Worst Week Ever 0 In Which Korn Fans Had a Good Sense of Humor February 7th, 2014 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg This week’s top stories can’t stop, won’t stop.
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Everyone and Their Mother to Appear on New Dio Tribute Album February 6th, 2014 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg This is Your Life will include contributions from Metallica, Anthrax, Rob Halford, Corey Taylor, Killswitch Engage, and more.
Shit That Comes Out Today 0 Sh*t That Comes Out Today: October 15, 2013 (NSFW) October 15th, 2013 at 10:00am David Lee Rothmund Testament, Red Fang, Gigan, Rivers Of Nihil, Monster Magnet … Which are this week’s hottest new releases — You tell us!
Worst Week Ever 0 In Which We Announced Our Departure From White Wizzard October 11th, 2013 at 5:00pm MetalSucks This week, we were arrested, barred from restaurants, dressed as an Ozzy guitarist, dropped from Earache, mistaken for furniture, chased naked from a church’s lawn …
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 The Inessentials: Stream Halestorm’s New Covers EP October 10th, 2013 at 2:00pm Anso DF It is what it is.
New Stuff 0 Halestorm Second Metal Band in As Many Months to Cover Daft Punk’s “Get Lucky” September 24th, 2013 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg Also the second metal band to fuck it up.
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 0 Heavy MTL 2013: A Headbanger’s Journey August 21st, 2013 at 2:00pm Anso DF A silly recap of the bands, the fans, and the fun of a huge metal fest!
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 0 Heavy MTL Fest Is Approaching — And We’ll Attend! June 25th, 2013 at 1:00pm Anso DF What will happen when a heavy metal beach bimbo treks to Quebec to jam wildly for a wknd? I’ve got $20 on “testicle severed by windmill.”
Tour de Force 0 Heavy MTL Line-Up Announced March 26th, 2013 at 12:19pm Axl Rosenberg This year’s fest will include Avenged Sevenfold, Rob Zombie, Megadeth, and more.
Question of the Week 0 Question Of The Week: And The Grammy Goes To … February 22nd, 2013 at 4:30pm MetalSucks The 2013 Grammy Awards? More like Sham-my Anal-warts right?
Laugh At Others' Misfortunes 0 Halestorm Won the Bullshit “Best Hard Rock/Metal Performance” Grammy February 11th, 2013 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg And Trent Reznor and Atticus Ross won some other bullshit Grammy.
...And F*ck You Too 0 Here are the Bullshit Nominees for This Year’s Bullshit “Best Hard Rock/Metal Performance” Grammy December 6th, 2012 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg Bullshit.
Scraping Genius Off The Wheel 0 Suck It and See November 20th, 2012 at 2:00pm Gary Suarez Opinions are like assholes, and yours probably could use a refreshing Wet Wipe.
Shit That Comes Out Today 0 SH*T THAT COMES OUT TODAY: JULY 10, 2012 July 10th, 2012 at 10:00am MetalSucks I got an email from MetalSucks editorial stating that this […]
Neilstein Soundscam 0 NEILSTEIN SOUNDSCAM: A KRUTCH FOR RECORD SALES April 25th, 2012 at 12:30pm Vince Neilstein Not as many new metal releases this past week as […]
Neilstein Soundscam 0 NEILSTEIN SOUNDSCAM: SLAVE TO THE DEMONOCRACY April 20th, 2012 at 12:00pm Vince Neilstein Apologies for the lateness of the column this week; the […]
Shit That Comes Out Today 0 SH*T THAT COMES OUT TODAY YESTERDAY: APRIL 10, 2012 April 11th, 2012 at 1:30pm Vic Vaughn Hey Suck Nation! Welcome to this week’s Shit That Comes […]
Cinemetal 90 CINEMETAL ROUND-UP: NEW VIDEOS FROM ASPHYX, HALESTORM, IN DEFENCE, PRODUCT OF HATE, AND CAPSULE February 17th, 2012 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg I’m going to put about much effort into this introduction […]
Neilstein Soundscam 310 NEILSTEIN SOUNDSCAM: LAMB OF GOD REIGN SUPREME February 1st, 2012 at 12:30pm Vince Neilstein We’re back! January 24th marked the first big release date […]
Worst Week Ever 20 IN WHICH WE MADE OUR FIRST HARDCORE SONG January 20th, 2012 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg via Topless Robot I would give anything for that to […]
