\m/ 140 BIG BUSINESS GET \m/ ON FOX RED EYE August 5th, 2011 at 11:20am Vince Neilstein Word on that street is that longtime correspondent Oderus Urungus […]
...And F*ck You Too 830 25 THINGS I’D RATHER DO THAN LISTEN TO THE NEW FIVE FINGER DEATH PUNCH SONG July 27th, 2011 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg 1) Be nicer to Sebastian Bach 2) Compare penis sizes […]
Green Eggs and Slam 1640 WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT COMEDY METAL???? May 24th, 2011 at 4:00pm Sergeant D I love music, but I am first and foremost a […]
Worst Week Ever 70 IN WHICH WE FRAKED OUR BRAINS OUT March 25th, 2011 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg So as it turns out, Periphery have a rather sizable […]
Ask Oderus 270 ASK ODERUS: ODERUS ANSWERS QUESTIONS ABOUT YOUR MOM, A GWAR VIDEO GAME AND THE HUMAN CENTIPEDE March 21st, 2011 at 5:00pm MetalSucks Greetings human filth, it is I, Oderus… no need for […]
\m/ 480 IT’S VALENTINE’S DAY, LET’S LISTEN TO METAL AND F*CK February 14th, 2011 at 5:00pm MetalSucks Ah, Valentine’s Day. Reviled by most, enjoyed by the smug, […]
Ask Oderus 530 ASK ODERUS RETURNS AGAIN! February 9th, 2011 at 12:00pm MetalSucks That’s right… he’s back! Oderus Urungus, the greatest singer in […]
\m/ 160 HO F*CKING HO December 25th, 2010 at 8:00am Axl Rosenberg Merry Christmas to all of our readers who, y’know. Celebrate […]
The Webernets 190 GWAR TO HEADLINE GLENN BECK’S NEXT RALLY December 8th, 2010 at 12:40pm Axl Rosenberg I am, of course, totally kidding. Gwar clearly would not […]
\m/ 260 GWAR DISEMBOWELS SARAH PALIN December 1st, 2010 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg One of the best parts of any Gwar show is […]
Fear Emptiness Decibel 160 DON’T FORGET TO BE THANKFUL FOR FEAR, EMPTINESS, DECIBEL!!!! November 24th, 2010 at 5:28pm MetalSucks This weekly column from our brethren at Decibel — the […]
Neilstein Soundscam 220 NEILSTEIN SOUNDSCAM: THE LAST BIG WEEK OF ’10 November 17th, 2010 at 12:00pm Vince Neilstein With the holidays right around the corner — and all […]
Worst Week Ever 50 IN WHICH WE ASKED SOME QUESTIONS November 5th, 2010 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Why am I writing this week’s “Worst Week” entirely in […]
Ask Oderus 140 ASK ODERUS: “IT COULD NEVER BE AS BAD AS VINNIE PAUL’S COLUMN!” November 4th, 2010 at 5:00pm MetalSucks The Bloody Tour of Horror rocks on! City after city […]
Metal in the Media 280 FORMER ARKANSAS GOVERNOR MIKE HUCKABEE CALLS TORCHE “HEAVIER THAN SOMETHING REALLY HEAVY” October 27th, 2010 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg Torche are the latest metal band to be featured on […]
Cinemetal 70 FOR A MINUTE I THOUGHT THAT FERGIE WAS IN THE NEW GWAR VIDEO, TOO October 27th, 2010 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg But then I realized that it was just a bunch […]
A View From the Pit 200 PHOTOS: GWAR AT THE ELECTRIC FACTORY IN PHILADELPHIA, OCTOBER 14, 2010 October 25th, 2010 at 12:30pm MetalSucks Ladies and gents, please meet Alyssa Lorenzon, the latest member […]
Exclusive 230 EXCLUSIVE TRACK PREMIERE: GWAR ARE “SICK AND TWISTED!” PLUS NEW TOUR DATES! October 18th, 2010 at 3:00pm MetalSucks Are you ready for new music from Gwar?!?! Well ready […]
New Stuff 130 GWAR MAKE THE ZOMBIES MARCH September 27th, 2010 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg What can I tell you about a new Gwar song […]
Upcoming Bullsh*t 100 SODOM ENTER THE RACE FOR BEST ALBUM ART OF THE YEAR September 27th, 2010 at 12:50pm Axl Rosenberg Eliran Kantor is on quite a roll this year: The […]
