Green Eggs and Slam 2080 The History of Metalcore/Screamo June 7th, 2010 at 12:15pm Sergeant D First things first: screamo is literally worse than the Holocaust […]
Worst Week Ever 1 IN WHICH WE CUT SOME DUDE’S DICK OFF June 4th, 2010 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg But he, like, totally had it coming. He was the […]
Question of the Week 940 QUESTION OF THE WEEK: IF YOU WERE GOING TO BE MARRIED AT A METAL CONCERT, WHICH SHOW WOULD IT BE AND WHY? June 4th, 2010 at 4:00pm MetalSucks Welcome to a new feature here at MetalSucks, “Question of […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 620 A PRAYER FOR NO PRAYER FOR THE DYING June 3rd, 2010 at 12:00pm Anso DF Digging for duds in the formidable Iron Maiden catalogue is […]
Interviews 300 BRIAN POSEHN: THE COMEDIAN WHO’S “MORE METAL THAN YOU” TALKS TO METALSUCKS April 27th, 2010 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg Like a lot of people, I first became familiar with […]
The Webernets 140 I BET THIS GUY NEVER GETS LAID April 26th, 2010 at 2:15pm Axl Rosenberg At the new age feel goodery of an elementary school […]
Music Dorkery 90 I WONDER WHAT THE HILLS OF FINLAND NORWAY LOOK LIKE? April 1st, 2010 at 10:30am Vince Neilstein Hey people, remember that IRON MAIDEN are touring the U.S. […]
Metal Merch 530 URBAN OUTFITTERS’ “CLASSIC ROCK BOYFRIEND TEE” IS AN INSULT TO GIRLS, METAL, IRON MAIDEN, EVERYTHING March 25th, 2010 at 2:00pm Vince Neilstein So many things wrong with this. SO many. Is this […]
Editorials 880 The Looks That Kill: God Forbid’s Doc Coyle on the Role of Image in Music March 17th, 2010 at 4:30pm MetalSucks I am going to assume that a decent portion of […]
Tour de Force 220 PAUL DI’ASSHOLE March 8th, 2010 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg Hey, remember last year when original Iron Maiden singer Paul […]
Tour de Force 360 DREAMS OF MAIDEN COME TRUE: IRON MAIDEN + DREAM THEATER TOUR CONFIRMED March 4th, 2010 at 4:23pm Vince Neilstein Press releases from both the Iron Maiden and Dream Theater […]
Rampant Rumors 390 PROG ORGASM RUMOR OF THE DAY: IRON MAIDEN, DREAM THEATER + COHEED & CAMBRIA SUMMER TOUR? March 4th, 2010 at 3:00pm Vince Neilstein Before I start: this is all pure speculation and none […]
Metal Merch 290 HOW MUCH MORE BLACK CAN THESE VALIENT THORR SHOES BE? NONE MORE BLACK. March 3rd, 2010 at 9:40am Vince Neilstein Valient Thorr are one of the most entertaining live metal […]
Upcoming Bullsh*t 610 UPCOMING BULLSH*T ROUND-UP: NEWS ON FORTHCOMING RELEASES FROM IRON MAIDEN, DEFTONES, SOILWORK AND CAVALERA CONSPIRACY February 17th, 2010 at 1:40pm Axl Rosenberg Phew! There’s been a lot of news about some great […]
...And F*ck You Too 560 NOT SO POLITELY CONTESTING A CLAIM BY LINKIN PARK’S MIKE SHINODA January 25th, 2010 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg Mike Shitnoda, the ugly Backstreet Boy wannabe who raps for […]
Not Quite Metal? 330 SIGUR ROS’ JONSI BIRGISSON LOVES IRON MAIDEN January 25th, 2010 at 10:49am Axl Rosenberg What’s the non-metal crowd’s take on Sigur Ros? Our friend […]
The Webernets 260 THE “M” IN MS PAINT IS FOR “METAL” (SUCKS) January 14th, 2010 at 3:32pm Vince Neilstein Suckalo Cody Barrick sent us a link to a massive […]
Editorials 70 SCREAM FOR ME, COSTA RICA! January 5th, 2010 at 1:00pm Vince Neilstein After Continental Airlines threatened to ruin my peaceful week in […]
What the...?? 330 WHAT. THE F*CKING F*CK. IS THIS SH*T? November 25th, 2009 at 11:15am Axl Rosenberg I just saw this on Metal Inquisition. Holy fucking Jeebus. […]
Music Dorkery 220 RIME OF THE ANCIENT HARPER November 13th, 2009 at 3:00pm Vince Neilstein Our bromance love kittens over at Metal Insider — in […]
