Cinemetal 220 THOUGHTS ON IRON MAIDEN’S VIDEO FOR “THE FINAL FRONTIER” July 13th, 2010 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg So we saw Maiden last night. Yeah, the setlist could […]
Admin 240 HAPPY FOURTH OF JULY July 4th, 2010 at 11:18am MetalSucks Now go get drunk n’ barbecue! -Axl, Vince, and Everyone […]
What the...?? 580 I DON’T KNOW HOW I NEVER NOTICED THIS BEFORE July 2nd, 2010 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg Listen to the intro for Iron Maiden’s “Wasted Years”… …and […]
Editorials 190 PONDERING IRON MAIDEN’S SETLIST: MAYBE IT’S NOT SO BAD AFTER ALL June 18th, 2010 at 11:00am Vince Neilstein I’ve gotta admit… although I gave Iron Maiden some flack […]
Worst Week Ever 50 IN WHICH WE BEAT-OFF LIKE EXTRAVAGANT CHIMPANZEES June 11th, 2010 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Kirk Windstein is a poet. Of this, there can be […]
Editorials 1320 IRON MAIDEN’S CURRENT TOUR SETLIST CONSISTS OF MOSTLY NEW MATERIAL. MEH. June 10th, 2010 at 3:00pm Vince Neilstein Just a few hours ago my pal Axl declared that […]
Greatest Hits 690 Let’s Argue About Iron Maiden Album Art June 10th, 2010 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg Last week our homeslice Anso D-muthafuckin’-F got people arguing about […]
Br00tal-lists 300 VICE WONDERS: “WHO’S THE BEST THRASH MASCOT?” June 9th, 2010 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg Here’s something completely meaningless that we can all argue over. […]
New Stuff 260 NEW IRON MAIDEN SONG! FOR FREE! June 7th, 2010 at 11:03pm Vince Neilstein Before we hand the MetalSucks reigns over to Kirk and […]
Green Eggs and Slam 2080 The History of Metalcore/Screamo June 7th, 2010 at 12:15pm Sergeant D First things first: screamo is literally worse than the Holocaust […]
Worst Week Ever 1 IN WHICH WE CUT SOME DUDE’S DICK OFF June 4th, 2010 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg But he, like, totally had it coming. He was the […]
Question of the Week 940 QUESTION OF THE WEEK: IF YOU WERE GOING TO BE MARRIED AT A METAL CONCERT, WHICH SHOW WOULD IT BE AND WHY? June 4th, 2010 at 4:00pm MetalSucks Welcome to a new feature here at MetalSucks, “Question of […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 620 A PRAYER FOR NO PRAYER FOR THE DYING June 3rd, 2010 at 12:00pm Anso DF Digging for duds in the formidable Iron Maiden catalogue is […]
Interviews 300 BRIAN POSEHN: THE COMEDIAN WHO’S “MORE METAL THAN YOU” TALKS TO METALSUCKS April 27th, 2010 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg Like a lot of people, I first became familiar with […]
The Webernets 140 I BET THIS GUY NEVER GETS LAID April 26th, 2010 at 2:15pm Axl Rosenberg At the new age feel goodery of an elementary school […]
Music Dorkery 90 I WONDER WHAT THE HILLS OF FINLAND NORWAY LOOK LIKE? April 1st, 2010 at 10:30am Vince Neilstein Hey people, remember that IRON MAIDEN are touring the U.S. […]
Metal Merch 530 URBAN OUTFITTERS’ “CLASSIC ROCK BOYFRIEND TEE” IS AN INSULT TO GIRLS, METAL, IRON MAIDEN, EVERYTHING March 25th, 2010 at 2:00pm Vince Neilstein So many things wrong with this. SO many. Is this […]
Editorials 880 The Looks That Kill: God Forbid’s Doc Coyle on the Role of Image in Music March 17th, 2010 at 4:30pm MetalSucks I am going to assume that a decent portion of […]
Tour de Force 220 PAUL DI’ASSHOLE March 8th, 2010 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg Hey, remember last year when original Iron Maiden singer Paul […]
Tour de Force 360 DREAMS OF MAIDEN COME TRUE: IRON MAIDEN + DREAM THEATER TOUR CONFIRMED March 4th, 2010 at 4:23pm Vince Neilstein Press releases from both the Iron Maiden and Dream Theater […]