Haterade 850 THE ELEVENTH ANNUAL GATHERING OF THE JUGGALOS: “YOU’LL PROBABLY GET LAID” July 19th, 2010 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg My homeboy Rob over at Metal Injection thinks that this […]
Metal in the Media 540 HOMELESS TEENAGE JUGGALOS July 8th, 2010 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg It would be wrong to make fun of homeless kids, […]
What the...?? 680 TAKE THIS JUGGALO SEX ADVICE AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR NEDEN HOLE June 25th, 2010 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg OHMYGODJUGGALOSPLEASESTOPMAKINGITSOHARDNOTTOLAUGH!!!!!!!!!! I guess I should just accept that I’m never […]
Saturday Song to Get Stoned To 460 SATURDAY UN-JUGGAJAMZ TO KLOWN AROUND TO: OLD-SCHOOL BUNGLE PARTY!!!!! May 22nd, 2010 at 1:38pm Kip Wingerschmidt Until last year, I had no idea what a frickin […]
Haterade 530 DID YOU KNOW THAT JAMES CAMERON DIRECTED THE ICP “MIRACLES” VIDEO? May 21st, 2010 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg He didn’t. He’s probably never heard of ICP. And if […]
The Webernets 180 THE BEST FACEBOOK PAGE SINCE PICKLEBACK: DEPORT THE JUGGALOS! May 17th, 2010 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg The United States is devolving; might as well have some […]
The Webernets 200 OKAY SERIOUSLY JUST ONE LAST POST ABOUT ICP April 15th, 2010 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg Because MS Suckalo Mykee Shaffer sent us a link to […]
Viral Vomit 200 THE ICP PREGNANCY TEST April 14th, 2010 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg I know I just said I was tired of writing […]
The Webernets 760 The Insane Clown Posse Believes in “Miracles” April 13th, 2010 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg I’m actually kinda tired of writing about ICP, ’cause at […]
Tour de Force 550 KITTIE TO TOUR WITH WIGGERS, COOLIO March 19th, 2010 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg Let’s just get right to it: Kittie are going to […]
Editorials 880 ICP: SYMPATHY FOR THE DEVIL? March 12th, 2010 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg Earlier this week, MS reader “seasonswithered” e-mailed us about a […]
Cinemetal 130 WHOOPS! I KNEW THERE WAS SOMETHING I WAS SUPPOSED TO DO LAST NIGHT March 2nd, 2010 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg Like watch the Rob Zombie-directed episode of CSI: Miami so […]
Viral Vomit 370 JUGGALO NEWS: LIKE FOX NEWS, ONLY SLIGHTLY LESS STUPID February 23rd, 2010 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg Someday making fun of Juggalos will get old… but today […]
Worst Week Ever 20 IN WHICH WE WERE BETTER LATE THAN NEVER February 12th, 2010 at 5:30pm Axl Rosenberg Well I had a heckuva afternoon, what with a horde […]
What the...?? 700 A JUGGALO’S GUIDE TO PARENTING February 11th, 2010 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg In case there was any doubt that Juggalos make bad […]
Worst Week Ever 260 IN WHICH WE LOST A GREAT WRITER, A GREAT HISTORIAN, AND A GREAT MIDGET ACTRESS January 29th, 2010 at 5:30pm Axl Rosenberg Howard Zinn, Zelda Rubinstein, and J.D. Salinger all died within […]
Cinemetal 710 THE INSANE CLOWN POSSE MADE A FEATURE LENGTH WESTERN? AND A GANSTA MOVIE?!?! January 27th, 2010 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg Last night reader Antipope Zosimus e-mailed us the simple message […]
Cinemetal 360 SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE TAKES ON THE JUGGALOS December 7th, 2009 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg Someone on the SNL writing staff must like metal. Just […]
What the...?? 570 COMING OUT IS HARD November 6th, 2009 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg All I can say is: THIS IS FUCKING REAL. Major, […]
\m/ 150 BISON B.C.’S JUGGALLOWEEN November 5th, 2009 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg I know what you’re thinking: Two juggalo posts in one […]