Tour de Force 0 Horse the Band Announce Tour for 20th Anniversary of ‘The Mechanical Hand’ November 21st, 2024 at 10:10am Haela Huntress A horse is a horse, of course of course!
New Stuff 0 Horse the Band Release New EP, First Music in Over a Decade November 27th, 2020 at 12:43pm MetalSucks The three-song EP from the seminal “Nintendocore” outfit is titled ‘Your Fault.’
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Horse the Band Announce New EP Your Fault November 16th, 2020 at 10:22am Axl Rosenberg It will be the first time the group has released new music since 2009’s Desperate Living.
Tour de Force 0 Horse the Band Are Horse the Back November 5th, 2019 at 3:23pm Axl Rosenberg The prog-metal pioneers will play a trio of shows in December.
Tour de Force 0 Horse the Band Announce Spring 2017 Tour with Infinity Shred and Graf Orlock January 31st, 2017 at 10:31am Vince Neilstein The progressive metal pioneers announce a rare string of dates.
Green Eggs and Slam 0 Is ZANYCORE the worst genre of music??? October 27th, 2015 at 1:00pm Sergeant D Sergeant D. takes down Mr. Bungle, Iwrestledabearonce, I Set My Friends on Fire, Dr. Acula, and more.
Shit That Comes Out Today 0 Sh*t That Comes Out Today: November 20, 2012 November 20th, 2012 at 10:00am MetalSucks Holy shit a million hard and heavy albums come out each week! Listen to them here!
Tour de Force 0 Horse the Band Announce World Tour! November 5th, 2012 at 4:30pm Vince Neilstein Synth-driven spastic art metal weirdos reunite for an international tour, of sorts.
Cinemetal 0 WHY ISN’T HORSE THE BAND STILL DOING EARTH TOURS? September 28th, 2012 at 3:30pm MetalSucks Probably because no one gives enough of a shit! And […]
New Stuff 0 YOUR NEW FAVORITE BAND: IMPOSSIBLE VOYAGE September 28th, 2012 at 1:00pm MetalSucks This is Impossible Voyage: I don’t believe in a show […]
New Stuff 0 WHO THE DAGGUMIT IS ANTHONY GOBEILLE AND WHY SHOULD I CARE September 28th, 2012 at 11:00am MetalSucks Why should I care? He’s just some guy that grew […]
Upcoming Bullsh*t 50 LAST THREE DAYS TO ORDER HORSE THE BAND’S MOTHER OF ALL DVDS May 21st, 2010 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg Remember back in March, when we found out that Horse […]
What the...?? 440 DID HORSE THE BAND MAKE A WICKED DECISION? April 9th, 2010 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg Well, here’s a story that caught me pretty off-guard. From […]
The Webernets 490 VAPID POP STAR DEEMS HORSE THE BAND “TOO EMO,” MEGADETH “DOPE” March 22nd, 2010 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg Full confession: until about an hour ago, I had no […]
Cinemetal 80 HORSE THE BAND TO RELEASE MORE DVDS THAN ANYONE ACTUALLY HAS TIME TO WATCH March 10th, 2010 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg I bought a six DVD set once. It was called […]
Worst Week Ever 50 IN WHICH WE DIED AND CAME BACK TO LIFE October 30th, 2009 at 5:23pm Vince Neilstein Tomorrow is Halloween. This is great news, because it means […]
Exclusive 290 HORSE THE BLOG (PART 4): LORD GOLD SAW YA TILT October 27th, 2009 at 5:30pm Vince Neilstein [Horse the Band are currently on tour supporting their new […]
Worst Week Ever 140 IN WHICH WE GOT FED THROUGH THE TEETH MACHINE October 23rd, 2009 at 5:30pm Axl Rosenberg There’s a lyric in the song “Hour of Rats” from […]
Exclusive 590 HORSE THE BLOG (PART 3): LORD GOLD ON THE REPETITION OF LIFE ON THE ROAD October 19th, 2009 at 1:30pm MetalSucks [Horse the Band are currently on tour supporting their new […]
Worst Week Ever 140 IN WHICH WE HAD THE UNIVERSE IN OUR BALLS October 16th, 2009 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Pretty big week here at the MetalSucks Mansion. We laughed, […]
