am Emperor Rhombus An echo chamber of anuses.
