Necessary Roughness 0 Necessary Roughness, Week 11: Turkey Day Stuffing November 26th, 2012 at 3:30pm MetalSucks The Houston Texans are for real, the Skins keep their playoff hopes alive, the Patriots thrash the hapless Jets, and more of the Week 11 NFL action.
Necessary Roughness 0 Necessary Roughness, Week 11: Die, Eagles, Die! November 19th, 2012 at 6:20pm MetalSucks Dave Brockie recounts the time Eagles fans poured beer and garbage all over him, then recaps this weekend’s NFL action.
Question of the Week 0 Question Of The Week: Choose Your Own MetalSucks Guest Columnist November 16th, 2012 at 4:30pm MetalSucks Doc Coyle. Oderus Urungus. Eyal Levi. Paul Masvidal. Who do u select as the next superstar guest writer on MetalSucks?
Necessary Roughness 0 Necessary Roughness, Week 10: We Are All Losers Now November 12th, 2012 at 5:30pm MetalSucks In which the Falcons undefeated season came to an end, the Giants lost and the 49ers and Rams tied.
Worst Week Ever 0 In Which We Blogged at Half-Speed November 9th, 2012 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg The most- and least-sucky stories of the week!
Editorials 0 Dave Mustaine, Oderus Urungus, and Ted Nugent Comment on President Obama’s Re-Election November 8th, 2012 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg You’ll never guess how each one reacted to the news!
Necessary Roughness 0 Necessary Roughness, Week 9: F*ck Mike Shanahan! November 5th, 2012 at 5:52pm MetalSucks Gwar’s Dave Brockie vents about the Redskins woeful season so far, calls for coach Shanahan’s head.
Necessary Roughness 0 Necessary Roughness, Week 8: The Regular Season Reaches the Halfway Point October 29th, 2012 at 5:30pm MetalSucks Which teams are happy, and which ones are realizing that their “slow start” has turned into a “steady suck”?
F-F-F-Feudin' 0 Oderus Urungus, Marilyn Manson and Buzz Osbourne Should Start an Anti-Rob Zombie Club October 29th, 2012 at 12:40pm Vince Neilstein Gwar’s Oderus Urungus is the latest metal celeb to publicly slam Rob Zombie.
Worst Week Ever 0 In Which We Got a Facelift October 26th, 2012 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Here are the week’s highlights!
\m/ 0 Gwar Go Trick-or-Treating October 24th, 2012 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg Oderus Urungus loves doorbells, hates bananas.
Necessary Roughness 0 Necessary Roughness, Week 7: What The Hell Happened? October 22nd, 2012 at 4:30pm MetalSucks Dave Brockie covers all the Week 7 NFL action in his weekly column Necessary Roughness.
New Stuff 0 MADNESS AT THE CORE OF GWAR October 19th, 2012 at 12:40pm Axl Rosenberg Live footage of a new Gwar song!
The Webernets 0 “LET THE RAPING BEGIN!”: FIRST INTERVIEW WITH NEW GWAR GUITARIST PUSTULUS MAXIMUS October 18th, 2012 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg “Buck up, fucko! You get to go out there and fuck all the coke you can do pussy with!”
\m/ 0 DANNY TREJO SACRIFICES HIS LIFE FOR GWAR October 15th, 2012 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg In case appearing in a Maylene and the Sons of Disaster […]
Necessary Roughness 0 NECESSARY ROUGHNESS, WEEK 6: THE JETS ARE BORN-AGAIN, EVEN WITHOUT JESUS TEBOW October 15th, 2012 at 2:00pm MetalSucks Welcome back, football fans! The GWAR machine is on the […]
Necessary Roughness 0 NECESSARY ROUGHNESS, WEEK 5: WATCH FOOTBALL INSTEAD OF TRYING TO SOLVE THE WORLD’S PROBLEMS October 8th, 2012 at 1:20pm MetalSucks You might have recalled some mealy-mouth ramblings about whether I […]
Worst Week Ever 0 IN WHICH WE GOT DRUNK AND FILMED A MUSIC VIDEO WITH OUR CAT October 5th, 2012 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Have you signed up for our email list yet? It’s […]
Cinemetal 0 CARRY ON WAYWARD GWAR October 2nd, 2012 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg Yesterday, Gwar unveiled new guitarist Pustulus Maximus, and promised that […]
Necessary Roughness 0 NECESSARY ROUGHNESS, WEEK 4: THE AGONY AND THE ECSTASY October 1st, 2012 at 5:00pm MetalSucks Last week we heard nothing but bitching from me as […]
