Br00tal-lists 360 THE BEST METAL ALBUMS OF 2011, AS CHOSEN BY METAL MUSICIANS THEMSELVES — PART IX December 2nd, 2011 at 2:30pm MetalSucks FEATURING MEMBERS OF GWAR, DARKEST HOUR, REVOCATION, INTRONAUT, ABYSMAL DAWN, BRUTAL […]
Contests 20 SHOW US YOUR METALSUCKS: THE GWAR-B-Q EDITION November 28th, 2011 at 1:30pm MetalSucks That shirt you see above worn by MS devotee Rob […]
Tour de Force 30 CORY SMOOT MEMORIAL SHOW ANNOUNCED November 23rd, 2011 at 10:00am MetalSucks As promised, a show to pay tribute to recently deceased […]
Admin 40 GWAR LAUNCHES SMOOT FAMILY FUND November 17th, 2011 at 10:00am MetalSucks As you are no doubt aware, GWAR guitarist Cory Smoot […]
\m/ 50 GWAR PAY TRIBUTE TO CORY SMOOT WITH MASKLESS PERFORMANCE, ANNOUNCEMENT OF THE SMOOT FAMILY FOUNDATION November 14th, 2011 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg Talk about a band that refuses to let down their […]
Admin 100 DETAILS FOR CORY SMOOT’S (AKA FLATTUS MAXIMUS) MEMORIAL SERVICE November 10th, 2011 at 12:00pm MetalSucks GWAR guitarist Cory Smoot — more commonly known as “Flattus […]
Exclusive 1210 BREAKING: GWAR GUITARIST CORY SMOOT (AKA FLATTUS MAXIMUS) FOUND DEAD November 3rd, 2011 at 3:11pm MetalSucks Gwar guitarist Cory Smoot (aka Flattus Maximus) is dead. His […]
Worst Week Ever 100 IN WHICH WE HAILED GENOCIDE October 28th, 2011 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg When I was fifteen years old, I had to sneak […]
Necessary Roughness 150 NECESSARY ROUGHNESS, WEEK 7: CAM TEBOW FOR PRESIDENT October 25th, 2011 at 10:00am MetalSucks It was a weekend of big changes at the quarterback […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 90 ANAL CUNT’S SETH PUTNAM LIVES ON IN OUR HEARTS, SONG TITLES October 19th, 2011 at 10:30am Anso DF Not Seth Putnam One mind-blowing aspect of Devin Townsend’s Deconstruction […]
Necessary Roughness 230 NECESSARY ROUGHNESS: SH*T GETS “UGLY” IN WEEK 6 NFL ACTION October 18th, 2011 at 3:00pm MetalSucks It was an ugly weekend in football and sports in […]
Worst Week Ever 70 IN WHICH REMINDED YOU THAT YOU COULD BE AT NEW YORK COMIC CON WITH RICHARD CHRISTY RIGHT NOW October 14th, 2011 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Friendly reminder: as of RIGHT THIS SECOND, the legendary Richard […]
Necessary Roughness 150 NECESSARY ROUGHNESS: THE RETURN OF THE RAIDERS, AND OTHER WEEK 5 ACTION October 10th, 2011 at 4:30pm MetalSucks The NFL lost one of its all-time greats last week […]
Worst Week Ever 130 IN WHICH WE CELEBRATED REIGN IN BLOOD‘S 25TH ANNIVERSARY October 7th, 2011 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Happy birthday, Reign in Blood! We love you. You don’t sound […]
Necessary Roughness 210 NECESSARY ROUGHNESS: THE JETS GET WHOOPED, THE LIONS KEEP ROLLING AND MORE IN WEEK 4 NFL ACTION October 3rd, 2011 at 5:00pm MetalSucks Week four in the NFL saw some of the most […]
Necessary Roughness 260 UNNECESSARY ROUGHNESS, WEEK 3: IT SHOULD BE CALLED “NECESSARY ROUGHNESS” September 26th, 2011 at 5:00pm Vince Neilstein I am still trying to figure out what kind of […]
Ask Oderus 120 ASK ODERUS: ODERUS URUNGUS MAN-HANDLES ANOTHER ROUND OF YOUR STUPID QUESTIONS! September 21st, 2011 at 2:30pm MetalSucks Ye ask, and ye shall receive; you asked Gwar’s Oderus […]
Worst Week Ever 70 IN WHICH WE CAUGHT BIG FOUR FEVER September 16th, 2011 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg via WWTDD So much of this week ended up being […]
Necessary Roughness 320 UNNECESSARY ROUGHNESS WITH GWAR’S DAVE BROCKIE: A WEEK OF UPSETS + THE SKINS ARE UNDEFEATED September 12th, 2011 at 2:00pm MetalSucks Greetings sports and metal fans everywhere, and welcome back to […]
Ask Oderus 570 IT’S TIME FOR ANOTHER ROUND OF… ASK ODERUS!!! August 10th, 2011 at 3:30pm MetalSucks That’s right… he’s back! Oderus Urungus, the greatest singer in […]