What the...?? 0 Oy: Dave Lombardo Used the Phrase “Can You Imagine if One of Us Was Dead?” Just a Day Before Jeff Hanneman Passed Away May 7th, 2013 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg Talk about shit luck.
...And F*ck You Too 0 The Westboro Baptist Church Will Employ Most Powerful Weapon in God’s Arsenal to Picket Jeff Hanneman’s Funeral May 6th, 2013 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg Specifically: PARODY LYRICS.
Worst Week Ever 0 In Which a Great Reign Came to Its Conclusion May 3rd, 2013 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg . This week’s playlist features songs with music AND lyrics written by Jeff Hanneman.
\m/ 0 Must-Listen: Slayer and Pap Smear Demos Featuring Jeff Hanneman on Vocals May 3rd, 2013 at 12:00pm MetalSucks If he’d played in one of the hardcore bands he loved, he would have made a respectable punk singer.
...And F*ck You Too 0 The Westboro Baptist Church Collectively Sucks Jeff Hanneman’s Cock in Hell May 3rd, 2013 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg Worthless flakes of dried-up shit claim God killed the Slayer guitarist.
This Sucks 0 More Members of the Metal Community Reacts to Jeff Hanneman’s Passing May 3rd, 2013 at 10:30am MetalSucks Members of Metallica, Megadeth, Anthrax, Machine Head, Guns N’ Roses, Hatebreed, and Suffocation mourn the loss of a legend.
This Sucks 0 The Metal Community Reacts to Jeff Hanneman’s Passing May 2nd, 2013 at 7:29pm Vince Neilstein Testament, Mike Portnoy, Tommy Victory, Dino Cazares, 3 Inches of Blood and other metal celebrities react to Jeff Hanneman’s death.
Everyone's Replaceable 0 BREAKING: Tom Araya to Sit Out Slayer’s Summer Tour, Leaving Kerry King as Sole Original Member; Jason Newsted Announced as Temporary Replacement April 1st, 2013 at 11:24am Axl Rosenberg Kerry King finally just goes ahead and pulls an Axl Rose.
Worst Week Ever 0 In Which Creationists Drank Jizz March 29th, 2013 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Check out this week’s top stories, as well as a video of a naked fat dude attacking a member of the Westboro County Church.
Everyone's Replaceable 0 Now Slayer are Considering Ditching Jeff Hanneman March 25th, 2013 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg Yo FUCK. THIS. SHIT.
F-F-F-Feudin' 0 Lombardogate Continues: Kerry King and Nicko McBrain Speak Out March 4th, 2013 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg King implies he has saved Slayer for the benefit of the fans; McBrain implies King may have killed Slayer for the sake of money.
Everyone's Replaceable 0 Watch Half of Slayer Perform a Whole Concert February 25th, 2013 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg Instead of “SSSSLLLLLAAAAYYYYYEEERRRRR!!!”, it’s more like, “SSSSLLLLLAAAAYYYYYEEERRRRR???”
F-F-F-Feudin' 0 Needless to Say, the Other Members of Slayer Don’t Agree with Dave Lombardo’s Version of Events February 22nd, 2013 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg …and now we’re one step closer to Slayer going Lombardo-less for good.
Everyone's Replaceable 0 Dave Lombardo: Out of Slayer Again February 21st, 2013 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg MOTH-ER-FUCK-ER!
Br00tal-lists 0 METAL DOMINATES SPIN MAGAZINE’S “100 GREATEST GUITARISTS OF ALL TIME” LIST August 24th, 2012 at 11:20am Axl Rosenberg Okay so not exactly “dominates,” but still — This past […]
Question of the Week 0 QUESTION OF THE WEEK: HATE THE GAME, NOT THE SLAYER August 3rd, 2012 at 4:30pm MetalSucks Banner by Cysquatch Know what’s awesome about Slayer? Everything goddammit! […]
Worst Week Ever 0 IN WHICH WE REFUSED THE REFUSAL OF THE REFUSED REUNION May 4th, 2012 at 5:00pm Vince Neilstein Have you signed up for our email list? Do it […]
Everyone's Replaceable 0 RICK HUNOLT TO FILL IN FOR EXODUS’ GARY HOLT WHILE EXODUS’ GARY HOLT IS FILLING IN FOR SLAYER’S JEFF HANNEMAN May 2nd, 2012 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg Yesterday came word that Slayer guitarist Jeff Hanneman is still […]
