Greatest Hits 0 What is the best subgenre of metal?? *please read* May 2nd, 2014 at 4:30pm Sergeant D Sergeant D. provides a helpful guide to our favorite genre
Question of the Week 0 Question Of The Week: The $5 Million Album April 11th, 2014 at 4:30pm MetalSucks Money can buy a shitload of happiness.
The Webernets 0 What if You Could See the Reverse Angle of Your Favorite Album Covers? April 4th, 2014 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg Now there’s a website to answer that very question.
The Webernets 0 Best New Blog Ever of the Day: Alternate Metal Album Covers March 26th, 2014 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg Sophomoric punnery of the highest order!
Punishing Pictorials 0 Portraits of Metal Musicians Before They Hated Each Other March 13th, 2014 at 3:15pm MetalSucks Why can’t we be friends?
Punishing Pictorials 0 The 33 Most Metal Photobombs of All Time January 27th, 2014 at 2:30pm MetalSucks Smile and say “HAIL SATAN!”
Question of the Week 0 Question Of The Week: Remembered Metal Memento Mentions? January 24th, 2014 at 4:30pm MetalSucks A comet is hurtling toward your house. On your way out the door, you grab your most treasured metal memento.
Cinemetal 0 “Deceived”: Jake E. Lee’s New Jam Is Awesome January 22nd, 2014 at 3:30pm Anso DF MetalSucks to producer: Say it don’t spray it.
Question of the Week 0 Question Of The Week: Heavy Metal Solo Albums By The Pound? January 10th, 2014 at 4:30pm MetalSucks What other band should release a KISS-style cluster of unified solo albums?
This Sucks 0 Armed Robbers Break Into the Home of Iron Maiden Bassist Steve Harris December 11th, 2013 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg They held a knife to the caretaker’s throat and made off with $8,000 worth of stolen goods.
Reunion Mania 0 Paul Di’Anno Doesn’t Wanna Play Iron Maiden Songs Anymore, Doesn’t Mind Being in a Band Named After an Iron Maiden Album December 10th, 2013 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg …the fuck?
Worst Week Ever 0 Gobble Gobble Gobble November 27th, 2013 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg We made a Thanksgiving playlist because of course we did.
Metal Merch 0 Now You Can Hit Iron Maiden’s Balls November 27th, 2013 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg Golf balls, that is.
...And F*ck You Too 0 RUN TO THE HILLS! Vegas Michael McDonald Impersonator Unleashes Atrocious Iron Maiden Cover November 25th, 2013 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Just in time for Thanksgiving.
New Stuff 0 Jake E. Lee Did Something! November 20th, 2013 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg His fan rejoices.
Editorials 0 Metal Makes Everything Better November 12th, 2013 at 2:30pm MetalSucks Thoughts on how even the most unbearable songs can be made awesome via metal covers.
\m/ 0 Support the Troops: Listen to the MetalSucks Veterans Day Spotify Playlist November 11th, 2013 at 12:00pm MetalSucks War is (heavy as) hell.
...And F*ck You Too 0 Former Iron Maiden Vocalist Paul Di’Anno is Still a Bitter Homophobe October 8th, 2013 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg Somebody PLEASE sew this prick’s lips shut.
Cinemetal 0 Watch: The Avett Brothers Perform Folk Covers of Metallica, Iron Maiden, and Black Sabbath October 1st, 2013 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg Yee-haw.