Hipsters Out Of Metal! 0 This Weekend: See You At Heavy MTL, Canada’s America-Sized, Girl-Packed Metal Fest August 7th, 2013 at 12:00pm Anso DF Workload, refreshments, and girls: Heavy MTL is made for America
Tour de Force 0 The Mighty Gwar Announce Tour with Whitechapel, Iron Reagan, and A Band of Orcs July 31st, 2013 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg Sexual deviance, moshing to ensue.
New Stuff 0 Stream a Brand New Gwar Song: “Madness at the Core of Time” July 22nd, 2013 at 12:40pm Vince Neilstein The recorded debut of new guitarist Pustulus Maximus (aka Brent Purgason of Cannibis Corpse).
Cinemetal 0 Housecore Horror Film & Music Festival Finalizes Line-Up June 7th, 2013 at 12:40pm Axl Rosenberg New additions to the bill include Gwar, Pig Destroyer, Goatwhore, Repulsion, Whitechapel, Pallbearer, and more!
Worst Week Ever 0 In Which We Were Honored with a Creepy Wax Statue May 31st, 2013 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg This week’s top stories and accompanying playlist includes every Big Four band but Anthrax, Pantera, The Faceless, and more.
Tweet Twat 0 Oderus Urungus Goes on an Angry Celebratory Twitter Rant Against in Support of Tim Lambesis May 31st, 2013 at 12:30pm Vince Neilstein Oderus no happy is funny.
Worst Week Ever 0 In Which We Made Dildos Shaped Like Our Heads April 26th, 2013 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg The MetalSucks Worst Week Ever Playlist: April 22 — April […]
F-F-F-Feudin' 0 Gwar’s Oderus Urungus Reviews Megadeth’s “Super Collider” April 24th, 2013 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg He also has some choice words for Rob Zombie’s wife.
Tour de Force 0 The 2013 Gwar-B-Q Line-Up is Finger Lickin’ Good April 11th, 2013 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg Barbecue some pork, then see Pig Destroyer!
Tour de Force 0 Heavy MTL Line-Up Announced March 26th, 2013 at 12:19pm Axl Rosenberg This year’s fest will include Avenged Sevenfold, Rob Zombie, Megadeth, and more.
The Top 25 Modern Metal Frontmen 0 #19: Oderus Urungus (Gwar) March 12th, 2013 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg The only dude we’d let give us a facial.
Metal in the Media 0 Watch Devin Townsend on Fox New’s Red Eye February 21st, 2013 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg Those lucky animals.
Editorials 0 There is Only One Vocalist Who Should Guest on the New Megadeth Album February 7th, 2013 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg The band is soliciting fan suggestions — but we can think of only one singer who absolutely NEEDS to be on the record.
Cinemetal Reviews 0 Gwar Reviews Lincoln February 7th, 2013 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg Could the film have been improved by female nudity?
Necessary Roughness 0 Necessary Roughness, Super Bowl Wrap-Up: Boom Boom, Out Go the Lights! February 5th, 2013 at 10:00am MetalSucks Through thick, thin, power outages, elk semen and oversized Jenga, Brockie is still a football fan at heart.
Worst Week Ever 0 In Which To Our Ass We Bent Our Rope February 1st, 2013 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg “I’m gonna titty fuck my butt cheeks!”
Necessary Roughness 0 Necessary Roughness, Pre-Super Bowl: OK, I Finally Realized There Was Already a Successful TV Show Called “Necessary Roughness” January 30th, 2013 at 4:30pm MetalSucks Brockie is all sour grapes that his precious Skins aren’t in the Super Bowl, but at least he knows that he’s sour grapes. Which team does he pick to win?
Metal in the Media 0 Artie Lang and the Meaning of “Gwar” January 23rd, 2013 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg Oderus and Balsac make a typically-hilarious appearance on The Artie Lange Show.
Necessary Roughness 0 Necessary Roughness, Week 18: Championship Weekend: I Absolutely Love ALL the Teams That Play with Balls January 21st, 2013 at 5:00pm MetalSucks Brockie talks about Colin Kaepernick’s arms (and the tattoos thereon) and the demise of Tom Brady and the pats.
Necessary Roughness 0 Necessary Roughness, Divisional Playoff Weekend: I Hate Every Team That is Still Playing January 15th, 2013 at 5:46pm MetalSucks Brockie laments the Redskins’ inept handling of RG III’s injury and wishes for Ray Lewis and Tom Brady to “run into each other and explode.”
