F-F-F-Feudin' 0 Gwar’s Oderus Urungus Reviews Megadeth’s “Super Collider” April 24th, 2013 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg He also has some choice words for Rob Zombie’s wife.
Tour de Force 0 The 2013 Gwar-B-Q Line-Up is Finger Lickin’ Good April 11th, 2013 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg Barbecue some pork, then see Pig Destroyer!
Tour de Force 0 Heavy MTL Line-Up Announced March 26th, 2013 at 12:19pm Axl Rosenberg This year’s fest will include Avenged Sevenfold, Rob Zombie, Megadeth, and more.
The Top 25 Modern Metal Frontmen 0 #19: Oderus Urungus (Gwar) March 12th, 2013 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg The only dude we’d let give us a facial.
Metal in the Media 0 Watch Devin Townsend on Fox New’s Red Eye February 21st, 2013 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg Those lucky animals.
Editorials 0 There is Only One Vocalist Who Should Guest on the New Megadeth Album February 7th, 2013 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg The band is soliciting fan suggestions — but we can think of only one singer who absolutely NEEDS to be on the record.
Cinemetal Reviews 0 Gwar Reviews Lincoln February 7th, 2013 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg Could the film have been improved by female nudity?
Necessary Roughness 0 Necessary Roughness, Super Bowl Wrap-Up: Boom Boom, Out Go the Lights! February 5th, 2013 at 10:00am MetalSucks Through thick, thin, power outages, elk semen and oversized Jenga, Brockie is still a football fan at heart.
Worst Week Ever 0 In Which To Our Ass We Bent Our Rope February 1st, 2013 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg “I’m gonna titty fuck my butt cheeks!”
Necessary Roughness 0 Necessary Roughness, Pre-Super Bowl: OK, I Finally Realized There Was Already a Successful TV Show Called “Necessary Roughness” January 30th, 2013 at 4:30pm MetalSucks Brockie is all sour grapes that his precious Skins aren’t in the Super Bowl, but at least he knows that he’s sour grapes. Which team does he pick to win?
Metal in the Media 0 Artie Lang and the Meaning of “Gwar” January 23rd, 2013 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg Oderus and Balsac make a typically-hilarious appearance on The Artie Lange Show.
Necessary Roughness 0 Necessary Roughness, Week 18: Championship Weekend: I Absolutely Love ALL the Teams That Play with Balls January 21st, 2013 at 5:00pm MetalSucks Brockie talks about Colin Kaepernick’s arms (and the tattoos thereon) and the demise of Tom Brady and the pats.
Necessary Roughness 0 Necessary Roughness, Divisional Playoff Weekend: I Hate Every Team That is Still Playing January 15th, 2013 at 5:46pm MetalSucks Brockie laments the Redskins’ inept handling of RG III’s injury and wishes for Ray Lewis and Tom Brady to “run into each other and explode.”
Metal in the Media 0 Here’s Gwar’s New Song for The Dan Patrick Show January 14th, 2013 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg Metal aliens pen new theme music for the regular “Wheel of Punishment” segment.
Necessary Roughness 0 Necessary Roughness, Wild Card Weekend: The Agony and the More Agony January 7th, 2013 at 2:30pm MetalSucks Brockie recaps all this weekend’s NFL playoff action, hates on Ray Lewis, and laments the elimination of his beloved Redskins.
Necessary Roughness 0 Necessary Roughness, Week 17: Old Dudes Celebrate Silly Game, Are Delirious With Joy! January 2nd, 2013 at 11:00am MetalSucks Brockie gloats about the Redskins’ playoff birth and Tony Romo’s implosion.
Necessary Roughness 0 Necessary Roughness, Week 15: Will You People Quit Killing Each Other so I Can Enjoy at Least One Weekend of Football? December 19th, 2012 at 11:00am MetalSucks Brockie has some things to say about the shooting in Newton, CT.
Necessary Roughness 0 Necessary Roughness, Week 14: Another Week, Another Dead Player December 11th, 2012 at 2:00pm MetalSucks Brockie dissects the tragic accident in Dallas (just one week after the incident in Kansas City), the miracle of Peyton Manning’s comeback, Tom Brady’s stomping of the Texans and more.
Contests 0 Show Us Your MetalSucks: The Gwar Edition December 6th, 2012 at 2:00pm MetalSucks Send us pics of yourself wearing a MetalSucks t-shirt, receive free shit in the mail!
Necessary Roughness 0 Necessary Roughness, Week 13: I Get Cheeky with Managament and Disgusted in General December 3rd, 2012 at 5:30pm MetalSucks Dave begs the editors to move this column to Tuesday and mourns the loss of “murderer Javon Belcher’s” girlfriend.
